I'M THE ONLY REAL AMERICAN

>Get shot
>American education
>Puts shoes in microwave

>Get shot
yes
>American education
We invented the internet, so shut it.
>Puts shoes in microwave
Only the ones from Denmark do that.

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Why do ye Americans celebrate the 4th Julei on 18th November?

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I hate am*rigay

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Everyday is a good day to celebrate america.

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Shot today, friends tomorrow.

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Then move out
yup

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no thanks when the US balkanizes I'll be comfy where I am right here

OH I'M A GOOD OL' REBEL, NOW THAT'S JUS WHAT I AM

hello i am the realest american

You're rebelling against nothing. General lee was really dumb and lost the war because of poor tactic decisions.
Nope

yes

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nope you're a neko

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that is also true

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But you're not the realest american

im an American the the best American poster (and by proxy the best poster here. how could any countries poster be better than America)

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that's actually pretty disingenuous, of anything the only thing the south had going for them at the time was good generals.

prove it

the uk is also pretty good tbhlad

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Then why lose?
Your flag

you mean the best thing that ever happened to america?

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lost the war of attrition/poor central planning/north prepped for war more easily in the four months leading up to it due to industry

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>Gif related
>lost the war of attrition/poor central planning
Because of whom?

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I heard the realest American was here.

yup me not

idk what you're getting at desu sorry if you're just meming and I'm not playing into it I'm just tired is all

anyway cus of the governing style of the CSA mostly, I suppose. Not the generals' faults. Both sides during the war had the central governments completely ignoring or circumventing generals much of the time. More circumventing in the north and ignoring in the south, but that's not a big difference for the purpose of the discussion.

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I'm going to need his counter argument before I can determine who the realest American truly is.

i like burgs

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He makes a pretty good argument, Shit Post. What do you offer to show your true American-ness?

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I love all America for the fact that you can work hard and create your own american dream. For a man who has nothing can making something of himself, and I am that man, I am a real American!

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Is a man not entitled to the sweat on his brow?

'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.

Wew, that's pretty good my dude. But let's see what our other contestant has to say.

based

also gn

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Oh man, you raise a real good point. I'm pretty sure I know who the truly truest true American is but, lets get one more round from both of you first.

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Impressive. Once I've heard Britain's final response I will determine who is the most American of all

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Alright boys. The time has come to determine who the most American person is. Can I get a drum roll please?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q52cZWTEIz8

LOLSZZZZZZZZZZ

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Thank you shit post.

And the winner is the Brit! He did post Iowa after all.

>. . . . . . . . .mfw I'm from Iowa
It feels bad

youtube.com/watch?v=OLMlaVp8_2Q

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I'm sorry Shit Post. He posted a cute girl AND he posted burgers. It's hard to beat, he is the most American. But you are the truly truest true American.

But I didn't win

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But you won my very straight heart.

. . . . . k

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...all those burgs were made with 100% british beef

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If Britain doesn't claim his prize soon then we will have to move to second place as the winner.

And yet by being burgers they were American in spirit. Congratulations, Britain.

shut up namefag

>shut up namefag

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shut up namefag

>shut up namefag
Your new fag is showing.

okay ade