Do you enjoy social isolation?

Do you enjoy social isolation?

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I set up a virtual machine running iOS and now can iMessage whenever I want so I have the best of both worlds

The "iMessage" test is nice because it lets me know right off the bat who is not worth associating with.

I enjoy having friends who are worth having instead

>people unironically get mad over pic related being two different colors
Peak autism and they don't even realize it.

Narcissistic cock gobbler detected.

Yes

Yes

i-is this a thing?

I do but unfortunately people still text me

#JustBurgerThings

great job assuming i meant i only associate with iphone users :^)

I do, but desire less interaction.

About 99.99% of the time.

Whats the problem with buying some shit gayphone 5s to call thots with?

If you think iFags are the only ones worth associating with you're categorically a narcissist and a retard because you think people should sink to your broken standard.

Nice proprietary software faggot

No, we use WhatsApp and Telegram over here.

Is this some American thing?

Get better reading comprehension next time, he meant he doesn't associate with anyone that uses iMessage. It's still retarded but less retarded than "muh green bubbles!!1!1!1".

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Reminder.

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>iMessage

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youre a moron. He clearly means that if someone cares if you dont have an iphone then they are a douchebag that you dont want to waste time on

>WhatsApp
did you get the message, facebook owns whatsapp and it's not trustable anymore. Switch so Signal

Don't make me summon her iFaggot

This shit is why Apple can't get people to upgrade every year in China. Everyone just uses Wechat for everything.

the only iPhone user i know is my mom, and she's on whatsapp.
cue satiana

imagine being this retarded. he even told you what he meant
:^)

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iGREENBUBBLERS BTFO

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aaaand /thread! thank you ladies, gentlemen and iToddlers

t. Ahmed

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DELET

Did you really feel the need to make unfunny?

absolutely based

I enjoy this meme more and more with each passing day.

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Based redpilled

do grills really care if you have green bubbles??

>use android phone
>all your information gets sold and horded by google
>adverts everywhere
>girls stop texting you when they see green
>breaks in a year

no thanks.

Yes

>Go to Twitter's search engine
>Type in "green bubbles"
>See thousands of tweets like this

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>99% of them are niggers

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>i don't read my own message
Are all iToddlers this stupid?

Amazing

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>all incoming messages are grey
What did this thot mean by this?

(Read at 5:00PM)

>Cope

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DELET

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>Do you enjoy social isolation?
not only enjoy i actively seek it
now fuck off normalfag

Holy fuck, this is excellent

I wouldn't know. My friends have internal monologues.

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Doesn't sound like someone you'd want to associate with.

Yes

Do you enjoy shitting in the street?

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>what are custom ROMs
>what is microG
Surely iOS has all of that. Also:

No human cares about that shit.

Seething

Based

>using iOS
So, sataniafags just hate themselves?

based

never used texting app, I don't get it, if messages you get from other people are gray and only messages you send are colored how are itoddlers messages green?

What's the cheat code for red bubbles?

>asking chantards if they enjoy being alone
HAHAHAHAHA
lmfao @ ur lyfe

Imagine unironically NEEDING certain forms of tech for social relationships
This
I didn't deserve such a hearty kek today, holy fug. Thanks user

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Yes.