I dropped out of a PhD in Computer Science after I got charged with battery and did some time for a couple of months...

Look for a group you can help. Volunteer. Put your skills to good use. Atone. Find a self help group. Keep busy and get fit. Keep applying for work but be upfront, be honest as possible with the reasons why you were sent to prison and why you should be given a second chance. If you're as qualified as you country there are a bunch of non profit organisations crying out for your skills. Pay something back and it won't hurt your resume either. For fucks sake man you can't just sit at home all day brooding.

Just get a job where they don't check for a criminal record. Go to Cali and work for a startup and make 300k. They truly don't give any fuck, especially with a PhD in AI.

Do construction work, don't mention your degree. Learn from the school of hard knocks for a couple of years, while you work on an exit strategy related to cryptocurrencies and work on your own software/services as a consultant.

They usually don't check criminal records of consultants or contractors.

Just walk into an office and start working. Beat the shit out of anyone that tries to make you leave, put your experience to good use.

you stupid faggot. what right do you have to post this thread without telling us the story of your battery charge

There is something else wrong with you that you're not telling us, educated people with records can get jobs

KEK NEET is No Education Employment or Training which isnt you.

Boomers are so out of touch with the realities and costs of modern life you cant even communicate with them the truth. Just smile and nod and dont piss her off and be thankfull you have roof over your head unlike me. Enjoy the time off and use it to better yourself mentally and physically and try not get addicted to alchohol and drugs.

GODSPEED user

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OK... I guess I need to clear some things first.

1) I found out my professor decide to publish in some high impact journals behind my back and he basically just stole 90% of my research. When I found out what he did I confronted him and he was like casually blackmailing me, telling me to get back to work or he cuts off my contract. I kinda flipped and started breaking shit in his office and then picked up a book and threw it at him. I honestly wasn't expecting to hit him, but somehow I did, and it smashed his glasses into his eyes and face.Somehow I had a good lawyer and got a shorter sentence, but they were pushing for like 5 years in prison without parole.
2) I'm am skinny and a manlet so realistically can't do any physically strenuous jobs
3) I am on several freelancer websites, but barely get any jobs because theres always like 50 different people bidding for a job. If I am lucky to get a gig, the pay is normally like $50 - $100 for building some machine learning model, website or some shit.

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kek

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I don't have any advice but I'm sorry, man, I wish you the best and I hope he gets cancer

just take it easy and enjoy being NEET dude

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Become transgender.

can I see the papers? sorry to hear about that

based and redpilled

>1) I found out my professor decide to publish in some high impact journals behind my back and he basically just stole 90% of my research.
I mean.....that's basically what being a doctorate student is supposed to be. Or did you mean he didn't even put your name in the paper as a co-author or contributor?

start cracking and sell your services online

lol your professor is supposed to do that you fucking nutjob. he wasn't going to give you no credit. hahahahahah holy shit you ruined your whole life

>Boomers are so out of touch with the realities and costs of modern life you cant even communicate with them the truth
It's so true. My boomer dad graduated college in 1975 with a shitty-ass worthless history degree, and still managed to immediately get a business job as an executive right out of college, and continually got huge wage increases.

So when I was having such an awful time getting a job after the economic crisis that started in 2009, he was just like "JUST WALK IN AND GIVE PEOPLE YOUR RESUME AND YOU'LL GET A JOB"

Then he got laid off himself by 2010, and ended up having to just retire early because he could not find a job to save his life. He has a different perspective now, and is much more liberal now because now he understands the shit poor people have to deal with, because he is a poor person now.

I dropped out of a PhD in Mathematics and got a job as a Data Scientist no problem. I would have thought it would be even easier if your PhD was in AI?

your blog post full of excuses while everyone else is to blame for your failure indicates you're mentally ill

McAfee is hiring

>muh academia

omegalul

not when you are an aggressive violent retard

McAfee the mad man or McAfee botnet?

apply for entry level at a major tech

Contract work, buy a domain, setup a website, do some cheap work off Kijiji n shit.

This is the correct answer
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No amount of degree paperwork changes your animalistic nature, greenskin. Embrace it and become a cult leader o Keksitan, you look like one of the smarter frogs.

Have you tried charging your battery?

>they were pushing for like 5 years in prison without parole.
how badly did you fuck up his eyes?

>He has a different perspective now, and is much more liberal now because now he understands the shit poor people have to deal with, because he is a poor person now.

So after finding out what liberal politics do to an economy he became more liberal? Smart guy

lie about the PHD, just claim you have a bachelor's and apply to a job with lax recruitment. my work didn't even contact my uni to verify my degrees

t.faggot junkie working at a small company with lax hiring protocol because a drug test is the only kind of test I will never be able to pass

Apply overseas and dont list your phd or masters on resume. If they ask what you did in the time between bsc and masters say "research assistant at university", if they ask if it was rrlated to a degree just straight up lie and say no.

make tutorials on low level stuff and advanced concepts. There are too many hello worlds and very little non-Pajeet, non-basic content. Get a job somewhere where background checks aren't too deep. Also get mental help from a professional

and if you don't like doing tutorials just do freelance work

Live by capitalism, die by capitalism.

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Do app and independent game development, you should have no problem grinding out a modest living, maybe you might be able make a hit.

Take roids, workout, and become a violent hobo

who's that she makes porn?

she looks like an SJW. no way in hell she does porn

I'm confused as well. What do you mean behind your back? Taking your methods or results without attribution? Why didn't you take it up to the dean if you had evidence? That counts as acadamic dishonesty and could have had him fired.

You think under your >not real communism will be better? He'd still rot in GULAG.

Those hiring rules and regulations are set by the state. If it's up to the free market capitalists, he wouldn't have any problems even if he is a mass murderer, as long as he can bring value to the company.

>even if he was a mass murderer
Get a load of this CEO over here.

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Tell em you're jewish.

>Admit you have Sinned
For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. –Romans 3:23

For whoever shall keep the whole law, and yet stumble in one point, he is guilty of all. –James 2:10

As it is written: “There is none righteous, no, not one; –Romans 3:10

For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. –Romans 6:23

If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. –1 John 1:9

>Believe On Jesus Christ
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.” –John 3:16-17

…The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand. Repent, and believe in the gospel. –Mark 1:15

Then Paul said, “John indeed baptized with a baptism of repentance, saying to the people that they should believe on Him who would come after him, that is, on Christ Jesus.” –Acts 19:4

So they said, “Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved, you and your household.” –Acts 16:31

And this is His commandment: that we should believe on the Name of His Son Jesus Christ and love one another, as He gave us commandment. –1 John 3:23

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>Confess Christ Publicly
…that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes unto righteousness, and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. –Romans 10:9-10

For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes, for the Jew first and also for the Greek. –Romans 1:16

I don't seem to understand. How do you get "charged" with a battery? did they electrocuted with it?

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>and is much more liberal now because now he understands the shit poor people have to deal with
So you mean he is a welfare queen who drinks a 45 everyday while whining about how easy white people have it as he waits for his welfare check?

>Those hiring rules and regulations are set by the state.
No they absolutely fucking arent

get a load of this intellectual

good ol' satania, kicking em while they're down

well... now it's just 'eye'

listen to , the state actually wants you to hire ex-con nogs to reduce the amount of gibs they give out.
t. coworker of nogs

>2) I have a criminal record which means instant rejections regardless of my experience
I think that goes against the law

>I got charged with battery
your fault go work at mcd and repent for the rest of your life

dumb sheryl poster

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the state should not have any business in private business nevertheless, forcing and putting quotas of any kind is bad for the economy and if the state really wants this, OP should go and apply for a job in a gov institution as a developer, I am sure they will hire him

Not everyone has 130000000 IQ like you, Kokoro!

raced and bedpilled

It's not, because felons aren't a protected class. Most companies will just instantly reject anyone with a felony (they already have thousands of applicants to sort through anyways, if anything it's cheaper for them to find "non controversial" criteria like this to auto reject an applicant). The kinds of jobs that allow felons and the fields OP is educated for have zero overlap, unfortunately.

Honestly the fact that felonies stay on your record forever is barbaric and easily is one of the biggest contributors to people who continually get incarcerated. Isn't the punishment for committing a crime jail time? Why do you also have a black mark for the rest of your life? This'll never be fixed because anyone who would propose otherwise would have committed political suicide and forever be labeled "soft of crime", sadly.

For OP, have you looked into getting your felony expunged? I honestly don't really know anything about this process, but if you live in a state where it can happen it seems like a single battery charge is possible to get expunged.

LARP

then I suggest OP goes to Europe

What's the name of the professor?

If you get mad enough to batter someone, at least make it worth your while. After that book hit the cunt's face I would've just walked over and kicked him the balls before feeding him lefts and rights for dessert. Nobody steals from me.

Lol

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Please, name the liberal policies that led to the 2008-2009 recession, and cite evidence. I'll be waiting

um
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jews

obama spooked the hand of the free market into recession

Lmao, this manchild deserves more than five years. At least in prison you'd be working out.

>I dropped out of a PhD in Computer Science after I got charged with battery and did some time for a couple of months.
Uh, why did you drop out?

This. A simple email to the administration would have sorted this out.

>Be American
>Charge battery
>Go to jail
Lel

Dumbass

>He sexually assaulting mah researches and I booked him :*
Guaranteed 6 figure salary and stock options

Omgegakej

>unironically chimping out
just sell drugs

> Taking 4 years and still didn't finish his PhD.

Kinda a slowpoke there, Fisty Mc Punchalot.

Well, if what he says is true and that his advisor didn't let him publish, then it's no surprise. Also, 4 years PhDs are common if you also teach classes.

There’s big overcrowding at the seed stage," said CB Insights intelligence analyst Mike Wholey. "It’s gotten really easy with open-source products to start an AI company.

If you're including the time to get a Masters along the way, ok. But 4 years just in doctoral program?

>But 4 years just in doctoral program?
In Norway a PhD program is standardised to 3 years, 4 years if you also teach classes. It's similar for all countries that follow the Bologna process (Europoor academic standard). This is because doctorate degrees in Europe used to be very long and time consuming. In many countries, such as Denmark and Germany and partly here in Norway too, they make the distinction between PhDs and "proper doctorates".

2 year PhDs and PhDs without a preceding master's seems to be an American thing.

Unironically get into organized crime.

Nope, NEET is
>not in education employment or training
Basically a guy that does nothing with his life at the moment.

This

BASED and REDPILLED

what's up terry

unironically based, should have also stepped on his left ball also

>I dropped out of a PhD in Computer Science
Why? They won't let you back in?

He assaulted his supervisor, apparently. Screaming REEEEE and throwing stuff in his face.

>Be Eurabian
>Daughter gets gang raped by muslims
>They don't go to jail
>Go on internet and Insult countries that actually have justice systems

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