Be american

>be american
>get shot

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>be russian
>go to gulag

Yes Gulag is my favorite resort You work out there and become fit you guys should give it a try

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>be nogunz russian
>still get shot

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It was only once

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>be Russian
>no burger for Russian

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>be not american
>get stabbed
Honestly I prefer my brains getting splattered senpai

Vip4 me ID

>be poorfag who didn't buy passu
>can't post on /vip/

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>be russian
>be muslim too

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Dude we are the biggest country
our muslims are local its completely different thing

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>be european
>get run over

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>be canadian
>put on fursuit and go to tim hortons

It must be really tough user

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YOU SON OF A BITCH I'LL KILL YOU

>n---no! they're not like those other explode-y mohammeds!

whatever u say, bub.

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they are literally whiter than you hahhahaahah

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furries do belong a cross, but you need to calm down, rageleaf

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you see this now suck duck suck em

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DONT TOUCH THAT PRETTY LADY

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Somewhere in the past, his white ancestors were forced to convert at the sword. He is the desendant of muslim rapebabies, and therefore a shitskin, and therefore I'M WHITER THAN HIM!!!!

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>be American
>go into bar
>get shot

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>american equivalent of an amish
>human(white)

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t.

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And why do mohammeds get all the good beard genes???? Where's my beard???