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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_australasica
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does anyone have the expanding brain meme with porn sites and the biggest one is aliexpress?

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I live on the UK
What I am for, bros?

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gonna need a loicence for that m80!

I bought two a year ago, one came in the post the other was seized by the police and they sent me a note asking to come to the post office to collect it

>UK
You're going to be deported and replaced with a pole.

Never seen it, looked for 20 minutes and couldn't find it, so I made it again for you user.

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should I get a BM800?

Do you have a 48v phantom power supply?

I have a Xonar DX

wanting to buy tools for a toolbag so i have tools when i go travelling so im not completely fucked. are aliexpress tools any good?

Can anyone recommend a good chink (p)leather wallet?
Currently using a torn one with a zipper. Need some /fa/ recs

>he doesn't rectify mains to get a noiseless 170V condenser

Do you want /fa/ recs or recs that look good?

I'll take both I need wallet education

probably the same shit you will get at harbor freight

Did the guy that bought all that chink filament ever give a review?

if its cheaper than harbor freight im fine with this

buy a small wallet because big chunky ones are trash.

wallet cases are best cases

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I've bought a bunch of these for various phones, they are pretty decent but usually some bit of plastic breaks around the 1-2year mark, not really a problem with they cost $5 though.

so what the fuck is this thing?

s.aliexpress.com/BjiQzueY

forgot pic

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chink caviar in sausage?

Look like some Novel finger limes to me.

While being sarcastic I learned something. . .
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_australasica
I guess it really is a "finger lime"

finger limes?

But did you go

Am I in jail?

mechanical pencil recs?

>xprivacy keeps killing ali because it tires to track every minute and wakelocks galore

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This is what I got some 6 months ago. I still have a lot of pairs in red and blue. They're much better quality than stock foamies too.

How is a comb illegal anywhere.

I just came up with a new antiterrorism campaign that also aims to make muslim men in England take better care of their beards:
Get a comb, bin that bomb.
The joke is that it doesn't rhyme.

>Android permissions are still horrible
Will Google never fix this issue?

can you please elaborate further?

OWO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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Maybe, I don't know

AAA the likebook mimas is finally on aliexpress and I really wanna resist buying the huge thing. I kinda want it so bad but it's pricy and I never had anything from bouye before.

To anyone that bought the likebook mars, what are the worst parts of it ? Tell me all that's wrong with it.

Jeweld butt plugs

It's a T12 soldering station! And boy is she a skookum choocher. Plug her in, flick the switch, and within 5s you're up at 300C!

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Many little penis squishy toys

Under the hood we've got a wonderful display of input circuitry (MOV, suppression cap, fuses, common-mode suppression choke), a nice fat isolation slot, beefy heat-sinks, and an overall good soldering job.

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sharpening stone user here once again, the seller tried to fuck me over by saying that he will refund if I cancel the dispute and I refused, said the product is under inspection but still has it up for sale for sale.
I managed to prove hi bullshit and have aliexpress side with me.
The last message is a final desperate attempt from him to try and chink me.

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Why are you buying rocks over the internet tho

Did it cost two dollars... cash?

Did you mean to reply to me?

>Seller's Proposal:
>No return & No refund
lmao what a chink

What happens next?

I recently got one aswell, I'm never switching back to anything else.

I once made the mistake (when I was 16) of canceling a paypal dispute with a chinese company. Never again, learned my lesson.

I had to bug them for nearly 2 months to get my 5$ back. Jokes on them, though, because after that I reclaimed my account out of spite.

Can I get some cheap usb drives or flash memory?

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It does feel pretty unbeatable. I'd like to see Weller and the like have a hack at a more modern (i.e. SMPS) soldering station like this.
Anyhow, do you know what the desoldering modes do?

Since I have already proven that the seller sent my item to either the wrong address (unlikely), or gave me a fake number (very likely since they were asking me to cancel the order in the first place with "other" reason, mainly cause I think they did not want to sell the stone for the price they listed in the first), both parties have received the proposal from aliexpress, I have accepted the refund proposal and now they are waiting for the sellers response. The seller can either accept or reject it but since the case against him has been proven aliexpress will most likely just ignore him and send me a refund.
Also note, I managed to get the seller to admit in the chat that the package was sent to the wrong address which turned out to be a big help as well in building the case against him, always remember to be polite but firm and try to get them to admit their wrong doing as it will help you later on when disputing since you can post proof which they themselves can verify with the logs.
Try to keep in mind that the dispute officers probably go through thousands of disputes and thus your case will go way easier if you can present your information in a simple and easy to digest manner.

do the chinese have something similar to Chord Buddy? playing $30 seems like a ripoff

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yes

Where else is he supposed to get rocks?

You're not going to score any pussy with that.

Best chink phone under $150 and under $100?

Could you be more specific

>"The seller has provided the authorization file from the brand owner / purchase invoice to prove the item was original."
>"proof guide: get official statement from manufacturer"
>get statement where they clearly say that they have not, will not, and do not produce cards in Taiwan ever and show a video of the SD card reading "made in Taiwan"
>"Invalid: need to scratch off serial"
>scratch off serial
>"The seller has provided the authorization file from the brand owner / purchase invoice to prove the item was original."

Fuck off

What size did you get?

128GB but oddly it's actually 128GB, just slow as hell

Nice. Well done for holding up for the past few weeks.

I want AvE to leAvE

That's an afternoon picture, 'fraid I'm on the wrong side of the globe for that.

not historyically accurate should be chasing tanks in supras

Just learn to play guitar normally. I can't see that being worth your time or money.

I'm basically looking for an ODROID XU4 but with hardware decoding of HEVC/x265.

Any ideas?
I don't care about the price. I want small build, low power, fast, cool and quiet.

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Am I getting chinked?

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then speak like a person, not like a leaf

probably

RockPro64 or a NanoPi with RK3399 are probably your best bet. Otherwise a miniITX with a Celeron J4000 or the still unannounced next board by hardkernel.

Only if you close the dispute

Can someone recommend me a small 12v dc motor where I could put a pipe with 1cm diameter through? I'm just finding a ton of mini motors with pin like pipes built in..

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Derete dis!

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That actually sounds like a good option, I remember considering it in the past, not sure what made me pass on it. This is going to drive me crazy now

Samsung user here, Ali still thinks it's not a counterfeit but I showed them a video proving the card is shit and they still offer a full refund without having to return anything, seller is assmad and spamming PMs. Going to order a card on Amazon and jew them out of a legit card and send my fake one back.

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Lmao why is he still even trying

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Of course

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Yes, do not trust Chinese people. There's a reason AliExpress has a dispute system, use it.

Prepare for some very angry phone calls and emails from China maybe even a powdery substance on the way you don't chink a chink without them swearing vengeance

Ordered a Raspberry Pi 3 B+ and a PoE hat off ebay, price was pretty decent, now for the waiting game.

They can't overturn Ali's proposal now, right? Especially not with shit like return product and no refund.

Anyone have any decent chink keyboard recommendations? Looking for something that looks professional with decent build quality to replace my "gaming keyboard", chiclet or mechanical are both fine as long as it isn't a membrane.

No they can't unless they convince the seller to close the dispute then youre chinked

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>This meme was brought to you by the AliExpress Internet Defense Task Force.

no

it's basically a headphone amplifier

>extruded alu project box
>volume pot
>SMPS voltage converter

OwO what's this

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Aah, my new Big Mouse and Keyboard Pad

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>stop your accussions and I'll pay back the money
Says no one

Lol isnt your pc or sd card adapter shit? Nevertheless lol, sending back the sd card for extra salt

Anne Pro 2

No, it's just a fucking fake SD card

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>'''''samsung'''''

Also, the fucking adapter doesn't even work, how the hell do you mess up an adapter?

pure pussy repellent