Hey user, want to peer program?

Haha yeah nice try Mr. Poettering

sent from my X220 running Artix GNU/Linux

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>salad
>word salad
the more things change

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Is that a promotional photo? I have a phone full of whiteboard pictures, but I never get people to stand in front of them...

>how about I peer program some kids into that mouth bitch get on your knees

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>systemd[esign]
no way fag

>t. someone who doesn't have a job

thank god there's a security connected to that message query

Of course I do

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Just use this
dosdude1.com/mojave/

>hey user, want to peer program?
>you DO have a macbook we can use, right user?
Yea, but I left that shit at home.
>Pulls out Kinesis Advantage II, Thinkpad T440p, white monster can.

Say no because I don't know how to program

>The trackpad in the MacBook5,2 isn't fully supported in Mojave. While it works and is fully usable, Mojave detects it as just a standard mouse, preventing you from changing some trackpad-oriented settings.
nope

You can't spell peer programming without pee.

>you DO have a macbook we can use, right user?

Yes I have two. Don't worry, here's a strap on, I'll be on my knees.

That whiteboard sketch doesn't even make sense wtf

and an arduino

AstronomerAmber/status/1080219644739358721

I don't use Apple because I'm not a mongoloid sheep. If you want to """program""" while wearing shiny digital handcuffs you do you but don't drag me down into your shit.

Oh, didn't see.
Don't blame you then. I assume it's the same with high sierra for unsupported Macs?

its just a bog standard website with data warehousing and some "security" which requires storage and a message queue idk

Since when is software considered “engineering”. The whole cs field is filled with cucks who pat themselves on the back every chance they can get.

I do pair programming like a cirurgy.
One person programs and the other helps by sanity checking, offering helps and taking care of coffee/music/snacks.
I have been in both positions and don't really care either

>Typing only with index fingers
>Emojibar

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>peer programing
>jew nose
>problem glasses
>thot tights
fuck that noise.

>React
>Flask
>MongoDB
Into the trash

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>Americans need someone to feed them while they program
can't make this shit up

That whiteboard is a schizophrenic word salad of database-related terms

It means nothing. I have no idea what it's trying to communicate or why it exists

Nice, I just stole two Macbook Pro 13" 2010 the other day, I'll use one as my first Mac.. do you know how easy it is to reset the OS?

No I only have a thinkpad with me running GNU/Linux with modified boot because thats the best way to have a device that doesnt spy on you
Perhaps if you could make your mac run only free programs I could use one but unfortunately Apple didn't design their products with freedom in mind so I don't use them

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Wtf, I use 9 of my 10 fingers when I type and I'm slow AF.

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Oh, it's one of those days where we get several Apple advertisement threads at the same time.

>El Capitan
Wtf, just googled that. An actual commercial OS and in less than three years they dropped support.

>monogodb
>spark
>kafka
>s3
oh no, it's retarded

This is standard these days

beautiful butthole

based

Give them back Tyrone

>data warehouse
>mongodb
never gonna make it