HOW DO I ENCRYPT PORN (vidz)

tell him to stop watching porn, nigger

What if I told you there's a reason porn isn't allowed there?

go ahead

There's a reason they don't allow porn in Dubai.

It's good for him not to watch porn.

so people have to fuck their ugly wives when they are horny?

kill yourselves

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Im pretty sure he can browse e621 without problems in Dubai, I did

reminder that Jow Forums made "le ragecomics" and it was funny back in the day
before too long, wojack will be reddit and we will do something else

>indirectly jacking your brother off

if you're on Linux use GnuPG. Symmetric encryption should do the trick.

just compress your videos with 7-zip and use the password option.

then send the file to GDrive and mail him the link.
finally, use another method to pass him the password (like WhatsApp)

That should be enough.

Look at this fucking newfag. Everything on the left of your picture is Jow Forums original content stolen by other sites around 2010 and made into far, far shittier comics, but the original ideas were ours.

Just connect your computers with syncthing.com and put whatever he wants into your folder, it will get synchronized to him no matter how shit the connection is. Tell him to use a sane full disk encryption scheme like luks with a sufficiently save password and all should be fine

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

iirc Jow Forums started moving away from rage comics around the time KYM started existing and rage comics merchandise started appearing from somewhere
2008-2010 i think

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>will be
it already is. just like the frog.

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I remember reading those threads on /b/ and /v/ as an underage b&...

newfag here, was Jow Forums funnier back then?

It was a fucking wild time.

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Hehe

>if you're on Linux
Linux is a kernel, but also
Wat?
GPG is cross-platform, you can use it wherever you want.

>deprecated farm equipmemt

kek

I one of these, luks on it; not for porn though, but it works fine

Not really

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Ugly? Have you ever seen actual Arab chicks?

Also no, it's because porn is fucking bad for you and is turning men in the West into cuckolded basedboys too scared to speak to a woman irl.

You put a cache on this
Then you send it in an envelope taped to a letter like "here's your wedding photos" or something
Or you put it in a cheapo android phone and send it over

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This.
My sister was telling me about "spiderman memes" she saw the other day and asked if I knew them. I said yes, but didn't have the heart to tell her that they were old even back in 2007.

it's not a censorship, you just can't use the red block letter B emoji on Jow Forums.

Lemme help you.

youtube.com/watch?v=K0ZRAmz-NWM

>Have you ever seen actual Arab chicks?
No one has.

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For fucks sake Dubai is the insta hoe capital of the world, he should just go to one of those rooftop bars instead of fapping in his hotel room like a pathetic incel

I used to use Truecrypt, before that bizarre last version where they sold out to the CIA or some shit. Worked fine I guess. Tho I have no idea if whichever filters he might be subjected too can notice if a file being downloaded is encrypted and flag him.

N-word, please.

That's obviously not a spider; it has only six legs.

>Ugly? Have you ever seen actual Arab chicks?
Yes, 99.9% of them are ugly, the 0.1% that aren't are cockwhores who jump from dick to dick and are therefore 'popular'.

It's a disabled spider, have you never heard of inclusivity?

veracrypt retard