Finalized my skill set listed at the top of my resume...

Finalized my skill set listed at the top of my resume. Looking for any sort of IT work outside of development because it's fucking boring and I hate it. Anything I missed that I should put on there? Hiring managers like buzzwords and things they actually recognize so that's why Office 365 and the abbreviations are on there.

Looking for jobs in technical support (upper tiers), security, system administration, network administration and even IT recruitment.

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pls respond I don't want to be NEET anymore

bump

Shouldn't this be fluff near the end of the resume and qualifications be up front

Remove some of this stuff and only include the things that are important for the position you are applying for. It’s word soup right now

I'm applying for lots of positions. It's meant to be. I'm a jack of all trades.

You need to separate resume from CV.

Also, the formatting ABSOLUTELY sucks testicles. I cannot read this, and as such it fails the 6-second test.

I need to leave for a bit, but if you are still on when I get back, I can give you more detailed feedback. In the meantime, redact your private details and post your full resume.

That may be, but you won’t get a job by vomiting every skill you have onto a piece of paper. Make a base template with all that shit, and remove things that don’t apply to the particular position. Upload that reduced version, and repeat per position

Also the fact that you have so much shit on there makes me suspect that you aren’t very good at any one thing, which is also not desirable for an employer.

not OP but is that really so difficult to believe? Nothing on there requires super in depth knowledge

That you are qualified enough in any of analytics, advertising, Android, cloud computing, and SEO to be hired for any one of these roles?

I do find that hard to believe, yes

What analytics specialist isn't well versed in mobile, SEO and cloud computing? Kind of comes with the territory senpai.

My point is that jacks of all trades aren’t usually valuable, unless you’re a junior level hire, where you barely know anything anyway

>What analytics specialist isn't well versed in mobile, SEO and cloud computing?
If these items are redundant, then OP should remove them from his resume. The other user is correct: OP's current resume is just a non-skill-vomit-orgy.

Imagine the kind of idiot who puts this on a resume:

>Well, I want everyone here to know that I quite well versed in the Windows NT tool. I am also confident in my mastery of the Windows XP technology, as well as the Windows Vista technology. I spent quite some time utilizing the Windows 7 tool, before moving on to the Windows 8 tool. I am currently improving my skills in the Windows 10 technology.

Oh wait, no need to imagine, it is right there in the OP.

don't write out the skill and then the acronym if you never use the acronym again it's retarded.

The acronym should be enough for something like DNS

There is absolutely no fucking way you know everything listed at a level that is good enough.

You might use a chromebook but that doesn't mean you're capable of being a sysadmin dealing with them.

Same goes for stuff like VPNs, you use them I'm sure. Are you capable of setting them up, monitoring them, securing them, etc?
Doubt it.

Put stuff only that you know well enough to talk about atn interview.

good job user please tell us how it goes after every interview when they realise that you lied

u forgot to put gentoo on it

These skills seems to be partially unrelated, so either you know nothing and just inflating the CV or you should group it somehow to show where you got it and how you used it.

As far as I can tell you were working as glorified web server admin.

You need to separate it out. Its irrelevant whether you're a jack of all trades, there's going to be too much useless information.
It also doesn't tell me anything or how competent you are at it.
It sucks a d it's too crammed with information. Be concise and to the point.

Don't listen to the people here giving you shit as most of them are still in college and talking out their ass.
A comprehensive skill list (including abbreviations) is necessary to beat the automated keyword filtering nowadays.
The problem is, it does make your resume look ugly. I've heard some people list in white text so no one sees it, but it can still beat the filter. What I do, and suggest to others, is to just stick it at the very end.
At the top of your resume should be the most relevant bulletpoints, tailored exactly to the job you're applying for.
The meat of your resume should be bulletpoints of previous work/intern/volunteer experience though. None of it has to be 100% relevant, but if you were a burger flipper at McDicks you can try and lie and say shit like "Occasionally assisted with troubleshooting POS terminal" and if they ask about it say you just turned that shit on and off, then it worked. Just don't say anything too obviously fake.
If you don't have much experience, keep it one page and space things out. Once it gets into human hands aesthetics and readability is about as important as the actual content

That seems like a long way of saying that you have no skills.