Hello Jow Forums, Incel here

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Wait hold on, you're saying that Siri has her own fucking website? I thought she old did small stuff for brazzers and bangbros

what in the actual fuck

Just use your hands.

what is this

>2 butts
no sorry that will not do immersion ruined

Hire an escort already you fucking idiot

I don't want STDs and it's not legal in the states

i am really sad about this

>it s not legal
what a pussy. just call the bitch and go to her house, nothing gonna happen faggot

Hi OP, please leave and go back to
>>>/reddit/

legal in nevada, my dude

Doesn't mean they don't exist.

Thiccc
Siri a qt

It's not the same.

>Hello Jow Forums, Incel here,

i keep reading that as "Intel here"

>how long until we are able to emulate the feeling of sex with technology?

have you never been up all night trying to compile something and around 5:00 am you get it right?

that's how sex feels.

You first.

I'd rather not.

Post more Siri

Imagine milking her like a cow

Any vids of this?

0 years. vr + com3d2/vrchat + robo-onahole

I don't understand this incel meme. Why not just get a hooker or go travel to some retard tier country and marry a 8? For Amerifats you can just go to Brazil or something, and Europeans just have to go to the eastern bloc.

I don't believe in all this incel shit. It seems more voluntary than they claim it to be. Even a fat tub of working class lard like myself managed to get married to an immigrant woman.

I know this isn't ideal, but it's a whole lot better than having your entire life revolve around the fact that you're unable to get laid.

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its just low effort and high bitching ratio really

Holy shit she is fat. Is this what incels get off to now a days?

Some people are born with fucked up faces and unable to attract a female.

Popular pornstars have websites dedicated to their content. I don't think most of them actually control their websites themselves though.

>that girl
>fat
what world do you live in?

just get a hooker and put a mask on.
people who call themselfs incels are the most pathetic people on the planet, just drowning in self pity and too pathetic to do anything about it

Incels are failed normalfags. They want what normalfags want/have, they want to be normalfags, but they cannot get it for some reason.

Its pathetic existence. Real masters either become chads and get everything they want or simply become asexuals and have zero interest in 3D nonsense. The hate/anger/resentment is just jealously of a failed normalfag lashing out.

Anywhere but burgerland

>Europeans just have to go to the eastern bloc.
There are no decent women left in eastern Europe, the traditional women are married before it's legal to date them, and modern women go to west to work in legal brothels. Anything else is either whale fat or crazy cat bipolar

3 socks, a rubber glove and some imagination.
we've had the technology for centuries

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see

Are you saying you wouldn't?

Cant you yust use some cheap vr and nut?

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We already can, you just can't afford it.

Only virgins would.

Patrician choice is your hand and really degenerate porn.

>Incel here
Go back.

Your acceptance of your society-imposed status is way more more pathetic than anything incel-related.

whats the difference?

The contrarian tripfag strikes again!

There are lots of young, decent, unmarried women here. It's just hard to meet them, and you do have to be good enough to compete with the local Chads.

Siri's website isn't even owned by her. Her estranged ex has it. Nothing new is produced, though (for any site). She's been retired for like three or four years now. One of my biggest porn losses; she was great.

>emulate the feeling of sex with technology
it's called a fleshlight and it's not exactly high-tech.

what kind of person knows the lore behind the porn they watch

fat/10

what is she up to now?

I have a feeling that'd be very costly, but where would I buy one like that?
A-A-Asking for a f-f-friend...

DESU, pocket pussy today feels better than the real thing most of the time. Girls simply don't put in the effort to bring you to the peak of divine ecstasy. Enjoy what you have now, it's only going to get better from here.

>Incel here
ffs!
The reason, why you won't get a gf, is because you call yourself incel, you gave up and you are probably fat.

Do the following, fucking retard:
>lose weight
>get some sun
>don't call yourself incel

Otherwise get a prostitute. Legal in nearly every european state.

(not true, by the way)

I don't understand why you khvs don't just hire a hooker and be done with it.
Losing your virginity is nothing special becausr you'll eventually realize all women are whores with no agency.

I remember searching around for this before, it's called something like 25 inch fantasia, it's around $1,200

>www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/25-inch-fantasia/

That's exactly what I did last summer. Glad this shit is out of the way.

The range of in-depth knowledge of pron stars comings and irl comings on here never ceases to amaze. Throw a random pic on near any board with 'sauce?', you'll have a complete bio in 10.

shut the fuck up you mental weakling retard

sauce negro

okgoogle

Just have a wank. It's worked breddy much for time immemorial - don't try to fix what isn't broken...
>Sexdoll set to autolube and thrust
>Get behind it and start going at it
>Lube falls on the floor
>Slip on the lube
>Sexdoll falls ontop of you
>Sexdoll is too heavy to lift
>Live off of lube for a few days
>Corpse found a year later

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>Jow Forums 2019
This is so Kafkaesque.

Check out CM3D2 with Ju-C-Air

Well you can already emulate the feeling of sex within your dreams so if you're willing to put some effort into it, learn lucid dreaming.
Obviously it's not perfect and can take some effort and is only possible when you're sleeping but it's probably the closest thing you can get to having sex with your favourite pornstar.

Wait for neural-link/lace technology with VR/EEg applications.

and has getting past that mental hurdle helped you out with speaking to women in general?

>tfw you'll never get to bang Siri

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If you never have sex how will you know if the emulated sex feels the same?

Why would you get a sexdoll of an American woman?

this made me laugh, so true

Just buy a fleshlight.. it feels like same or even better than a pussy. Whats good about sex is the rest of the girl like her ass and tits and face that stimulate you while you fuck and feel good to squeeze

I find it interesting to look up who these people are beyond the camera. You gotta wonder what has to happen in someone's life to have then pick a career in porn right out of school.

A bunch of homosexuals harassed August Ames into committing suicide

Debatable. The technology is here, but it'll probably be a while until companies decide to spend money trying to develop the specific niche devices which would make it feasible in the widescale market.

For example, sex dolls and VR porn/porn games both exist. Haptic feedback onaholes and the syncing of onaholes to video/games also exist. But all of these things won't be put together for a very long time because none of the companies want to take the risks associated, because sex-related technologies have a stigma in the public viewpoint.

just get a gf

Then it's not a problem is it

It pisses me off that I look like this whore.

They do escorts but it's expensive. I've fucked like 50 pornstars already. Thinkpads are awesome btw.

I envy the baby that gets to suck those
5 years son, 5 years...

sauce

>the only way for me to actually stop being a virgin is breaking the law
I seriously and legitimately wish Russia or China would just nuke the west off the fucking map already.

>being this proud of being a normie
I'd rather keep my 137 IQ and be hhkv then ever stoop to your level you brainlet normiescum.

>tfw you'll never make sweet sweet love to the goddess Sharon Lee

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This. Fucking go outside and have a walk, say hello to people, talk about bullshit. After enough time you'll get the hang of it and end up having a conversation with someone interesting. Stop watching porn if you're not getting laid, you'll too easily see it as synonymous with the real thing.. which it isn't.

Man jaw

JUST
BEE
YOURSELF
BRO

>Be me.
>Have 9/10 face, fully prepubescent scalp hair grown past your shoulders, and 9x6 penis.
>Get regularly complimented on your hair from women.
>Be too much of a germaphobe and romantifag to want to lose virginity fucking around anyway.
>Be too poor to attract women for relationship.
>Get lectured by a woman for being on a dating site hoping to find love when you have no money as though this makes you a bad person.
>Realize that even if you were richer and therefore eligible for a relationship, any relationship would just be you getting used for your money. Just like any relationship for a woman is her getting used for sex and her womb.
>Be too huge to use sex toys or sex dolls and be too poor for sex dolls anyway.
>Pull up the most taboo and bewilderingly disgusting porn you can possibly find on the Internet.
>Jerk off until you're close to cumming, then stop.
>Do it over and over.
>Gradually learn to not NEED to stop, to balance at the exact point right before you spill over into orgasm.
>Learn to hold this for a prolonged period. It starts to feel better than orgasm only it lasts for hours. It looks like you aren't even doing anything because your fingers move so slowly and slightly against your freakishly huge dick.
>Don't even feel anything when you finally decide to cum because you're drowning in so much pleasure already.
>Feel all happy and weird for over 24 hours afterward.
>Realize this is stupidly unhealthy and stop doing it.
>Realize that sex is even more unhealthy and addictive than this even though there's no way in hell it would feel as good.
>Realize that this inferior pleasure is literally the only point of sex in the first place because romantic love doesn't exist.
>Realize that sex and romance are society's longest running memes and there's no point to ever actually having either.
>Become a happier person who doesn't gauge his own self-worth based on his use to the opposite sex.

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nice story Aladdin

epic blogpost but im not reading it

Already tried, too ugly.

tldr