User, tell me about your IT job

>user, tell me about your IT job

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She looks the girl from my dream a few hours ago where she was my gf that was into tech

>mfw when no Korean porn exists

no

can i have candy

Front end developer.

>tfw Koreans aren't real

6 figure chad who is an executive at the age of 26. Have fun code monkey faggots!

>umm actually it's not IT, it's computer science

Nah.
I haven't done IT work 11 months.
Desktop support and helldesk is boring as shit, and "Software Analyst" is a bullshit title that made me feel like a fraud.

>six figure
>executive
wew lad

I install Gentoo for a living

They all look the same any way. Just stick with pixelated degenerate JAV

>wagecucking

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None of your fucking business, chinkslut with no detectable tits whatsoever.

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I work as software engineer for the biggest bank in my country. I mostly busy myself with the design and implementation of micro-services used by other applications across the entire company, from mobile apps, web apps, onsite terminal applications, etc etc.

Big nose

>2019
>caring about tits
lol, kys

Lol I make 6-7 figures in passive income every year from investments sitting on my ass at home.

Wondering about my income huh?

>normalfag
>using cash

Lets be honest, if you don't have an asian gf or at least plans to marry one, you aren't a real Jow Forumsentleman.

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translation: I'm an HTML/CSS programmer

This girl is a beauty but most asians spergs get to marry or date look like shit. Mostly from some whore country like phillipines or whatnot.

>"(((programmer)))"

>Front end "developer"

who gives a shit, overall asians just make better partners and an ugly asian is still more attractive then an ugly anything else usually.

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Excuse me, but who the fuck are you, ching chong? And why are you sitting at my table? Fuck off.

Homosexual detected

In Native America lore it is said the woman that uses the bow grows a large bosom.

I make 10 figures shilling on 4channel

Lol. Ugly Asians are extremely busted. Only thing worse are ugly blacks. Find a cure for your yellow fever and stop thinking anime is real life.

I disagree user, but whatever.

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The one on the right is cute.

She's painfully average but I guess a 8/10 for an Asian. Get better taste

Well my motto nowadays is as long as she (and her wet pussy) doesn't stink and her pussy is tight, it's fine by me. I'd date any asian who applies to those two rules.

You can cherry pick pics all day but I've seen plenty of Koreans and Japs irl and in interview videos. Average whites > average yellows. Ugly whites > ugly Asians but I guess it doesn't matter since they are all ugly. At least you'll pass on or mix with white genes with a white girl

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>for an Asian

whats that even mean when asian women are the best looking race of women anyways?

They're all cute.

i would literally date anyone.. as long as she looks alright (4/10) and loves me

im tired of being lonely

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Forgot that I'm dealing with people that have yellow fever. Caucasoids (or people highly mixed with Caucasians) objectively look the best. Even Asians are trying to mimic the facial features and skin color. Anyway, I've seen much better looking Asians (well they are jav stars) but most attractive Asians had plastic surgery anyway.

pathetic and betapilled

Liar. I'm basically the biggest loser on Jow Forums, and i still have some standards.

If i don't connect with her of find her pretty, it's just another fuck or nothing at all.

>briefly feel lonely
>look up "chubby" girls on okcupid and pof
>change my mind because i hate fat girls
fug

I sit at home for a few hours a day, slowly fixing what front end fucks up. I make pretty good money, some years close to 100k, but no thanks. Women are a waste of time, money, and resources. They also stress me the fuck out.

KEK are you me? Honestly though, single moms are almost always down to fuck. But the hassle of dating sites.. i can't do it anymore man. 4/10's wanting a 8/10 guy and still giving attitude. It isn't what it used to be.

>ghosted by a literal 5/10
HOW LOW DO I NEED TO GO FUUUUCKKKKK

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Go to asia. It's 8/10 girls going after 4/10 guys. And you'll be the one with the 'attitude'.

>job

ywn marry a 2080Ti waifu

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cute

Nah man, i don't wanna go all to asia. There was this girl that only lived 10 miles away from me and whenever i got horny i'd only fuck her if she came to me.

You sound like a dick.

I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.

I was upfront i only wanted sex with.
But thanks for the self-reflection.

I am the guy checking data in database, and working on how to present them to users. Basic stuff, really, i would hardly call that IT. But it's a start.

>as long as she looks alright (4/10)
>loves me
Pretty tall order. What do you offer in return? Do you look alright? Are you fat? Are you fun to be around? Are you able to hold conversation for few minutes without dropping pasta?

White women are all weird fat lumps with fucked up skin and manjaws, if their jawlines are even visible.

I'm not in it you dumb bitch never claimed I was.

If you're attracted to this you're unironically a pedophile. She looks like she's 10.

>when your so HOT, you need two fans to cool you down
>memeball.jpg

>this
That's not how you talk to a lady

If you think she looks 10 then you're a pedophile. She looks like a regular asian chick to me.

I-I-It's not an IT job, I mean... I compile stuff and I, like... I like to rice my Thinkpad... eh, have you ever heard about ricing? No, I mean, it's not because you're asian, i-it means customization, I customize my Arch Linux. Arch is a umm... a Linux distribution, it uses t-the Linux kernel, because, you know, Linux is just a kernel a-and it respects you freedom, unlike Windows. Umm... Oh, and Thinkpad is my laptop, by the way, it's kind of old because I prefer the ones with the IBM sticker, but I like it. I-I'm currently unemployed, I... live with my mom. I just like to play with computers, and... anyway, how are you doing?

recently there was a picture of girl in public transport annoyed by a guy taking picture of her, blond hair, thicc thighs, anyone got the picture?

Sorry I was referring to the image, or like her look. Not her herself. Good call out.

Look at the ratio of her head to her shoulders, the size of her facial features relative to her face. And how small her arms are. She has the proportions of a child.

>avgle.com
use script blockers

I don't work in IT anymore, thank god.

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anybody got more of this girl? i really want to lick her butthole

Fuck that bitch in the back talking on her phone

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I get $25/hr to tell people to press ctrl+shift+delete to clear their browser data then ask them to press F5

i develop minecraft plugins for a living.

Lol. Clearly in denial. Try looking at the typical Asian woman. They are way uglier. But hey, keep on jerking it to plastic Kpop and Jav stars thinking that's how the average Asian woman looks like.

In high immigration cultures it's allowed. Good like getting Fonisha from Somalia to not use the phone on public transport.

Are you retarded? Why shouldn't someone talk on their phone if they aren't being super loud or obscene

>anybody got more of this girl?
Just beyond the realm of normies
>i really want to lick her butthole
This is why i like Jow Forums. No restraints; just pure honesty.

I honestly wander what makes people go on the internet and makes such obscene comments at photos of random people.
It seriously creeps me out.

the based channer
the bluepilled plebbit

uh... uhhh... *sweats profusely* uhhh... *farts quietly* ha-have you tried turning it off and on again?

You're not fooling anyone, tardlard. Stop pretending to belong. That "based" bullshit is just upvotes from Jow Forumsthe_donald refugees. Stop demeaning yourself, FFS.

thanks user

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It's annoying to others user. We're trying to have society here.

>Joined local IT
>Got M$ on desktop
>Find out that every server running windows too
>Created backdoor on every machine
>Left

The fuck are you on about? It's really simple. we men like girls. Random girls. Girls we know. It doesn't matter. if her punani isn't wet yet, we'll be bringing the lube.

wow, intelligent life?

goddamit y cant they sell these on amazon
i would order a pair

Didn't know you can't talk on a phone in a society. Maybe you should stop being an easily triggered snowflake

haha
here's something more your taste

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I have one.
That's all you wanted to hear Asian-girl-only-interested-in-my-financial-stability-for-the-purpouses-of-this-conversation?

I'm more into Ricardo

This why I live in Japan. So there is no phone on the train and I am a snowflake.

nah you want my money

dead end developer

>live in a shitty country
>world still needs IT guys but companies don't wanna pay a lot for all that work
>have a shit ton of responsabilities
>earn less money than a normie with a stupid easy job
>try looking for another job
>all paying the same and asking for more tech

>the lowest paid executive in existence
6 figure chad 22 year old software engineer at a major tech that has a hair salon in the office

Goes bald

yikes

When you're a kid that has executive in the title people at real companies understand that means that you worked for a startup and just happened to be there early. You're like those kids that are the CTO for their friend's failed startup because they know how to make a website, and then apply for CTO positions at real companies. You just get laughed at senpai.

fuck off gook