Every Day Carry

EDC thread

Rate and roast

Optional: Guess age and occupation

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>Guess age and occupation
28 y.o. boomer engineer

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inb4 dildos

>Wisconsin Dells

Yeah, you got the boomer part right. RIP.

> Bait thread to scan house keys and clone in 3d printer
Nice try cia

Bump city

>implying they don't already have them

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27 tranny pentester
but rather than networks, you pentest your ass

Is this the daily autism thread?

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32
neet wizard

Hello newfag

butthurt much?
nothing wrong with being a neet

Big yikes

>22
>23
>15
>16

I’m glad you still browse Jow Forums after all these years.

>juul
>airpods
you are in the wrong place faggot

I saw a KeySmart once and bought it. One day my keys fell out of my suit jacket, and someone turned in all my keys but stole the KeySmart. Who does that? Fuck that guy.

actual everyday carry.

if I'm carrying a bag, ill carry other stuff, but I wouldn't consider it an everyday thing.

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>implying they need them

This all and the phone I took the picture with.
The big thing on the bottom left is a rain coat thing.

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I got you phamalama

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>the ipod shuffle
I kekked

Still don't know what the little blue cups are for...

Pic related is the only valid answer in this bread other than

>keys, phone, wallet.

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what're the blue cup things next to shuffle?

that's not an ipod shuffle, it's a remote control imitating the ipod shuffle

gray joycons and a dark blue pencil bag would make this

I think those are enema dildos

>Earpods and mouth fedora
22, NEET.

Dunno
>Still don't know what the little blue cups are for...


>BZZZZZZZZZ

How does that work.

pic related, more "Proper" EDC - from someone who uses these tools everyday and has to (unfortunately) carry them from place to place.

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gold thing is a clamshell wallet
gimme your best guess

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Reddit called. They want to know if you're going to be home in time for dinner.

Bump town

3DS and dumb frog, so 17

Why would i want the "no fun allowed" coloured Joycons?

I will be and my boyfriend is making my favourite so sucks to be you

>Why would i want the "no fun allowed" coloured Joycons?
it's fine to have fun you're just not supposed to *look* like you're having fun, it's more mature to look like you're distanced and disinterested from games, as if you're watching something boring on tv but too lazy to get up and find the remote

How tf do you carry a kitty around all day??

I think it's a weed pipe

boring but functional

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Why would anyone want to break into your house user? They can just piss in a jug and install gentoo on a shitty old thinkpad themself, no need to steal your stuff.

based bmt special

Ford Focus? I have the same key.

why do you all carry knives with you?

bmt?

basic military training

i lost mine, so sad

military basic training

to open packages

im not even in the military though.

jesus christ. the watch

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it's osama's choice of watch

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lol stupid question bro he has legs just follows me around

what's up with the second phone case

Kek
Edcat

BING BING WAHOO

>to post pics online in /edc/ breads to try to validate their masculinity.

>t. bloke who posted pics of muh toolbox/belt, have a couple of noice sharp knoives - never felt the need to carry 1 in muh pocket loike a 17th C. knoife fighter...

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Focus gang

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are those genuine earpods or the based chink i10 tws?

Im a sexy beast

Bad choice in knife and tourniquet. That fucking Spyderco delica is the worst knife I own and it looks super gay. RATS tourniquet is too fumbly to figure out when your dying yet alone retarded and dying. CAT and Benchmade 940 is where it's at.

Not even kidding.

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recommend me a good music player

>that phone
holy fuck, BASED!
I still have mine too

Men have carried pocket knives for generations. They're useful as fuck.

you dumb faggot I train with my gear and the spyderco is great fuck off

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>wallet
>phone
>keys

why do you need to carry anything else?
also watches and other stuff doesn't count because that's part of your outfit unless you want to post what shirt you're wearing too

Sorry about the shitty pic, bad lighting in here.

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where's your vape?

The battery holds literally about 20 sec of charge these days ;-[

No, men have used knives as tools for millennia.
If they have a modicum of common sense they usually store them safely and securely.
Men who feel inadequate about their machismo and sense of manliness need to display they knives as an attempt to intimidate others and in doing so try to validate themselves. Most of the time it doesn't work.

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Sorry, I don't quite follow. Why would I have a vape?

why do you have a backpack full of sex toys?
are you a slut?

That's some next level projection my dude. Nobody's trying to intidate withe a fucking pocket knife. Christ, get your shit together.

i think that chick from /fa/ has out autismed you.

I dont think you'd be able to self apply a RATS tourniquet under duress effectively. A windlass is essential to one handed tightening and application. Whyen risk it when it's not that much of a hassle to carry better equipment. Also that particular Spyderco delica I know for a fact is a shitty knife.

where do all the autists and gear snobs come from

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the amount of projection in this post is unreal
also that entry level seiko is now $82 dollars

> Spare Duracell Batteries.

Jesusus Christ why did that make me laugh so damn hard.

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Some of us are actually employed, user, and use tools as part of our jobs.

Why carry a knife on your person then? (I'll include open carry in this)

Every time in my knife that I've needed a knife I've had one basically on hand, yet I've never once deliberately carried 1 in muh pocketses.

I would say that in the case of most of the posters here - the most their knife get's used is to lay on a mat next to their
>keys, phone & wallet
to take a pic to post on breads like this.

Gotte Be Prepared m8.

For when you're really going at it like the Energizer Bunny!

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>life that I've needed a knife I've had one basically on hand
Falchion slip...

Aggie faggot.

Wallet holds picture of Ted Cruz he jacks off to.

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Here's my work kit.
>Why do you carry X
Because I use it.

Go coogs

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still not as gay as