/csg/ - Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

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AliExpress winter sale

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sale.aliexpress.com/__mobile/winter_sale_big_coupon_m.htm
sale.aliexpress.com/ru/__mobile/V5dGXVn862.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=GuDCHb9-uJ4
aliexpress.com/item/24pcs-12-pair-T400-4-9mm-headphones-memory-foam-tips-ANJIRUI-original-foam-tips-T500-ear/32887287874.html
warosu.org/g/thread/S68739921#p68749382
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>Seller sends cheap (2$ at most) items
>Arrives fine to my country
>No tracking info for 10+ days after that

Did I get chinked?

you got chinked by your local post

this
local post held my items for three fucking weeks and it wasn't until I made 4 angry phonecalls (which ended 'sorry we cannot do anything') that all of them came at once (lol?)

>News
• USPSed • "Dear friend" • USB cable • Stickers! • "Please understand" • MEMET IEMs • Mi Pad 4 plus arrives
• Chinked • Yet another user and "Samsung" SD card deal • A Note 5 appears • Vapefag wants to get cancer

let's see what came....

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surprise T2 inside! the cable is really weird (especially the clear bead which should serve for adjusting the size of that V shape), but the sound is very nice.

KZ earphone case is 10/10, the material feels premium and durable and you have enough space inside for two earphones and spare tips

polarized sunglasses came with a ton of accessories, which was a surprise (it cost like 3$ after sale)

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Little chink made a big chinky stink
Little chink who made a big chinking stink taking a little wiffy wiff of his smelly jelly
Little chink with big stink and the wiffy wiff of the smelly jelly is a happy little chinky chink

also bought a happy no-face, chink kids even did a pretty good job painting it

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any good enough™ usb audio interface for pc, for home instrument and mic recording?

Anything is good enough with post processing.

Do you have a link for that? My sister would love it

Trump put a stop to this General.

there are shitloads of other ghibli figures like this
s click aliexpress com e dJBHZnK

Guys, what if package doesnt arrive in time?
Can I ask for refund or they send me same product?

Some time ago there was a Behringer i-link clone on aliexpress but it was a clone only on the outside, on the inside it's just a STM32 mcu using its own ADC for audio input. You'll have better luck buying a used M-Audio interface.

If it doesn't arrive by the end of the maximum allowed time just get a refund

USPS came and so did I.

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Ali is fucking dead to me

2 orders didn't came since november, disputed it and Ali sided both times with the fucking chink sellers

they gave me fake trrackings numbers, (PostNL)

back to Ebay i guess

sale.aliexpress.com/__mobile/winter_sale_big_coupon_m.htm

there are supposed to be new coupons but i get "the system is busy" :/

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i can't even logn into Ali all day, whats going on?

Use your head. Never order anything during or around the 11.11.

what why?

chinks claimed they shipped it, and that the post office lost my shit, and that i should call my post office and not them

call post office and give them tracking number, they say that tracking number doesn't exist. what does 11.11 have to do with this?

FUCK CHINKS I HOPE TRUMP NUKES THEM SOON

Because packages get lost / never sent during the most busy time of the year.

my 11.11 purchases worked out fine, good discounts with coupons, most sellers should be reliable, depends on your country's postal service too, straight scammers don't last long on aliexpress

OMGMOMGOMGOMGOMG OMGMOG

SET THE SHIPPING COUNTRY TO RUSSIA AND THEN GO TO THE LINK

sale.aliexpress.com/__mobile/winter_sale_big_coupon_m.htm

dangit they aren't full aliexpress coupons tho, only apply to some items

this is a proper $2 off $15 coupon, at least it's something

sale.aliexpress.com/ru/__mobile/V5dGXVn862.htm

Greetings /csg/,
I'm looking for a tablet mainly to watch Netflix and other miscellaneous videos,any recommendations?
Thanks!

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mi pad 4
mi pad 4 plus

>bluepill inside a box as a commercial audio iface
kek

how to deal with import anxiety?

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You can deal with it by posting more of the girl you posted the 3rd time you asked the question

how to deal then?

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[spoiler] ____________________________________________________________ brap ___________________________________________________ [/spoiler]

simply kys yourself

Was getting chinked part of your plan?

You stop importing child porn

By sticking your penis into that butthole

This is to any of you who own a QSHAVE safety razor or some sort of other Merkur future clone. You should take it apart and lubricate it. I just did it to mine and the adjustment is so much smoother. Before it was really hard to adjust, and now it is really smooth. I personally used silicone oil, but any type of oil would probably do. It's really easy to do, just follow this disassembly video and apply the oil to the threads and the screw hole.
youtube.com/watch?v=GuDCHb9-uJ4

Mi Pad can't do Netflix. No Chink tablet can.

ordered 30 things on 11.11 and only 2 small shitty things didnt show up. Both were coincidentally part of that "dear friend please pay $0.50 more for shipping scam" Disputed both got refund i aint even mad

fucking wut ?
> he doesnt like discounted prices and voucher madness
dont listen to this fool celebrate singles day

REVEL IN THE SELFISHNESS

also just ordered this litle guy, where has this been all my life ?

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imagine the smell

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ok lads find me the cheapest chink shop that has the Xiaomi Note 7 and ships from EU

all i know so for is for Honorbuy.

FUNNY ISNT IT

guess

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dildoe (black)

vibrating dildo, 7.3V 50WH

macbook air battery

>sound dampening material for walls to lessen outgoing sounds
>air de-humidifier/de-ionizer/de-whatever-the-fuck-er
>cheap 3D printer
Any of these viable to buy on Ali?
Also, what would I look up for one of those toxic odour vacuum things typically useful for soldering?
I'll probably make one myself, I just want to know what they're called, because I'm autistic as fuck and can't think of what they're called.

China dont like burgers afterall

forgot the dragon part. its important. adds impact

FREE MACKBOOK AIR BATTERY

FTFY. Tracking still says its in china. Disputed and got a refund ages ago. Seller took forever to actually ship it and screwed me when i needed it the most moving house with a 15minute battery life. O wells yah it works well and now i can shitpost on the go again. Nice.

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Hi guys. I'm on a search for a smart phone for under $200 usd. I browse through the wiki and the info graphic but everything under the 200 mark doesn't support 4g lte bands in the US. Specifically t mobile network. Anything else that is recommended?

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Don' try to clean your t2 foam tips with rubbing alcohol.
Ok, now get over calling me a faggot and please recommend me a new set of foams please.

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let me tell you about the time i made my own out of PPE earplugs when i tore mine and i was waiting for some to get shipped LOL actually worked awesome !

FOAM ANXIETY

but seriously just get these aliexpress.com/item/24pcs-12-pair-T400-4-9mm-headphones-memory-foam-tips-ANJIRUI-original-foam-tips-T500-ear/32887287874.html

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so the FT1 turned into the Supra?

Oh boy, soldering iron, cable sheathing, we got all kinds of stuff coming in.

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underrated

Still waiting for my soldering iron, a T-12 station. What did you buy?

why the fuck didnt you get a metcal?

That isn't chinkshit, plus it's probably outside my price range.

Where can I get that medieval-drawing style mat?

I've ordered a T80, since I only do occasional light jobs and it will run off my power bank nicely. Had a lovely station in the states but I moved a few years back and I've had to replace all my tools bit by bit.

You mean TS80? The one with the 3.5mm Weller tip that runs on USB C?

Uhh yes, I do.

Pretty good looking choice, though I steered away because of the more expensive tips and lower hardware customisability. I hope to be able to overclock my T-12 station to >200W, but we'll see how that goes.

Yeah it seemed like a good option for a hobbyist iron. I'm never going to be doing more than replacing a component or making connectors or something.

what should i buy to display in my cubicle at work?

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Is there any way to find this pin on Ali or ebay cheap?

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Just go to Best buy and get an unlocked phone if you are dirt poor. There are options like a new Motorola e5 line in your price range that are better than any chink shit and they are guaranteed to work.

what company

Dearest /csg/, I'm looking for a certain thing, and I don't even know if it exists, but if it does, I'm certain the chinks have it, but my searches don't result in anything.
so here's te thing:
I'm looking for an
>USB scrollwheel
so just the wheel part of a mouse, in a tiny housing, to plug into an USB port, so that it can stay there, on a laptop.
Reason is, the gf has got some shitty acer, with borked trackpad drivers, so multiouch does not work and I can't for the live of me get fucking windows 10 to accept the correct driver, or tell it to handle that fucking thing with it's own drivers.
And since most websites and "apps" get really confused when you scroll with the arrow keys, or even worse, space, such a tiny scrollwheel would solve the issues.
As would gentoo, but oh well…

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Meh.
all my 11.11 orders worked out well, on two of them I even broke my previous speed records, so I can't support that notion.
However, my Xiameme wiha is now 2€ cheaper than it was then, so I dunno…

Explain me the gif

He seems to have some aversion to the thot.

Chinks didn't pay the proper postage, and it was held until they did.

why the FUCK are there still no replacement black joycon shells?

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He was falsely accused of sexual harassment by one of the ring girls.

What's the deal with that?
I get that the coupons are only available at the beginning of the round (but normally, the small ones are plenty), but that's an error message, right?

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nevermind, I fixed it.

What are the tws i10 MAX? They're ~17€ atm

There's something strange I have noticed about the KZ foam tips
The black ones are different from the red and blue ones. The black ones have this weird coating that makes them smooth and protects the foam, which in return makes them last way longer. The red and blue ones don't have such thing and will just crumble apart after being cleaned with rubbing alcohol like while the black ones survived being cleaned with rubbing alcohol several times. Also the colored ones get dirty and discolored really quickly. Also not really suitable for T2s, since you need to stretch them a bit to get them to fit

TL;DR: KZ colored foam tips a shit and do not recommend. Black ones are OK.

This you need the proper drm level to stream HD. Get a samsung tab instead.

thingiverse and 3d print it if the chink doesn't have it.

Because neon pink is the way to go.

>tfw only neon gray

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>neon grey
what the devil

james donkey still the best?

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It wasn't the ring girl, she said everything was fine. It was the white knights watching who caused an uproar

A while ago I made a post complaining about Ugreen Lighting cable getting frayed only after a couple months of use:
warosu.org/g/thread/S68739921#p68749382

Well I wrote to Ugreen to complain about it, and the nice chinks sent me a new cable for free, even though I was months past being able to open a dispute. Gonna put some heat shrink on it this time so it doesn't happen again.

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I guess he got #MeTooed

Sad desu senpai

>chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf
fuck this outdated shit

So update it.

How do I know what size panties/skirts to get on ali?
I know I'm an AU size of 16 for panties, but how does that correlate to china sizes, for example?
I'm too much of a wimp to buy them in person, where I can actually try them on for size.
Yes, I'm a guy.
Yes, I'm a crossdressing ultra faggot homosexual gay queer boi.

If you buy sexy underwear it will say "SEXY WOMENS UNDERWEAR" on the package

How likely is it that they'd change the description to just "clothes" or something?
As far as customs is aware, they're not entirely lying, since it is still clothes.

Post pics.

Pretty unlikely.