You are not me thus you are wrong

You are not me thus you are wrong.
Give me a "fact" or an opinion and I'll explain why it's incorrect.

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Fact: there is no kot in my id

karen is cute

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You are a shit poster.

Fact: Brits are not nekos
Another fact: You are gay.
Prove me wrong

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A shit ‘shit poster’ at best.

you are cringe

Seems based.

Defo based.

Don't worry I've got this oneWrong

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Im you thus i'm wrong.

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Wrong: if you turn your id into code you could find a key that turns it into KOT

Wrong: Karen is a non-cute.
The only reason you think she a cute is anglo bias.

Wrong: I am the highest quality poster there is.
If you had a qualityometer i would be off the scales.

Double wrong: Brits are probably nekos since they have nice neko ears and tail and enjoy headpats.
Also i like women so I'm not gaya.

Can i get a source for that?

No, you're a rudeboi thus wrong.

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>Brits are probably nekos
*provably

Suebi is you, thus you are a rudeboi, thus wrong and still gay

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Also we don't have tails

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Also you're gay, being gay is wrong, ergo you are wrong

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everytime i and other anons see your post we cringe. ergo you are cringe

Reading through these comments gave me cancer.

Thanks bint.

Bitch slapping your mom is perfectly fine if she refuses to give you money

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Wrong: suebi can only be suebi.
All other suebis are fake.
Since only he can be suebi he cannot be anyone else.
Thus i am not suebi and not a rudeboi and not wrong.

Wrong: all nekos have tails and all brits are nekos.
Odd that you didn't refute the other points tho

Already refuted this.
I'm less gay than your nan.

Anecdotal evidence thus wrong

Wrong: only cigarettes and the sun give you cancer.

Wrong:you should love your mom and always be kind to her.
Only a rudeboi would think otherwise

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This statement is false

Look I'm not a cat I don't want to play anymore

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Only right one so far
I guess you must be me.

did you say "he"? i'm a girl!

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Mares are nice gals.

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But how are we so far away? It is a mystery...

scientifically you are cringe. just face it

I thought of another one:
Icelandic people are massive horrible bullies
Prove wrong

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This sentence is false.

based

Wouldn't it be "this statement is false"
Because I don't think a sentence can necessarily be false

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So I guess it really was false
ᴱᵛᵉᶰ ᶦᶠ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳ ᵈᵘᵐᵇ

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:^)

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Wrong: your flag clearly shows that you're a cat and nekos never tire of playing.

Wrong: you're a rudeboi thus you can't be a girl.
Also i meant he in a gender neutral way.

Wrong: gals refers to human females and can't be used for horses.
Also, no horse is nice.

Proxies obvs

Wrong: science disproved cringe even existed years ago.
You are delving into pseudo science

Wrong:im always nice to nekos

Already affirmed this fact Your sentence is false.
Also, a guilty man may get a false sentence

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Sweden is a failed state

Darn, i guess i'm just slow. Oh whale, i've never been a smart lad.

There's no flag on Jow Forums aside from mine thats just yellow and red

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Wrong: Sweden never existed in the first place so it can't have failed

Wrong: Bumstead is a very smort cookie

Wrong: there's also white in the crest of the flag
Also, Macedonia has been on here.

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vpns doesn't count sweety

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cute
girl

But the flag is British not neko and you already tuckered me out
So if I'm all tuckered out then I am obviously not a neko

>Wrong:im always nice to nekos
ᴾʳᵒᵛᵉ ᶦᵗ

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Nah i'm average at best.

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Borg

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food

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It wasn't

Wrong: she's smart girl

Wrong: neko and british flag is the same thing.
You're not tuckered out which is why you're a neko
>ᴾʳᵒᵛᵉ ᶦᵗ
I pet the neko

Wrong: you're above average at least

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Prove it nerd.

moral is subjective

that doesn't contradict my statement

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prove it

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Wrong: I am being bullied currently so if you think I am a neko and you choose to bully me then you are horrible and a bully who should be sentenced (heh) correctly to death or life imprisonment because it's not nice to bully people you think deserve otherwise
Dumb

(A slightly blurry image of me)

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I say so therefore it is

No

Yes it does

No one would want to be a macadamia nut.

Wrong: your idea of bullying is false.
I only speak truth.

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(slightly crumpled poster of m̶y̶ ̶r̶e̶g̶i̶m̶e̶.̶)

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I want to punish that war criminal

Look here it says you're a bully.

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Look you might need one of these and if you don't then consider it a gift
Small brain happy man

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>no
tell me why you faguet, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Of what?
There's nothing after that.

Wrong: you're not a person, you don't have any wants.

Wrong: clearly a doctored Image

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No

thank you fren.
Y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶m̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶o̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶q̶u̶e̶s̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶.̶

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Wrong: you're a dumb bully and I always stand up to bullies because they aren't very nice

Np bummy

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:^)

my dick is eight inches

Fuck you

...I'm only getting errors, hope the message wasn't important.

Wrong: i am not a bully and i am not dumb since i am never wrong.
Also, bullies can be nice.
Case in point: you

Wrong: waffles never grow over 4 since their only purpose in life is to be icelands bottom

No

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touché my fren

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IM NOT BULLYING ANYONE YOURE THE ONE CALLUNG ME A CAT AND OTHER RUDE THINGS

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this statement is false

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You're so dumb
ⱽᵉʳʸ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵈᵘᵐᵇ ᵃᶰᵈ ᴵ ʷᶦˢʰ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒᵘᶫᵈ ˢᵗᵒᵖ

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Oh it was nothing mein Freund.

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Wrong: that's not bully
It's factspeaking and nekos are cute and nice and fun so that's only a compliment if anything.
You are bully by calling me bully, that is very roode

Old comment Wrong, imma smaret boyo

Wrong: using german always implies deception!
So there was something!

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Nein, überhaupt nicht.
D̶i̶e̶s̶e̶ ̶N̶o̶r̶d̶l̶ä̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶l̶a̶u̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶s̶i̶e̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶e̶i̶n̶e̶n̶.̶

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ᵇᶦᵍ ᶦᵈᶦᵒᵗ
You are not a smaret boy you are a small idiot
ᵃᶰᵈ ᵃ ᵇᵘᶫᶫʸ and probably an animal abuser
I'm only trying to tell you how I feel about your bullying

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I'm onto you...

Wrong: no truths were spoken in this post.
I'm a big brained individual that is also tall.
I would never abuse any animal, least of all a neko.
And your telling me how you feel is bullying.
You're saying mean and untrue things.

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There is no winning

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Have fun with that. :^)

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You are an intelligent human being with a life worth preserving.
You shouldn't be commiting suicide right about now.
The people that matter to you and you wish you could form relationships with think highly of you.

This sentence is false

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Wrong: you win if you get the most points, or get to the end

I always have fun!

Odd that someone else than me would tell the truth.
Must be a glitch in the system.

Why is it always the burgers? # #

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Good.
>Why is it always the burgers?
Because most burgers on Jow Forums think they are smart thus without looking in the thread put a paradox in to feel smart presuming they are the first to do it.

Fact, 2 plus 2 equals 4.

Well
Are we there yet

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So you admit that you've made a mistake, and aren't infallible? This contradicts the very first thing you said, OP.
I guess that if being you doesn't make you right, that must mean it makes you wrong.
Everything you've said in this thread, thus, is false. I win.

I love you

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I see.
I assume you are an expert in this field bummer.
Burgerology.

Wrong: 2+2≠4 2+2=5
How many fingers am i holding up Winston?

Nope.
This thread is going to the moon kid!
It has no end!

Wrong: it was a mistake in reality, not me.
A glitch caused a rift in space that allowed truth to be spoken by someone who is not me.
It's the only actual explanation.
Also I'm technically not allowed to talk to you so pls go.

Wrong: you only sorta like him.

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Why yes i am. Burgers are a strange bread.

This statement is false

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But then you would still be wrong because you said I can win
And I can't
Because you're a huge dong sniffing idiot

Burgers aren't bread
They are bread with meat
Heh

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Oh yeah i forgot i'm illiterate and can't spell. :P

It's just your inner burg

Looks like its being posted post ironically now.
Canadadadians are doing it too.

If a loop has no end then you must make one.
That is how you win.
But i warn you.
Winning is sometimes less fun than you think...

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burg would be nice to eat.
such is the life of a meme.

My brain is smaller than you think

Here is an anime eating a burger. Do not feel threatened

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Fact: Denmark was conqured in 24 hours by Germany on April 10, 1940.

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now i want to eat that image.

Fact: not true

Do not

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oh darn.

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You're holding up 4 fingers, the thumb is not a finger and anyone who says otherwise is really dumb. Also 2+2=4.
Water is wet.

There are people in my science classes that still have fake debaits over whether or not water is wet and it irritates me to no end because wetness is literally the saturation of water or a liquid
ʰᵒʷᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᶜᵃˢᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵒᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵛᵉʳʸ ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫ ᶫᵉᵛᵉᶫ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ˢᵃᵗᵘʳᵃᵗᵉ ᵃ ˢᶦᶰᵍᶫᵉ ᵐᵒᶫᵉᶜᵘᶫᵉ ᵒᶠ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᶫᵒᶫᵉ

Square up right now or get blown the fuck up like pingu

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