Then Hiro said...

Then Hiro said, “The outcry against Jow Forums is so great and their post quality so low that I will go down and see if what they have done is as bad as the outcry that has reached me. If not, I will know.”

The men turned away and went toward Jow Forums, but user remained standing before Hiro. Then user approached him and said: “Will you sweep away the good with the bad? What if there are fifty good posters in the board? Will you really sweep it away and not spare the place for the sake of the fifty good posters in it? Far be it from you to do such a thing—to kill the good with the bad, treating the good and the bad alike. Far be it from you! Will not the Judge of all of Jow Forums do right?”

Hiro said, “If I find fifty good posters in the board of Jow Forums, I will spare the whole place for their sake.”

Then user spoke up again: “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to Hiro, though I am nothing but dust and ashes, what if the number of the good is five less than fifty? Will you destroy the whole board for lack of five posters?”

“If I find forty-five there,” he said, “I will not destroy it.”

Once again he spoke to him, “What if only forty are found there?”

He said, “For the sake of forty, I will not do it.”

Then he said, “May Hiro not be angry, but let me speak. What if only thirty can be found there?”

He answered, “I will not do it if I find thirty there.”

user said, “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to Hiro, what if only twenty can be found there?”

He said, “For the sake of twenty, I will not destroy it.”

Then he said, “May Hiro not be angry, but let me speak just once more. What if only ten can be found there?”

He answered, “For the sake of ten, I will not destroy it.”

When Hiro had finished speaking with user, he left, and user returned home.

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You wanna fight

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10/10

Dear god please I want to kick the shit out of you so bad. Even if it was just a time limit of merely 30 seconds I would let out all of the hatred and disgust I have towards you. Your body would be nothing but a bloody mess after I rip you to shreds for all of the wrong doing you have done to not only Jow Forums but to Jow Forums as a whole. I live for the day where I can punch the teeth out of your mouth and kick your lifeless body as you beg for mercy

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Amazing
Watch out though. Suebis doggy is gonna yell at you now.

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Someone should edit suebi and delta onto this

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bump

@6940449

Imagine being this thirsty for attention

...party rockers in the house tonight...

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here, take this flower

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Jow Forums is the only place that understands me.

Please don't leave me

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whats happening user? tell me, i'm here to help you

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so hiro gonna sell us like he sold 2ch?
damn bastard

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I'll be here forever and ever, user :)

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I think im having a quarter life crisis. i had to move to a new city far away for a job and now i dont have friends and everyone im working with is old and moldy so i need to find a new hobby to meet new people but i dont know what to do or where to start so I've reclused back to shitposting on Jow Forums and playing video games which I enjoy.

but I wont stay young forever so I'm trying to stop wasting away playing video games until I myself am old and moldy. But then i had the thought that what if i die before im old and moldy or i become old and moldy and i either cant or dont want to do anything i currently enjoy now because hiro nukes Jow Forums you know what I mean senpai?

thanks family

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please stop using my "Jow Forums is so shit" thread for blogposting

quit drugs/alcohol, start eating healthy, start doing exercise and reading, try studying something (a language, for example), it is more likely you're going to find people your age that way.

get more hobbies, the more hobbies you have the easier to meet people.

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see I can't do anything right. now OP is mad at me but i didn't mean to make him mad and he probably hates me now too :^((((

oh, and if you can join a religion, much better, it will give your life a purpose

>he probably hates me now too
don't worry I hated you from the start

>but I wont stay young forever so I'm trying to stop wasting away playing video games until I myself am old and moldy. But then i had the thought that what if i die before im old and moldy or i become old and moldy and i either cant or dont want to do anything i currently enjoy now because hiro nukes Jow Forums you know what I mean senpai?
I feel you user
if you enjoy what you're doing then I don't think it's really wasting your time. if you're forcing yourself to go outside and stuff but you don't really enjoy it then I'd say that's more of a waste of your young age than playing video games and posting on Jow Forums and having fun

no

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And user said ”Who gives a fuck, for I did not read.” and went on his way, never to be seen again

based

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