Your entire browsing history is released publicly how fucked are you?

scale of 1-10? im at a 9 personally. maybe even a 10. id probably go live in the woods or kill myself if this ever happens. its very possible, you know. your IP, your google account, fb, etc... they all know exactly what you look up online. its only a matter of time before some hacker dumps it all.

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Ironically I’d probably be better off than the average meatball. Bitches would approve of my vanilla taste in porn and my interest in intellectual pursuits.

>your google account, fb, etc

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I use VPN for degenerate stuff. And it's just porn, so I don't really give a fuck (well mostly).

*yawn*

Around 3, it's just some gay shit.

there is a lot of tranny porn and rape doujins, but it wouldn't be the end of the world

One disaster. Everyone knows the rules.
9.4/10

They can't do that if I use incognito mode.

Probably not more than a 3-4.
The only "problematic" stuff I've ever looked at is porn, which was just some standard generic 3D Brazzers porn, and more recently some glorious 2D. Faggots may not appreciate it, but there is really nothing that could get me in legal trouble/used for blackmail.
The rest is alright.

1/10
Don't give a single fuck about it. So you know my taste in porn, big deal. You'd get lost in all the papers i had to read before you'd get to that porn.

3/10
Worst is some tranny porn, and a bit of hentai, nothing too pervy though.
But seriously this stuff is like 1/100th of all the porn I watch, so I could easily explain it saying I'm not actually a perv, but I was just curious etc etc.
The weirdest part would be explaining why the fuck I watched porn for 50 hours straight.

uh

0 since i don't use a browsing history, i don't have a goygle or shitbook account and i use Tor whenever possible.

2. Fortunately there are no wrongthink laws here where I live... yet.
If I lived in Europe it would be about 8.

4/10, lots of porn and bdsm shit, but meh.

Depends if someone would put in time to it. If yes, 10/10 fucked. Blackmail, court harassement, possible jail time, you name it.

I'm a bad goy who visits the daily stormer every day, I'm screwed

since the dawn of time?
legally? ok, did nothing wrong.
socially? ok. have no friends to judge me.

8/10
I'd be fired, lose or my friends, and my parents would disown me.

I don't own a google account and firefox doesn't save anything as I use private mode by default

kys pedos

i'm not a pedo. just a gay guy who lives in muslim country

i'm not a pedo, i'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher

They would just see a picture of panda

12
this is 99 to life shit, honestly

me myself prefer the term lolicon

people already know I have a sophisticate palate so it's fine
depends if tor history is released or not, though

10/10
>scat porn

I have zoo porn just lying on my desktop, do I look like I give a fuck.

I'd be lost in a sea of degeneracy

based

I just use an old phone without service connected to my wifi for porn
just do the same thing for pirating if you ever get caught
>"I didn't have a password set, I don't know who was connected to my WiFi"
how the fuck can they prove anything if you just have a burner phone connected
also
>FB
>Google account

1/10
Nothing questionable except some dog on girl porn but nobody cares about mild degeneracy anymore.

come at me

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Doesn't your ISP know everything anyways?

>your entire browsing history is released publicly how fucked are you?
maybe a 3 or 4/10, they'll find out fap to feral furry porn and spend a lot of time on anonymous imageboards which would be awkward for a day or two until everyone moves on and just consider it a weird but intersting quirk of mine
being fairly charismatic helps

Couldn't care less.
There's literally nothing in it I'm embarrassed about. Coming here may actually be considered the most controversial, combined with a few youtube channels perhaps.
And my porn folder may be seen by everyone too.

It only knows that right now I'm browsing "4channel.org", not which thread I'm on or what I'm writing, because I use HTTPS.
So yeah they can see that you opened pornhub.com, but not what you did on there.

I said nigger online once, so 10/10

I'm already dead to the world. Someone might just look at me as some curiosity and affirm that I'm a total freak. It won't change anything so why care?

If it's just my browser browsing history, not really fucked because all my friends know I'm a massive degen
If it includes Tor activity then I'm done for

>but not what you did on there.
browsing for recipes of course

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yes officer I was just browsing

Most of my history is composed of Jow Forums threads, 3D modeling tutorials, programming content (tutorials, videos etc) in a few languages, language learning resources, Linux questions and sometimes psychology, linguistics and maths. A little Twitter too.

And an occasional shit load of blowjob videos every few months, maybe some latex stuff too. But besides my occasional manifestation of obsession for blowjobs it's all pretty much ok. I think I'm past the addiction phase where I get off to sissy hypno and have come full circle back at vanilla porn.

the only thing that would impact me is the porn i view(corruption and tentacles bb) and the fact that i browse Jow Forums and Jow Forums

Maybe I would be shunned for 8muses and sad panda, but that's about it. Eh, could've been worse.

Hopefully the officer will not know you'll never find recipes there. Only discussions about cast iron skillets and fast food.

>I was just posting on /po/ several hours a day!
>yes officer the whole board is just me replying to myself!

I'm fine because I'm not a degenerate

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1 because noone would care

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And why did you do it?

kek

>You see officer, for many years I was the only poster on Jow Forums, simulating an active board for many years
>People were on the verge of finding out, so I also had to simulate shilling and mass fighting
>I DID IT. I DID ALL OF IT.
>I WAS THE MACFAG, THE FOOTFAG, THE WINDOWS SHILL, THE AMD MEMER, THE INTEL MEMER, THE NVIDIA SHILL
>LOCK ME UP, I HAVE COMMITTED GRIEVOUS EVIL AGAINST MY OWN BOARD

Chuck Berry got caught paying prostitutes to fart on him and setting up cameras in women's bathrooms and nobody gave a fuck.

>Balkans resident
>Lots of tranny and tranny on male
>Incest and incest tranny
>loli and loli futa
>Especially loli futa on male

Yeah I'm pretty much fucked.

Well the thing is I'm pretty open to my friends about the shit I read/watch. I guess my family will disown me and it might as well be impossible to get a job. So I'd say 7/10. At least I'll still have someone to talk to

Is this the notorious hacker they call Jow Forums?

Just move to Albania and you'll be considered one of the more normal people

loli razumijem al kud baš one trani pederuke?

I'd tell those social justice warriors why they are wrong about everything.

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Probably a 5 for casual racism
I don’t say the n word however
I’ve read some pretty weird doujin though

That would be a pretty tall order to coordinate everything considering I don't have a Google or any social media accounts, don't save history, passwords or cookies, have disk caching disabled entirely and store my considerably security/privacy-hardened Firefox profile on a tmpfs with external encrypted backup, use dnscrypt with ephemeral keys and only shitpost through random unbanned VPN's... Just off the top of my head.

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4-5 because this and I've visited some DNM but never bought.

>n word
wow

But are you behind 7 proxies?

1 because I don't do any shady shit except browse chubby teen anal porn on pornhub

well that's just a given innit

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people dont really give as much of a fuck about you as you think

>A whole three days of browsing history would be lost

1-2 maybe. I'm really boring and proud

I'm still waiting for you to post sweet sweet doe vag.

They'll know that I spend my whole day either fapping to random xvideos or programming/searching programming terms and customizing my arch linux.

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1/10
Furry porn and midgets are probably my worst, but idgaf. I have a comfy job, good coworkers, and an understanding boss.

Only social anxiety riden zoomers care about this shit ffs

when the time is right, user..
when the time is right..
the day is coming

Say what you will, but being a piece of shit nobody cares about has its' perks.

I'm a fatfag, you tell me

2 I usually just use internet to buy and sell. Try to make money.

A strong 8, basically the worst case scenario possible without having anything criminal. I would go into hiding.

Not really, like 4-5.
My parents would be disappointed though.

0/10 because I'm not some kind of millennial who literally dies when somebody says a bad word to him.

This thread is exactly why I don't confront SJWs or go to Trump rallys or call out the political bullshit, if I get doxed my life is over.

I live in Alaska so the average person here is probably about as strange as I am. Nobody moves here unless there's something wrong with them.

>your IP
I use a vpn and tor
>your google account
I haven't used google in years
>fb
I don't have a facebook
>they all know exactly what you look up online
They don't know what I look up online. You're just a retard who openly gives out his information to anyone who wants it.

Is your computer running an AMD or Intel CPU made within the last decade?
Then you might as well have done nothing at all. Google, the NSA, and the Chinese government know everything you do anyway.

2/10
my gf even said at a new years dinner that "Jow Forums is more socially acceptable now"
and this is probably the "worst" site i go on.

Underrated post, actually.

>browsing history
haha i always use public browsing LOL so im safe
when u run for president someone will ask and u will have to answer@@!

based
lol

People would know I like watching biological girls having sex with biological guys by pegging them in the butt.

It might be gay, but it's not homosexual.

2/10 worried if people found out

It might be not gay. But you are.

NIGGER
(inb4 i am fired for this)
but do u use tails???

Am I the only one who is sad that they can never become mega rich or famous because of their internet history. Even if I went viral for saving someone from a fire or punching an ANTIFA member I would still be screwed because I have nudes online, degenerate fetishes, degenerate search history, BDSM porn and the list goes on and on. It kind of ruins my incentive to work hard because I know if I ever became a famous athlete or musician I am still screwed and will get doxed and need to go into hiding.

I have to settle for mediocrity

pegging isnt gay, its just S O Y

>watching a man and a woman have sex is gay
Nu uh

Just become a >Shadman tier edgelord and make yourself impossible to blackmail.

i would kill myself if somebody found out i watch sissy porn

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I'll agree with that. At least I haven't gone off the deep end like this user

>I have to settle for mediocrity
Or maybe you're just mediocre. Saying you're mediocre because of your internet history sounds like your ego making excuses so you don't have to face reality. Not everyone can be rich and famous, and that's ok.