Convince me not to, anons

Convince me not to, anons.

You have until 11:30 EST

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cum on keyboard

>non-replaceable keyboard
Dropped.

you can find one on Craigslist and get it tonight + get it below asking price. just show up with less money than you agreed to over the phone. 9 times out of 10 they take it.

Alcohol wipes

If it can handle cum like the above user said, it'll handle whatever I give it

I'm not a jew

That's a pretty good deal for Bensonhurst.

kek. alright. you got me. live in NYC like the fifthly hipster I am

do it user, god bless

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But definitely go for in, user. The X1 is way better than the outdated Thinkpads that Jow Forums shills.

>used as a desktop replacement for 5 years
>"light wear" even though the keys are shiny
>crappy samsung ssd that isn't a pro/evo
>soldered RAM
>meh screen color spectrum
>crappy touchpad
Go for it if you don't mind these. Or get a better elitebook instead.

I'm fine with everything you just said. Really I'm fine if it lasts for a year

>crappy touchpad

Except the touchpad is godlike, especially on Linux. Stop talking shit when you clearly haven't used it.

>synaptics clickpad with only 1 button and no dedicated buttons
>godlike
kill yourself

>he uses the buttons below the pad rather than the superior ThinkPad ones above

This is why I know you're fucking retarded.

The clit on modern thinkpads is absolute garbage and whenever i see a "person" trying to use it (and usually fail) I loose all respect for them.

>he literally doesn't know there are buttons above the touchpad

Jesus fucking christ, they're in the image OP posted.

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Shitty keyboard

>he has to use 2 hands just because he bought a garbage laptop without real touchpad buttons at the proper place

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Literally does the same job with a better feel and can still be used with one hand unless you're a baby hands chink like you.

But it's not comfortable. You might as well buy a garbage consumer laptop at that point

I have a 3rd gen, the build quality of the laptop is excellent but the hardware is kinda slow for anything but web browsing and that is on a slightly faster 3rd gen with an i7 and 256GB SSD.

who are you quoting?

I'm also not planning on using it for anything other gnu/linux/vim
Using a laptop for anything else is retarded

It's night, I can quote whoever I want

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Go for it then, the iGPU is actually good for an iGPU, and linux has flawless support for intel graphics.

>aidslist

that actually looks decent imo

do people actually buy shit from craigslist?
Normal people would just sell on ebay or whatever, the only people on craigslist are faggots looking for dick, niggers looking to rob someone and white trailer trash

I'd rather get gypped in person rather than get gypped through a chick reseller on ebay

That is a ThingPad, not a Thinkpad

I had this exact same laptop stolen from me in uni

I stole this exact laptop from uni

I knew I should have stolen this exact laptop I saw at uni

>falling for the chinkpad meme in 2018

>i5-5300u
kek
>180gb ssd
more kek
>thinkpad
it's like you're trying to make the worst possible purchase. Install Gentoo

Have that same model. Unless you want gaming (kek) on it, go for it. You wont find an ultrabook with a confier keyboard.

Im sorry OP. Original sellar here and Im no longer selling it due to circumstances.
But for future reference and all memes aside, ease do not come to this board for future advice, you have no idea how many people just fuck around, stay safe, and god bless

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>implying I came to this board for advice, and not to just fuck around
>implying I didn't just message the seller straight away
Reply to my text if this was you

>shoddy build quality
>flexing, shallow keyboard
>unusable trackpad
>16:9 meme screen
>soldered ram
>irremovable management engine
enjoy your flimsy botnet

I told the other guy who did that to me last week to fuck off, prick

That's a P71 you faggot. And why did you delete the ebay screenshot? Because the OP pic is on craigslist and you're retarded?

Nothing you said was accurate

>t. buyer's remorse

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>16:9 meme screen
like ther would be any one who would willingly use 1:1 or 4:3 monitor at home as a primary display

>699 USD
>conversion => 922.99 CAD
>ontario sales tax => 1042.97 CAD

i wanna cry

Sounds fake to me, faggot

save your money for a quad-core chinkpad