As usual, you can also use this squid post to talk about the security stories in the news that I haven't covered

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>As usual, you can also use this squid post to talk about the security stories in the news that I haven't covered.
What the fuck is this shit? Why is he so fucking obsessed over squids? It all feel like Top-10 pranks gone too far, fucking stop already.

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Where did the tentacles touch you?

literally who

some squidslover

>he just found out about schneier
Squid friday has been a thing for a decade nigger
Squids have one of the best self-defense mechanisms, and openBSD has the pufferfish so it's squid friday
kys

>Squids have one of the best self-defense mechanisms
Wrong. Fuck SQUIDS, jannies, and Schneier, I tell you what.

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Thanks for making my day user

Nigga co-authored some great books and he designed a few very good,non-patented ciphers.I like him because he is openly against three letter niggers and he does things for the science and not money.

>tfw you try to follow SchneirOnSecurity on twitter, but made a mistake and end up following that SwiftOnSecurity faggot.

I took me 2 weeks to realize I was following the wrong person.

oy vey

>What the fuck is this shit? Why is he so fucking obsessed over squids? It all feel like Top-10 pranks gone too far, fucking stop already.

schneierfacts.com/

Squids are great.

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The guy likes squids. Why not? They're kinda cute if you look at them just right.

>schneierfacts.com/
Gay

those are cuttlefish, and they're way cooler than squid.

>following shill prophets

Idiot

Who doesn't?

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That's not a squid. That's what you eat before shitting in Kyle's mouth.

Because on my RSS I want to read about tech stuff, not about some dumb squids holy shit

his books are overrated
his ciphers are pretty terrible and not used for a reason
nearly everyone is openly against USA (or you mean some other 3 letter agency?)
there are scientists doing public domain work in technology way more relevant than schneier

They arent used because they were too complex to be analyzed
Look twofish up

and also slow as fuck
although hard to design algorithms against hardware architecture that didn't exist at that time

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all important cryptographers were juice