It’s okay, he doesn’t bite

It’s okay, he doesn’t bite

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He's just a good boy.

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Imagine being afraid of a fucking dog. You are pathetic

*sending my toddler over for babysitting*
btw my name is angel and my bf is bubba

>uhhh i dunno, he got teef don't he??
>*eyeroll*

This.

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staffies are gud goys

> fucking dog
It's a hellhound

It's fine bruv I ain't scared.
>Reaches for pic.

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>mutts being mean to a dog
Neck yourself, faggot.

good for him i won't have to blow what little brains he has onto the floor

I'd slowly put a fucking bullet in the forehead of that furry xenomorph.

this

every time i see people like you sympathize with an animal over gestures it couldn't give a fuck about (that dog has no idea it's being flipped off), i want to go out and hurt somebody's dog

ill give you something to be mad about soon, bithcboy

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>be me
>hated unjustly
>collectively blamed for offenses
>actually freindly
>very smart
>very loyal
>passionate about work
>great father
>protects family
>would die for you
>be pitbull
pic unrelated

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>I'd slowly put a fucking bullet in the forehead
>slowly
>put bullet in forehead

kek. Achmed doesn't know how guns work

Yes! Yes!

It's almost impossible to get killed by a dog, ZOG collect causes of death and being dogged is nearly impossible. I guess most of the victims are children and other weaklings.

you get a pit pass for being a redneck

Move too quickly in front of that grinning gremlin and you'll find yourself with more oral openings than you'd care to have.

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>*mag dumps center mass*

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Leave it to the trailer dwelling cletus to defend his shitbulls. Bet your good boys do a good job of guarding your methlab.

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not politics

Imagine not being afraid of a vicious animal that could easily kill you. You are delusional.

>he
that's a bitch

That thing could jump at your throat and rip your jugular out

>Move too quickly in front of that grinning gremlin and you'll find yourself with more oral openings than you'd care to have.

Dude, it's a 75 pound dog. You'd have to be especially weak to not be able to subdue something whose only threat is 3 inch canines. God, no telling why only white people seem to have issues with pitbull attacks.

If you can't handle them, get a german shepard or poodle.

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You're a fucking idiot. Those were bred as bull baiting dogs, they're incredible muscular and powerful, it would probably be able to kill a keyboard bitch like you pretty easily.

My mother and her friend were walking around the block and degenerate neighbors shitbulls got out and attacked her. Bit her calfs and legs until she fell over and then attempted to bite her face and neck. Her friend lost a piece of her ear and my mom god puncture wounds. ASPCA came and took the dog and it was euthanized the next day. Served an order to the owner and took away all of her animals. She had 14 dogs and 5 cats. And they recovered 3 carcasses of dead animals. People that own pit-bulls are straight up fucking trash.

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They should be licensed. Not everyone is responsible to own a pitbull, a dog that was specifically bred to fight other dogs. I would say you are more likely to be killed by a pitbull than a wolf.

at least they can be trained and follow cammands UNLIKE SOME OTHER CREATURES
theyre actually amazing animals
youtube.com/watch?v=yZVChD-I5_s

Punches and kicks don't match the bite power of a pit. Or it's teeth. Only a knife or a gun would do. See

Hey, I'm not like those OTHER pit bulls!

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Yep. Pitbull owners are either white trash or "gang banging" type minorities.

All pits and derivates thereof are banned here. Good riddance.

I wish they'd ban them here, but

>muh freedom

yes the hell you are mutt

NO ONE NEEDS AN ASSAULT DOG!

>It’s okay, he doesn’t bite

> Dog bites me

> You must have provoked him

OK, so when you say he doesn't bite, you mean that if he bites me, you'll blame me.

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They don't serve any fucking purpose any other dog does.
I think the only other dogs that are banned here are wolf hybrids. Then again that's probably due to the fucking sheep farmers who throw shitfits about the handful of wolves left in the country.

"Hey bro is it alright if I bring my dog while we watch the game I can't leave him alone. He can play with your German shepherd puppy hes super friendly"

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That picture.
Why the fuck haven't we dropped all vegan feminists off on some deserted island to fend for themselves?

if one of these fuckers ever grabbed me I'd use whatever hand was free to stick a knife in its throat and pull as hard as I could, seems like the only way you'll get it off you

Eyes like a shark.

T. Known Boss

fucking based
and checked

ugh dogs... disgusting

Best thing to do is bop it on the nose.

>I BE GAY

Agreed. They weren't bred to be fucking pets. They were bred for one reason and purpose and it isn't to play fetch with little zoe in the back yard.

They should banned here nationally.

I prefer herbivorous mammals.

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>Every time I see people who aren't needlessly hostile to animals, I want to prove what a subhuman I am
Life must be hard for you, being both retarded and covered in razor sharp edges.

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>should be licensed
wow what a surprise

>Aisha, get my gasoline

THE FUCK YOU CALL ME MOTHERFUCKER!? ILL EAT YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN!!!

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fuck NO *click

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I knew it you piece of shit of a dog...someone call animal control this one needs to be put down

pit-nogs..

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>t. Irresponsible Owner.

I don't bite either...
Unless you want me too ;)

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theyll never learn

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*murrs*

this is why we hate gays...cant have nice things around you creeps

What is the best way to defend against a pitbull or other dangerous dog attack?

Only gay here is you LMAO

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show me your pp

Woah, you're such a badass

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Hey there

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Bust Its Head, Break Its Knees, Or Choke It

12-gauge.

Lewd.

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have you never seen the dog weeeesperur?

No ones afraid of dogs they're afraid of people who don't understand they own a fuzzily wuzzily rip and tear genetically engineered bioweapon.

>both parents are heavily autistic
>mother is a thot
>dating jim bob who owns cupcake the beautiful brunette pit bull
>it's first instinct in any encounter with a dog after she accidentally gets out the door which isn't infrequent results in the virgin lab mix getting btfo

It's not a meme, we need to heavily selective breed the most docile ones and give them the rag doll experience so they can function as man's best friend again.

kek

>Bust Its Head
Pretty difficult if you don't have a rock or something hard. I'm talking about defending only with your hands.

>Break Its Knees
How? Kicking his little legs?

>Or Choke It
I have always thought about this way but it could be pretty difficult to put your hands around his neck because he would bit you and keep moving.

Yeah, why?

cmon stop acting like its your first time

how has the government not enforced more regulations on owning baby killer dogs? a person can't just go out and get a pet lion but they can breed these hell hounds like they're poodles.

that midget mexican could dominate any dog. even aggressive pitbulls. you have thumbs, youre smart, youre the alpha. dominate that nigger

>flag
Why didn't they just shoot it??

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Id kick that little fuckers ass for mugging me like that

Is there something heavy you can grab? A rock, a brick, a boom box? If so, smash it against the dog's head until it retreats or loses consciousness.

Or can you or someone else grab the attacking dog's legs? If so, yank them apart to break the dog's knees.

If that's not possible, choke it. Don't straddle the dog, but get into a position with the bony part of your forearm against its throat and put pressure on the windpipe "for at least 30 seconds until the dog is unconscious and has stopped struggling," says self-defense specialist Charles Prosper.

Gouge Its Eyes Out

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haha long boy
Thirsty closet homo pls go

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Another few years . . .

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Another one this week. Fortunately is was the owners white trash nigger dna removed from the gene pool this time.

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Kick the shit out of it or just pick it up and slam it on the concrete

Pit bulls literally look like niggers

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schlop

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ITT a bunch of dog scared faggots.

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my mom is a " love everyone " " No violence " type of person. She could send a piece of paper in the mail and 10 days later have a pistol permit. She refuses. It angers me.

lets be realistic shitlord, your fat mother probably did what every white normie woman does and tried to pet it/talk to it.

pitbulls are meant to be guard dogs and tamed, they're not "sweet doggos" like german shepards or labradors.

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