Send your power to mama Lisa

Roger

tfw diehard Intel guy but rooting for AMD this time because I'm ready for a fucking upgrade.

Momma Lisa, please, GPUs.

Please!

Raja's babies so abandon all hope. Next gen is probably VLIW5 considering his love affair with VLIW and with AMD's current driver team itll be a total shitshow

vega vega vega vega vega vega navi navi

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>AMD has a chance to fuck Nvidia by releasing cards that are much cheaper and give better performance than the 2060
>AMD is already digging Intels grave, zen 2 will be the nail in the coffin for Intel

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>diehard intel guy
>rooting for amd
you're not a fanboy.
It's a matter of principle to hate and shit on the other side when' you're one, regardless the circumstances and facts.
Anyway, welcome aboard. Ryzen 3xxx really is sounding promising.

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I'm so hyped! Who will be BTFO now!
Will it be Scottish Jim
OR TIMMY!?
WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL FALL??

Badga badga badga badga badga badga badga

both and you as well for even caring about yt drama queens

what age she is?

She's basically every age between 40 and 65 at one

It's kind of weird that her cousin is Jensen Huang. One large family controls the whole GPU market.

>chat disabled

fucking gay, is there an alternative stream?

enough

already?

49

old enough to apply your thermal paste

One hour left

>cousin
Is he not her uncle?

Imagine if they don't announce the new ryzens. Intelfags gonna be happy af.

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Twas the night before AMD-DAY when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

The streams were loaded by the tower with care,

In hopes that Lisa soon would be there;

The gamers were nestled all snug in their beds;

While visions of 10 cores danced in their heads;

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,

Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,

But a navi gpu and new cpus,

With a little old driver so lively and quick,

She must be Lisa i knew in a tick,

More rapid than eagles her coursers they came,

And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

"Now, Piledriver! now, Bulldozer! now Polaris and Vega!

On, Eypc! on, Ryzen! on, Vishera and Ryzen+!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;

So up to the CES the coursers they flew

With the sleigh full of toys, and Lisa too—

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Down the chimney Lisa came with a bound.

And she looked like she was ready,

to give intel and nvidia a good fight!

“Happy AMD-Day to all, and to all a good night!”

They are related by blood. Su’s grandfather is Huang’s uncle

Wanna chat with anons?

didn't even bother to remove reddit spacing retard

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mmmmm look at those soft shiny dick sucking lips

Why u all call old slope hag "mama, momma, mommy, etc."?

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What are we in for, lads?
New CPUs or New GPUs?

i dunno i just want to be able to shitpost like during the rome stream

genki dama everyone!

AMD will announce new Intel CPUs.

What a disaster. I can't believe I stayed up to watch Intel announce... nothing.

Oh shit you weren't trolling

>IT IS WORTH MENTIONING THAT ANOTHER TAIWANESE SEMICONDUCTOR ELITE, NVIDIA FOUNDER HUANG RENXUN (JENSEN HUANG) ALSO CAME FROM TAINAN, AND HAS A RELATIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH SU ZIFENG (LISA SU). SU ZIFENG’S GRANDFATHER AND HUANG RENXUN’S MOTHER ARE BROTHERS AND SISTERS

AMD and Nvidia OTP?

RTG is mess, pic related

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it all makes sense now

they can do an "announcement" like intel.
intel: "We are on track for 10nm. Products will launch for holiday season 2019."

Haven't seen that image/video in a while, reminds me of better times.

>inb4 (b/z)oomer

Is there an official thread? Or is this it?

I bet they share market secrets after Chinese new year dinner

>u-uncle huang pls give me some face this is my first time running a company we're blood related after
>....
>I'll see what I can do.
>... Now about that Intel

AMD shills and fanboys are gonna get disappointed again

If you look closely the white text goes past 2019 so they weren't lying

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COPE

BASED

Intel holocaust pls

How to Deal With Disappointment

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nothing could be more disappointing than vega

Am I the only one to find Qualcomm's offerings more interesting than AMD's?

*inb4downvotes

30 minutes untill everybody gets BTFO.

yes

Intel continues to deliver full 14nm value for all your professional and home computing needs.

>bigger is better

where livestream?

youtube.com/watch?v=bibZyMjY2K4

I mean it's right there in the OP

youtube.com/watch?v=bibZyMjY2K4

sorry just woke up so im a bit retarded rn

Yes. The 8cx is just a slightly modified Cortex-A72 core, so if it's lucky it might have performance similar to Atom Pentiums.

its ok sleepy ;p

Well?

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INTEL HOMOS BTFO!!!

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show a pic cutie :3

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Per core, the 8cx has 8 cores.

Chat here
youtube.com/watch?v=m9k5W2Bx9nc
Or youtube.com/watch?v=fZW2EX-U4ns

Chat is gay

why would i watch some crowd person niggerstream

Jow Forums is the only chat you need

I watch OfficialTM

Chat here too
youtube.com/watch?v=mQsdvubszdw

Yes, but four of them are A55s so don't really contribute anything of mention to its performance. And it's not exactly like the systems in which you'll find the 8cx will be workstations, so there won't generally be a whole lot of multi-threaded programs running on them.

30 minutes till keynote, right? (my jewtube isn't displaying time till stream start)

>Jow Forums is the only chat you need
pretty much.

16 minutes

wheres the chat that has tim and faggot studio to gloat at

15 minutes

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Hello? Did Intel just take Jow Forums down?

Suspense is killing me!

FUCK YOU INTEL
NO VALID CAPTCHA MY ASS

Get a life.

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IS IT TIME?

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Fuck Captcha.

test

huh? no sticky?

mfw this is happening

LOL GOOGLE FUCKING UP CHAN

THANK YOU MOOT, YOU FOREVER WORTHLESS LUGGAGE LAD

Did it work?

Yes, we did.

Hiroshimoot is being paid by Intel

OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOW