>Sure but I need to start somewhere, nobody seems to be able to give a straight answer as to what certs and what experience and what needs to be in your portfolios or anything required to even start.
Real talk from a sysadmin who makes $130k/yr salary: just jump into helpdesk if you don't know what you want to do yet. You'll figure it out within a year, hopefully, and if you're with a decent company, you can work your way up. Once you start negotiating for a new position, try to get salaried (jr. sysadmin isn't unreasonable after a year at the desk). It won't be amazing pay, but you'll be moving up, and have something to put on the resume/CV.
If you don't want to go into networking, talk with other employees about their interests. Find friends you can relate with on the job, and move forward with those friends from there. Maybe you want to get into programming, maybe you want to get into netsec, who knows, but you'll have friends to compete with and measure yourself against.
Tech is a weird field. People think getting a CS degree means they'll be a programmer with an easy life, buy a house and a wife, and be happy. It's not that simple,, and it doesn't work that way. For starters, a CS degree is probably one of the most BS degrees you can get, but that's another topic.
Life is a series of challenges, you need to figure out which challenges are worth overcoming, and which are worth avoiding. As you move up, you'll find your field in the challenges you enjoy overcoming. After that, you may save up for a place, but you won't just suddenly feel happy, or feel like an adult. It's brief moments of happiness in those successful moments when you overcome a particularly difficult task.
I'm not some high-level tech guru, sysadmin is generally not well received by the public, but I'm happy, I'm good at it, and I earn a decent living. Your problem sounds more like you're struggling with life in general rather than struggling to find a career.