>be American
>Get shot
Why does this keep happening
Joseph Foster
Ethan Nelson
I am truly disgusted by this country. I just walked into a grocery store and saw some guy giving throwing gang signs. I walked up to him and said "Hey asshole, stop throwing gang sings you fricken stupid idiot. Or else you'll have to deal with me". He stabbed me in the gut and walked away and left the store and the entire building was ringing with applause. This is Trump's America.
Tyler Russell
I an truly disgusted by this Reich, I just walked into a KZ and saw some Guards throwing Zyklon cans. I walked up to him and said, hey Sturmbandführer, stop throwing Zyklon you fricking stupid Wehrkraftszersetzer. Or else you‘ll have to deal with Herrn Himmler.“ He saluted and walked away and left the barracks and the entire building was filled with gas. This is Hitlers Germany.
Robert Lopez
I am truly disgusted by this country. I just walked into a grocery store and saw some Jew adjusting all the prices up. I walked up to him and said "Hey Kike, stop being a kike stupid idiot. Or else you'll have to deal with me". He cowered away and left the store and entered the oven. The entire building was ringing with Sieg Heil. This is Trump's America.
Matthew Collins
I am truly disgusted by this country. I just walked into a grocery store and saw Trump with two scoops. I walked up to him and said "Hey asshole, stop eating more scoops than everybody else you fricken stupid idiot. Or else you'll have to deal with me". He just smiled and continued eating the ice cream and the entire building didn't give a shit. This is Trump's America.
Liam Sanders
It's because of all the mentally ill guns
You should let the government take your guns to therapy
Levi Barnes
I am truly disgusted by this country. I just walked into a grocery store and saw some nigger robbing it. I walked up to him and said "Hey asshole, stop robbing the store you fricken stupid nigger. Or else you'll have to deal with me". He cowered away and left the store and the entire building was ringing with applause. This is Trump's America.
Daniel Turner
I am truly disgusted by this country. I just walked into a grocery store and saw some guy forging ballots. I walked up to him and said "Hey asshole, stop meddling with the election you fricken stupid idiot. Or else you'll have to deal with me". He cowered away and left the store and the entire building was ringing with applause. This is Trump's America.
Leo Bennett
I am truly disgusted by this country. I just walked into a grocery store and saw some guy giving black power salutes. I walked up to him and said "Hey nigger, stop giving black power salutes you fricken stupid idiot. Or else you'll hang from a rope". He cowered away and left the store and the entire building was ringing with applause. This is Trump's America.
Jayden Wilson
What's wrong honey, can't take the banter
Dylan Campbell
Trips confirm Americans can't handle the bants
Connor Rogers
Wew lad, calm down.
Liam Rogers
Look
if you had
one shart
one opportunity
to smear every pair of pants you ever wanted
in one mart
would you hold it
or just let it rip?
yo,
his ass is sweaty, sphincter's weak, bowels are heavy
there's diarrhoea in his pants already, mom's spaghetti
he's nervous, but in walmart he looks calm and ready
to drop turds, but he keeps on shitting
what he ate at burgertown
his pants from the waist down turn so brown but the shit won't come out
he's constipated now, everybody's sharting now
ass is out, shitting times over. blaow
Wyatt Martinez
Stop sharting yourselves en masse and I may consider it
Landon Morris
Wasn't telling you to calm down, was telling that spamming burger to calm down.
Which, he seems to have.
Jace Flores
why does this keep happening?
>be American
>trigger Europeans just by existing
Adam Cox
>Get shot just for existing*
We don't hate you, we just think you're really funny
Jace Sanders
get shot fat mcdonalds oil trump mutt dumb shart mart
/thread
Chase Richardson
also burger
Jeremiah Sanchez
Trump isn't needed to laugh at you guys you've been funny since forever
Robert Carter
saving that gif
Angel Lewis
Name one time this has happened.
Luis Hill
Saved
Brody Scott
Ha, faggots
Blake Bailey
Fuck you.