Meanwhile, on bizarro-Jow Forums

Meanwhile, on bizarro-Jow Forums

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Microsoft goes out of business as GNU/Linux is now used in 95% of all desktop and mobile computers

Mark Zuckerberg beaten to death with a cellphone by angry father

You mean Microsoft abandons it's desktop OS, but takes a huge 90% market share in the mobile ecosystem

Think pads are bashed for not being as good as MacBooks

Apple is praised for their superior phones

Windows phone still has an active community

Im only buying AMD

What's an iPhone?

I hate anime feet
It makes me mad GRrRrrrRrr

Intel released an upgrade!

I really hope someone makes a new L*ke Sm*th thread! :D

Google is finally axing Chrome. Are we really going to be okay with just Netscape Servo dominating the market?

Androidfags BTFO ahahahahahahahaha

I love niggers

Boy I sure am glad there are so many videogame threads on Jow Forums. In fact, I wish there were more.

Windows is a great operating system. It really respects my freedom as a user

GNU/Linuxfags BTFO, Microsoft released their first open source OS

and that is?

>implying open source is good
OSS is fundamentally unethical
Windows X yosemite

Microsoft

>using x86
LMFAO
don't 64bit fags know ARM is superior in every way?

Uninstall gentoo

This. Games ARE technology.

Early versions of MS-DOS.

SystemD(own) never existed.

>Meanwhile, on bizarro-Jow Forums
people are talkig about actual technology

Will anybody be attending the public lecture of Professor Terry Davis next Tuesday?

ZIPPZOP DOODLE BIPBOOP DIDDLEDOOP Microsoft Surface™ PLINGLOOPYDOODAA ZIPP

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count me in, someday I hope I will write my own compiler

I am on period

All hail the inventor of computers, Hannah Alligood

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It's so frustrating that I can't get any programming done with my cute socks on.
It's so weird that it's imperative for my feet to be bare and hairy for me to get into the right mindset.

So who watched Intel's CES conference? That 7 nm modular Tropical Lake engineering sample was quite a sight to behold.

>2010+9
>crackers still using C
why did we let them in india again?

This will finally be the year of the Windows desktop

>2019
>still using LCD
>not upgrading to the superior 8k flat screen CRT

DADDY JENSEN SAVE ME FROM LEATHER SU

I fucking LOVE African-Americans and Israel. They are truly the saviors of western culture.

you mean bizarro-Jow Forums

Loli’s aren’t technology

You mean regular Jow Forums

ITT: retards

install macOS

Hey guys, I just installed GNU/Linux with my gf. Shit was so cash.

Anyone else use their tech instead of talking about it?

iTODDLERS UNBTFO

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Who here /excited about nVidia open sourcing their drivers under the GPL/? They've always been the most Linux-friendly out of the big three but it's still a bit shocking, to be honest.

>Meanwhile, on bizarro-Jow Forums
CRT is the greatest display technology ever invented.

cringe and bluepilled

systemd is the best thing that has happened to linux

Nice to see that the majority of this desktop thread is LARBS

AMD won

bout to listen to marshall mathers aka the martial artist on muh new gps
calculator fags btfo

girls

Hey Jow Forums what is the best membrane keyboard I can buy?

Haha look at this retard using Jow Forums spacing instead of 4channel spacing:

I'm having a really fine time having a decent, meme-free and civilised discussion about computing every time I come here.

>Intel unveiled their first 1GHZ CPU at the CES 2019
>Will the race to 0.1GHz will ever stop?

>OS/2 Neo released as OS/2 Premier Nears 98% Adoption Rates Worldwide
Will IBM get sued for their monopolistic business practices yet again?
>Apple and Microsoft Open Source ALL SOFTWARE
Will this be enough to stop IBM?
>BREAKING! Linus Torvalds PUBLICALY DENOUNCES COC
"If you need rules for how others behave, then you don't need to be programming for the world's leading open source server kernel"

Cute girls dressed as boys make the best programmers

>Inb4 literal house blizzard

I'm glad windows listened to their customers and decided to keep supporting and upgrading their OS
can't believe a multibillion company would go out of its way to enforce privacy of their users

year of microsoft this year for sure!

Apple is the only choice for real men. Cock loving faggots can go buy the other stuff

buy intel

Microsoft goes out of business as TempleOs is now used in 95% of all desktop computers

Richard Stallman (Facebook CTO) abandons company for NSA leader job.

The entire tech industry is right-wing and ignores diversity quotas
Google is totally transparent and never logs data on its users
Indians are global masters of toilet technology, but are not found anywhere else in the tech industry.
Intel are industry leaders, and provide trusted secure products that are reasonably priced.
Apple is based and popular with straight alpha male-PFFFFFFFT NOPE COULDN'T DO IT, TOO RIDICULOUS

>3D > 2D

My code worked

ANDROID FAGS BTFO

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What would be the opposite of hypercock futa? Need it for a bizzaro image

AMD releases a sensible mid-range GPU

No

>PowerPC unveiled their first 16GHZ processor
>Meanwhile at Intel : Lol 32 cores in a desktop CPU

python is the best language huh guys

lets go code together on reddit!!

:))))))

>needing an AMD CPU
lol fucking idiots dont you know having 4 cores is the way to go in 2019?

What?! AMD are known for their world-beating high-end GPUs. This is a big shift for them.

How has programming hats improve your efficiency Jow Forums?

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Are you excited about the new Intel 3nm CPUs Jow Forums? AMDrones on suicide watch!

No sunspots
No creampie

China number 1

THANK YOU BASED AMD

woke and bluepilled

Why do threads on Jow Forums always have to be about actual tech and we never talk about shitty consumer products?

We need more women in tech

>we never talk about shitty consumer products

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It'd be Raphi saying PC BTFO