Who /CafeProgrammer/ here

>htop, ranger, pacman -Syu, nethogs, open 5 new terminals and ctrl+d all of them really fast

>vim main.cpp
>int main(){return 0;}
>:w
>rm main.cpp

>girl walks over

>asks to be fertilized

Trannies btfo

>paranoid sperg, the post

Made me laugh

>web developer thread

Why not show her how you feel?

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>start thinkpad
>pacman -Syu
>there is nothing to do
>shut down Thinkpad

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The cafe is unironically a pretty good place to go programming. They are usually open early, so I used to go in before work and spend a couple hours on my projects.

Not being at home helps to change your mindset and you begin to treat it like another office. One where you actually get stuff done.

Work occasionally at coffee shop when I’m restless at home. Almost always keep work at home though.
>MacOSX for productivity, Linux in VM for learning, Windows on dual boot for HDL IDE.

What are you learning exactly about linux?
The file topography (what is /etc /var /tmp etc.)?
Are you trying to figure out bash or other shells?

>me in the green shorts

who here Starbucks porcelain cup?

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la creatura...

>Not being at home helps to change your mindset and you begin to treat it like another office. One where you actually get stuff done.

Working at Starbucks has unironically allowed me to work on personal projects better.
I live by one and it has shitty internet and blocks port 22 but it has allowed me to work and get stuff done more.

Also cute barista girl that is mandated to ask about my day feels like an IRL visual novel

What's the point of the porcelain cup
So you carry that shit around with you?

>What's the point of the porcelain cup
>So you carry that shit around with you?
So I can drink coffee at home while doing home office

This is a thread for people that actually go out of the house user

You're thinking of Reddit user, Jow Forums is strictly a no leavie housie forum, it's in the rules (invisible ink).

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traps aren't trannies

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Your right they are men larping as women
Back to your tranny hole

That's what tethering is for.

>When a dude walks into a Starbucks and opens up a laptop with kali Linux on it

I personally quite enjoy working in other people's offices/cafes, though since I have a chunk of a laptop the battery life is laughable and that's my main concern when flex working like that

>t. 1337 400 lb hacker known as the Jow Forums

> the hacker known as 4channel

>that dude that opens his laptop and has a themed Jow Forums open and replies to a thread with an anime image
>has a smug anime girl folder on his desktop and /a/ open on another tab

>catch dude in uni with Jow Forums open
>it's on Jow Forums posting some zoomer story and is trying to get his life together by getting "rich" by going into Comp sci
>has a C programming book

>I turn coffee into code fags

>pacman -Syu
what the fuck, what does -Syu do? i've never seen it before.

imagine being that thirsty
girl was surprisingly classy about it

It wrecks your arch installation typically

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im surprised he didn't get decked in the face by the chick. especially black chicks they don't sit there and cry about this kind of shit, they will get aggressive and deck you with an elbow

finally found it
>updates cache and packages
so just moving text on your screen? lol

>what is a VPN

I deliver to starbucks daily.

People actually code in the stores. People actually bring their desktop. People actually come to starbucks on a daily basis to chill, I recognize the same people every day just sitting down.

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>>vim main.cpp
>>int main(){return 0;}
>>:w
>>rm main.cpp

god this got me

thanks for sharing

You're all cancer

thanks for sharing again

i guess starbucks has become a kind of library
i could get behind the thought of being more productive somewhere that isnt your home but i dont like starbucks

>not going to local coffee shops and connecting to wireguard on a raspberry pi at home to avoid botnet wifi

i have a home server
a lot of public wifi ISPs like google block port 22 but my home server's ssh is on port 2222. The only open port on my house is port 2222 so I can easily and remotely tunnel and ssh and scp into my home's network from anywhere and all the traffic is encrypted by default so the only traffic on my computer at any given time is just encrypted traffic on port 2222.
Real comfy security knowing anyone sniffing the air is just seeing encrypted ssh packets

I'd rather have a small PC and monitor to lug around, than a throttled housefire laptop.

My apartment's on top of a fancy gastropub. Like literally a 15 second walk down the stairs. It's super comfy to work in but I do have to buy drinks

Yeah, he could've easily wound up in jail from stuff like that.

are any of you at the point where you can go to a cafe and say "the usual" and they know what to get

I like taking my used laptop from 2000 with me to the library, doing some assembly, and then watching everyone staring at me worryingly because they're retards that legitimately think I'm hacking something when I'm really just writing hello, world tier programs.

>watching everyone staring at me worryingly because they're retards that legitimately think I'm hacking something when I'm really just writing hello, world tier programs.
i do this shit on the plane

>leaving your moms basement

bump

you're an amateur. next level: they know what you want as soon as you come through the door. next next level: they know what time you always arrive, so your espresso is waiting for you when you arrive

>walk into cafe
>barista staff anticipated my arrival and already knows the precise dosage of caffeine required to produce 0.6 oz of pure ATP and glucose within the next 3 hours
>a dart shoots into my neck directly injecting a cocktail of 5 espresso shots and a mL of insulin into my blood stream
>$3.20 is automatically taken out of my account

>walk into cafe
>seats have a needle sticking out at the rim that injects into your thigh as an IV bag steadily flows in raw battery acid into my artery
>pulls out my laptop and DEAUTH the entire cafe

is this really how Jow Forums handles the outside world

you're pathetic

i just got insulted on an anonymous image board!

> UK
> the Costa knows my coffee order
> the chippy knows my order
> the kebab house knows my order
> the curry place knows my order

>none of them know my name
>i haven’t said a word to them other than repeating my order so often that they no longer require it from me

you're forever "cold brew" guy to them now, or whatever it is you order

stop going to jewish coffee !
IT IS EXPENSIVE AF, THEY DO NOT PAY TAX, THOSE CUPS ARE NOT RECYCLABLE
ffs guys
Go to local café, support your own economy !

HUGE Faggot

Oh I forgot the command
sudo init 0

Close laptop and go talk to someone

what the fuck

she dealt with it gallantly.

>buying coffee beans and making your own at home

But user, what is coffee going to do with your private ip? They can't report you to your isp

peak cringe

doing anything in a starbucks radiates try hard energy but coffee is comfy and good

op is making a reference to that pic in the park with the pale anglo and and the brownish gril

can confirm
i use arch btw

you seem very informed on the topic

black expert

>blacked expert
fify

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>professor blacked

>Starbucks
Ugh...nasty.

what do you prefer then you elitist fuck

cold brew is cold brew

>going to kikecafe
enjoy being scammed out of your shekels goyim

>>vim main.cpp
>>int main(){return 0;}
>>:w
>>rm main.cpp
Kek

What a sad world

>not loginctl suspend
>ever shutting down

its like 2 dollars for a drink you fuck how is that being scammed

The only difference is that traps aren't trying to fool themselves as well

nah traps dont take hrt thats the difference they just cute boys who crossdress, not mentally ill people

I'm shocked that she didn't chimp out, I've even seen white girls dump drinks on guys for doing half the shit he did.

>not growing your own coffee bean plants in your backyard

>charged 2 dollars for a few cents worth of coffee
how is that NOT being scammed?

Dutch Bros

>tethering

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