Need help anons!

Need help anons!
>Be me
>In a normie business class
>"Has anyone been on the deep web?"
>Only I raise my hand.
>Everyone stares at me like I did something bad.

Fuck should I drop this course, it was for my elective.

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why the fuck would someone ask that in a fucking business class

It was a how to make your business secure course.

>normalfag imbeciles are fucking retarded niggers
wow who would have guessed

Yeah you could say i am someone whos not to be fricked with

Why the fuck do you care about what others think about you? If they think you look at CP then fuck it.

are u ok retard

tell your class that if they've ever logged into an account they've been on the deep web
dark web is when you use tor or i2p on .onion websites
learn the difference, ok retard?

Just tell them the truth that the dark web is literally just regular web + onion sites, not some le ebil underground spoopy magical bullshit that they think it is. Then remind them that they can find cp and other illegal shit on the surface web, so they shouldn't be judging you for using the "deep web" in the first place.

no, don't say this
then the normie alpha will ask "oH yEaH rEtArD hOw Do YoU kNoW tHaT tHeN?
and you'll be forced to answer "s-some g-guy on an a-anime forum t-told me"

>then the normie alpha will ask
and then you shoot him and the entire class
this is america

are you ok retard?

This is why you take online classes, faget.
Or don't tell me you're in a shitty 4-year uni instead of a CC that literally gives you the same class with the same professor in an online environment.

and then piss on their dead bodies to show your dominance
believe me it works every time

you could have given them an interesting presentation about it and maybe make some cutes say he cute, you sperg.
Normies are like fungus

>Normies
but you are the problem

i am wood
stupid

>Because that's what it is. Im just saying, I have sources.

Kill yourself normalfag. Go blog this on instagram or whatever

>I have sources.
that'll make you sound like you download CP

you probably looked embarrassed, didn't you? that's where you fucked up.
you have to own that shit. you know what they were probably thinking?
> huh, so he must be some hacker or good with computers or something or a drug dealer
but because you looked uncomfortable with everyone looking at you, they assumed that you know you did something "bad" so they judge you negatively.

own who you are faggot, or you'll never get anywhere in life.

Great user, now everyone thinks you're a pedophile because you got nervous.

Just casually explain to them that you like to buy drugs online.

Drop yourself from the bridge, retard.
Don't forget to describe every minor incident when you broke the law in your suicide note.

deep web != dark web. everyone in your damn university has been on the deep web.

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You should've shouted "yeah, the deep in your momma's ass web" and dabbed

>deep web
>loli meme
PEDO DETECTED
FBI HAS BEEN INFORMED

na man

2 possibilities:
1) you're an aspie and you can't read emotions, and those were looks of confusion - which isn't inherently bad - or,
2) this lecturer has a habit of going on tangents whenever someone raises their hand.
3) they really meant the deep web, as opposed to the dark web, in which case anyone who's had a corporate job has been in (e.g.: various intranets)

Hi i'm Alice

Why do you care what other people think? Those people will forget about you by next term.

and i'm a PC

Why the fuck did you raise your hand?

You're not supposed to mention fight club.