/our guy/

>meme
Linux isnt a meme idiot

I wanna see his insectoid taking the dick

>a manlet with a micropenis
we used to go to the same gym. dude is 9 inches soft. looks really disproportional on him

very funny, now can someone tell me what makes a non-reddit community larp that someone made Linux just because his name's the same as Torvalds' and think it'S funny?

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wideboi confirmed

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>a manlet with a micropenis

Fuck off i have a micropenis and it makes me incredibly depressed

>I prefer Asian girls

Isn't his wife indian, like native american, i mean aboriginal?

Nope. She's a Johj.

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That can’t be Linus Torvalds, he’s much fatter and has blue eyes

Yeah, definitely "toom", the creator of 4channel.us is /ourguy/ of all times.
God, I wish that I was him

god of linux.

>Linus holds his head in his hands
>Linus looking massively disappointed
>Linus looking kind of constipated
>Linus looking like he has to tell a child their parents just died in a car accident
>high-pitched initial shriek
>"SOOOOOOOOOOO we filmed and edited an entire review of this graphics ca-"
>Drops GPU
>"Shit. *laughs at camera*"
>"Let's try that again"
>"[...] this graphics card" [sigh]
>"But then we realized it has no video output, and well, All of that time and effort benchmarking went to waste"
>"But then we realized that maybe it could still be put to good use"
>camera pans to doorway, Blindfolded Luke tries to find his way towards Linus
>Linus helps Luke stand in front of two computer setups
>"On one computer we have an RTX 2080 Ti, and on the other we have this new AMD GPU"
>"But we decided to make it a fair fight, So we took these Acer Predator 4K 144Hz G-SYNC monitors and disabled one major feature"
>turns off both monitors
>"On both rigs, we have Shadow of the Tomb Raider running at 4K, completed maxed out"
>"Let's see if Luke can tell the difference, but first, do you know what is different?"
>Linus looking like he's about to drop a Draw Four card in a game of Uno
>"That's right, it's Corsair! Our sponsor for today!"
>"Type the code "LINUSDADDYUWU69" for 10% of your next purchase"
>Luke spends the next 10 minutes of the video playing the game with no eyesight or video output
>"Honestly? I couldn't really tell the difference"
>"Well there you have it folks"
>"If you care about Nvidia features like Raytracing and the usual bag of Nvidia goodies like Shadowplay and Freestyle, you should go with the RTX 2080 Ti"
>"Buuut, if you want the kind of bleeding edge off-screen visuals only offered by the latest and greatest, and you've got money to burn, weeeeelllll........ consider grabbing one or two of these new AMD badboys"
>"After all, I guess you don't need eyes to appreciate what this thing can do"

How new are you?

based

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That was funny and described most of the episodes.

Search for his videos using 'linus cuck tips'.

>be free
>only 2% of OS market

It's that lousy!

>Baby dick
>Asian bridge
>Half breed kids
>A shill for everyone and anyone
Our Jow Forumsentooman for sure.

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