My aunt just sent me this. Is she retarded?

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They're right 5g is microwave

there's a reason why Germany is recommending don't build homes near this stuff near new builds and insist on if you do build there it's law to have shielding on the walls
practically banned putting towers near schools

>kosher
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5G is using the old VHF band that those old fucks grew up with using it to watch TV with tons more TX power.
Fucking idiots

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>Is she retarded
yes

There are precisely 0 (zero) *high-quality* studies on 5G frequency range and potential effects on living organisms.

tell her to make a hat with tinfoil to block the radiation if she cares about that so much

There's some alarm from scientists that 5G could be bad for your retinas but no one is listening. So we might all end up blind. Aside from that it's harmless.

namefag plz go

She's probably wrong, but they will be using 5G to constantly track Americans and Euros so I wouldn't recommend buying a 5G phone, (I wont be) so shes right for the wrong reason

How does a mom in West Virginia know that her daughter is on her period?

Her son's dick tastes funny

How will 5g phones track you any more than 4g or 3g phones did?

>he doesn't know

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4g phones already track you down to the meter and have audio recording, unless 5g can scan your brain I can't see how it could be worse.

I believe it has to do with some new infrastructure, but I also believe it has to do with how strong the signal is you won't "lose service" so you can't hide, I also believe FCC aka the Feds have a lot more access than they used to with 5G so the NSA will only be getting better at their jobs

Sounds like nonsense t b hon

no, bro

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I agree mostly but people said the same thing about 9/11 and Sandy Hook and they were right so better safe then sorry I don't like what smartphones did to humanity, just as bad as opium, so I'm glad to be giving them up soon

>It's just old people being scared. The government will protect us from corporate interests.

The mechanism of interaction with the human body of 5G is already scientifically proven.

ehtrust.org/key-issues/cell-phoneswireless/5g-networks-iot-scientific-overview-human-health-risks/

Meanwhile, the FCC and telecom companies performed zero studies on the health effects of 5G before approving it and forcefully exposing the American people to it.

You should all be alarmed. You should all be outraged. You are corporate lab rats.

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How do you like being a guinea pig, user? You like that? Okay then.

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what do you mean bitch I'm no sheep, I know about the Assault Weapons Ban that will be passed by Congress, I already bought my guns, I'm fully prepped

The best part of 5G is that there's literally no use for it. Heck, even 3G is good enough for the average consumer. There's no reason to go beyond 4G.

you know this is just some 'scientists' screeching to pay them more money right? have you actually read any of these 'studies' besides the headline?

>thinkgin.exe

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What studies? There are no *high quality* studies is the whole point of the scientist from Helsinki.

Incredibly low latency.

then he should make one

That's the same group that claimed the already existing frequencies are causing erectile dysfunction.
You should be outraged.

>Cold pressed organic cum
Do they give them handjobs with ice? Or do we have the technology for semen extraction at freezing temperatures?

Why? The experiment is about to begin.

Maybe she's just ignorant.
You could try to put her right.
Tell her the one about how a bunch of meatbags interfering with the signals would be terrible for them.

>All academic science should be thrown out because scientist want money for grants.
>All corporate studies should be believed because companies don't operate on financial interests.

Pic related

>But But the NIH isn't credible.

youtu.be/kBsUWbUB6PE

>Have you read past the headlines
Yeah, have you? There's mountains of research showing the dangers of Non-ionizing radiation to the point where the World Health Organization has classified cell phones as carcinogens.

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3g can't even load 720p videos. 4g is enough, though, i agree

Most common reply in this thread:
>Derp! Microwaves are totally OK for you, silly.
I think I could now sell microwave ovens with no fucking door on them and dumbasses would buy them.
>Dude, like why is all of your fucking hair falling out?
>Dunno, here (grabs Hot Pockets out of microwave oven with no door) have a Hot Pocket, bro

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>Derp! Microwaves are totally OK for you, silly.
>I think I could now sell microwave ovens with no fucking door on them and dumbasses would buy them.
By this logic water should be banned because some people manage to drown in it.

>Microwaves are fine.
>I dry my hair in the microwave!
>If you think microwaves are bad for you, then you think water should be banned!
This is precisely what I was talking about.

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No, the analogy is apt.
Microwaves deposit heat energy into water molecules. You're surrounded by tiny amounts of them, and cell phones are only allowed to add so much. They're tested for that.
A few microwatts of microwaves from a cell phone is not the same as a microwave oven with no door producing a billion times higher output, even if the microwaves have the 'same' method of physical interaction with a body. Idiot.

>Yeah, have you? There's mountains of research showing the dangers of Non-ionizing radiation to the point where the World Health Organization has classified cell phones as carcinogens.
Wait till this dude finds out about sugar. And oxygen.

It's like using radar as sonar. The 5G devices need to be in every room of the house, so they can literally map where you are at in your house at any time.
Kind of like in Batman with the cell phone sonar, except instead of ultrasonics, it's a bunch of 5G.

>billion times higher output
You obviously have no fucking idea what you are talking about.

>You obviously have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
Quite the rebuttal.
1mW average output vs 1000W average output is a factor of 1 billion. Back to you, Ted.

oh, ha, uW not mW. You got me. I HAVE BEEN DEBUNKED.

>9/11 and Sandy Hook and they were right

Mmhmmm

good to see layer 7 is finally here

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That is very dumb microwaves arent ionized radiation, but sure they are dangerous at high power

I never thought it would end this way.

Why would we not want the fastest internet connection possible? There is no such thing as "fast enough" if it is possible to go faster.

>posted while unwittingly already bathing in similar radiation from every wifi antenna nearby

B-b-b-buut the 2400 Mhz and 5000 Mhz bands are just fine, it's the 3300 Mhz band smack dab between them that's super deadly! Why won't anyone listen to me?

How can I insulate myself from this 5G death blanket? Can I just stay in my basement and be ok? Or do I need to to move farther underground?

basement under the ocean. that's the only way to be safe for sure.

she is related to you, so there's a good chance she is desu.

>Random made up numbers
Wrong
The average output of a cell phone is actually 1 watt. They vary between about a half watt and 3 watts.
An average microwave is 1,000 watts.
so, a microwave is between 300-1,000 times more powerful than a microwave.
Therefore your "Billion times" statement is wrong by a magnitude of 1,000 to 3,000 times.
Question: At what distance would standing in front of a microwave with no door on it be the same as holding a cell phone to your head?
Answer: Several feet.
>Derp. Standing in front of a microwave with no door would be perfectly fine if I was 10 feet away!
hypertextbook.com/facts/2006/EbruBek.shtml

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Correction- The "Billion times more powerful" statement is actually of by a magnitude of 1,000,000 times, not 1,000.
Why do you make such idiotic statements when the facts are a click away? I don't get it.

why does everything but the middle seem to cause so much issues?

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>he thinks visible light is harmless

Because evolution?

define ultra high microwave

*sips* 2g, now those were phones

are you retarded?

Remember getting WAPs?

maybe

is it not? i thought UV was the nasty one

me too brother.... me too

> cold pressed organic black cum seed

not waps per se, but i do have experience with using 2G(edge) to access the interwebz.

Do we really need 5G?

I still haven't got fiber to the premises and 4G in my area is 5x as fast as my home broadband.

5G is already a failure since nobody outside big towns and cities will have the base stations installed until at least 2030

>user needs to suggest large implications due to pointing out the fact this group he fully believes in is actually pushing rubbish 'research'
MY DICK NO WORK ANYMORE SINCE I BOUGHT A MOTO RAZR!

Yes

your hair wouldn't be falling out, it would cook your flesh, the mechanism is completely different

>5G is already a failure since nobody outside big towns and cities will have the base stations installed until at least 2030
Here's to looking forward for rate hikes and $5,000-$10,000 / yr cell phone bills!

hopefully 5G plans will make them pay for the premium and the 4G plans will remain the same

Heh, you must not remember cell phone bills in the late 90's to late 00's.
They are still ridiculously expensive for the service they provide. AM/FM radio stations require more electricity than cell phone towers.

I think most of the cost in phone towers is laying fiber optic cables and buying new equipment

AM/FM stations only need to buy their broadcast equipment once.

I still agree though that phone and generally broadband plans are way way too expensive.

meanwhile the elites will have their houses built inside faraday cages and eat only the finest organic squeezed black cum seed while you're dying of cancer from both the constant exposure to radiation and your 100% gmo beef diet smdh

sounds like libuck hippie chemophobia to me. you gunna march against GMOs next week sally?

It's the emitters and their limited range requiring more emitters that will affect our skin and soft tissue organs like eyes and glands.

If I see an emitter being installed within 500m of my house I'll have it smashed up by the morning.

The studies and safety checks have not been done. So I'll consider their installation as illegal.

youtube.com/watch?v=pkxS7BHjHVk
the WHO has classified a number of things as possibly carcinogenic without actually using any scientific evidence or even outright lying about the conclusions of other peoples data in the past like they did with glyphosate why stop now

Run a speed test on 4g during peak hours vs say 3 am when nobody is using data. It’s more about capacity than anything else.

I'd be perfectly fine with being underneath such an emitter since the radiation pattern of a half-wave dipole is very disperse above and below the antenna. And I imagine the 5G antennae will be far more directional than that. Not to mention the required intensity to get RF burns is higher than you'd get more than a metre or so away from a cell tower's top.

nothing tinfoil can't fix

>the who have released a report...
Shit, I didn't know they were still singing?

mad gay

Just compare the power of X thing that supposedly causes cancer with the power of the sun, remind them that the sun is proven to cause cancer and then ask them why they still go outside.

send her to Jow Forums she'll like it there

It's like that thing Cleve was talking about

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Tell your aunt to send you a picture of her vag

You might be surprised by the results

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*Sips*
You tell'em brother,
I remember back in the day in twenty twelve on my rinky dinky ol Xperia Ion i was using radio.
>Seriously though my old xperia in EU used radio if 2g wasn't available.

Yeah, my mother sadly believes this bullshit. It doesn't matter that it's completely unrealistic and that a closed microwave functions differently than open spaces.
It's hard talking to her and she even dragged my (gullible) father into believing that he shouldn't go to the doctor when he had a cold anymore because "they're all lying". And that his cold and apnea was caused by 5G waves (while there aren't even any 5G towers installed here).
Fucks sake anons, how do I handle these people?