Would Jow Forums date this girl?

Would Jow Forums date this girl?

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Fuck no

No, despite being a boring generic looking loser i still have standards that are way to high.

Does it breath?

Women have such a lame sense of humor

>no penis
no thank you

I'd unironically have sex with her for 3 or 4 minutes leave and never contact again

>eye contact
Thats the real deal breaker for all the gaylords around here.

Are you the freak that looks random people in the eyes all the time?

yes he has assburgers
t. his mother

She looks like a thinner version of an autistic girl I used to work with who was actually legitimately interested in nerdy/geeky stuff so she looks genuine to me. Her appearance is 4/10 so that's fine, but I think the comment about eye contact is a deal breaker for me. I do not like making eye contact with anyone.

Yes i think she is pretty cute

depends if her vagina is smelly or not

Depends on he hobbies.
I really would like to have a gf, who is insterested in reverse engineering, exploit development and hardware hacking.

Do you mean you want it to smell nice or smell bad?

Hey, guys!
I recently found out that vagina has metallic taste!
Pretty cool, huh

why not

she looks like a swallower

yes

yeah, definitely. probably wouldn't fug though
with some luck her friends are cute and funny

Maybe if I would know her.

I love her already!

Why do I fall in love with every girl that I lay eyes on?

what does metal even taste like

like vaginas of course

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You see, user, I browse Jow Forums, specifically Jow Forums. That means, I am a virgin. Therefore, I have never tasted a vagina. I am also neither a blacksmith or a metalcutter, so I have never tasted metal as well. So please enlighten me as to what either of those two taste like.

>he actually made a woman let him eat her out on her period
hats off to you man

Taste your blood. It has hemoglobin which is made of iron. And you'll know metallic taste.
knows it.

yes

Is that a penis?

Is she /our/ queen?

I'm a gentleman who doesn't take "no" for an answer.
Also: free iron, nothing wrong with that.

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Seems like a nice girl.
would marry her/10

Yes, she is now the queen of Jow Forums.
Now only if someone here would dox her so we would know her name.

no

If I wasn't married, I would in a heartbeat.

maybe

I wonder which nvidia GPU this guy uses

what

can you repeat the question?

Be honest, do you think you could go back to an actual woman after this?

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Where can l buy this?

no, she's crawling the web for dicks on a hook-up app. she isn't after a date with some Jow Forumseek.

This. I'm intimidated already

No, she's crazy.

a little over 1000$

pic

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didnt this imply eyecontact while sucking a cook

tfw it will be me sucking her cock

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I would be the toilet owo

Yes. Also girls don’t poop.

fag

>it's a tripfag blog episode
fuck off to 2009

Lol even though i don't like how dhe looks, but the picture is top gold, so i assume she has good Humor, i would yes

>she

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OP she's hots

I have a woman, soon to be fiance', but fuuuucckkk that's some good competition right there. o_o

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well the real question is why did she make her profile picture an edit of herself sitting on the john

can she kode?

She has a sense of humor so I would, rather have someone that can laugh at herself than someone with no personality at all.

umm, because like any other person, she needs to take dumps too? just because she's a woman doesn't mean she doesn't poop, you bloody incel.

Are you blind? She has the matrix in her background, what do you think?

Girls don't poop, dude.

This, people with inflated egos are the worst.

This.
But you have to give her some slack for acting. If I didn't know, I'd assume she is, in fact, pooping

>she's never had a woman shit on his mouth before

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What it taste like?

tart

No. I find "so randum *holds up spork*" humor revolting.

yum