How do you deal with your small dick user?

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become a crossdresser

i make a lot of jokes about it
i flaunt my little guy around like he's a king. the worst part of having a small cock is if a girl drops your pants and is surprised by it.
if you tell everyone it is in fact rather small before hand who cares?

also i'm half asian so it makes sense

stfu, fat fuck.
lol

IM NOT FAT THE ID IS LYING

Faggot
That’s a good way to cope honestly.

Becoming a cute trap is always a good alternative.

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No idea its considered small or whatever but I haven’t disappointed any girls. Above average for sure

>tfw 20, still a virgin, and black (so people assume my dick is pretty big)

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how many inches are you user?
im 7.5

i deal with mine by not having one in the first place

Like 5.2-5.4

awh thats cute

size difference fetish

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that's not even small wtf

girl?

porn is the basis of people's expectations.

>be me
>cute girl I like
>big boobs
>good friends
>rode the bus home together last two years of highschool
>kids in the back of the bus joking about dick sizes and shiet
>Im just chilling on the back seat watching the scenery cuz cool loner type.jpg
>friend starts heckling me
>Little dick user
>cute friend chimes back "nah long dick for sure"
>hehehe.jpg
>mfw

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8 incher here stop bein poofs

This

lol epic

Masturbate constantly

So I come to Jow Forums and try not to be gay.
But this is literally first thread and next one is about a bottle of cum.
Jow Forums what are you doing with me? I don't want other people to think I have no personality other than being a faggot(even though I really don't have one). Can you please stop being gay for a day or at least concentrate gayposting in one thread?

The heart sees what it wants to.

Ok, real talk Jow Forums

Seriously what has happened within the past few months. I mean with the gay posting and shit, look I don't care if you're posting for shits and giggles or if you're an actual degenerate. Everyone in Jow Forums knows that posting lewd threads, gay threads, trap threads, and if XY then Z isn't gay r-right, is dead air. I don't care if you posting it for kicks, the sole purpose of you posting it yourself just goes to show how low people can stoop. Acting as if it's funny to ironically or unironically make fun of lewd shit is disgusting either way, it's not even funny anymore for anyone at all.

Initially, during the infancy of this board we had many more genuine OC and good shitposts but It's just fucking pointless now, I'm trying to revive a dead half decomposed horse at this point anyways. So the only thing I can do is have my two cents and leave for good. The whole basis of Jow Forums was TO NOT END UP LIKE /b/, but at this rate I won't be surprised one bit if within a few months we'll end up having FB, Instagram threads and traps etc making up 95% of the thread content; sitting on the front page while the remaining 5% dies slowly and painfully. Are we really going to succumb to this? We're not Jow Forums, not Jow Forums, not /b/, don't succumb to that level Jow Forums, actually make an effort to seriously contain yourselves when you post a thread. Jow Forums has turned into a worse state than /trash/ I might as well fucking browse buzzfeed instead of this mental popcorn; useless filler that only does the bare minimum in just making people barely content at best.

Has there really been any good threads, that we can remember within the past month? Any significant OC? Anything? Because for the life of me, I can't even think of a fucking good moment within the last several months. Look, I understand that there will always be shitty threads and common posters like the twink finn boy, the honk kang furry, the kotposters who will fill the board with it's daily dose.

It can only be so bad, most girls aren’t going to care. Just make a joke if its really small, don’t let on you’re insecure

Can I watch any of you masturbate? I'm a female (not tranny)

When you're looking in a garbage bin you're probably going to find garbage.

i don't believe you

Jessie#5454 add m e

k i will tomorrow or maybe the next day idk

post tits and pussy with timestamp

I don't have a small dick but can you watch me too

Also how do I contact you . I don't know what these hashtag things mean

The hashtag is used on Discord my friend, now go jack off in front of a supposed girl

This is a very bad thread

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This

I simply live with it

Can I watch you masturbating to me masturbating?

can i watch the leaf girl too?

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Based

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Yes but only if you masturbate

deal

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this 100% i have a US size 14 foot and have had so many people make the same comment to me saying you know what that means but i'm just straight with them and say yeah i'm proof that's not true

5" btw

How tall are you?

183cm

Thats a weird ass combo

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yeah i'm used to always anticipating the disappointed look on a girls face when i drop my pants

thats my fetish

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say thanks that i dont post anything related to it here

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Let's go

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go kys already

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TFW he's too shy
God so lame

Im average, i dont need to cope. More importantly, how do you deal with losing libido and the ability to masturbate?
i want my faps back ;_;

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F

I don't think about it. Stop watching porn

Very little.

Do you want me to add you?

cute

also what is the dicklet cut off?

The average in your country

7.5 inch reporting, I'm still a loser virgin mid 20s
social status and face > dick size