If you combine both your normal and chinese zodiacs what are you?

So pic related?

>:(
Everyone else gets something cool..

Holy shit that's amazing

Very appropriate.

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im cancer pig

fishe rat

>It's literally the worst combo you could get!
Virgin dog here

my mental picture was something more sexually agressive but that'll work

Ey, that's almost as bad as me.

This u?

Being dog is better so i still hold the title.
Still not that great.

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Im a snake and a cancer

I got virgin dragon :DDD

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Don't sell yourself too short user, rats might be small but they managed to kill 30-60% of Europe's population via the black death. See, it's all about how you choose to view yourself.

its funny because 30 to 60% users of boards like /b/, Jow Forums, Jow Forums and Jow Forums are irl virgin rats

Wouldn't it be difficult for centaurs to have sex? If your partner isn't also a centaur then your dick would be positioned way back at the end of the part of you that's a horse. You'd be risking some serious back pain just from trying to achieve the correct angle to get it in.

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Lion rat

I meant it in the sense of virility and spice in bed, tho I am sure a centaur tiger would have an aproppiately flexible spine for that matter

ratfish

Cancer snek

I almost wish i was born in 2000 so i was a dragon.
Probably not worth it tho.
My bro is a goat dragon, that sounds rad.

I'm a disease carrying vermin! X(

Roar
lol

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>inventive datamining
Libra snek.

Libra is deffo the dumbest zodiac.
Wtf are scales supposed to mean?
I guess you're a very just snek or something

Ah ok I see what you're getting at now. For some reason I was imagining you meant a horse for the lower body and a tiger torso complete with tiger paws for the upper body.

No, backwards
Now that I think it better that'd have no horse part, hmm

that poem is so adorable I had to say it

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Fish cock reporting in

>"We have to take this Jow Forums hacker down, what do we have on them?"
>"Ok so we know they're a Russian born between September 23rd and October 22nd"
Oh shit you're right user, I guess you just doxxed yourself.

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I'm a horse carrying a water container

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Whichever configuration you get you'd obviously end up with the dick size and layout of whichever animal you chose to have as your lower body. A tiger for a lower body would be more flexible but the penis size may be smaller (I don't know for certain but my guess is that the horse would have the bigger penis size) while a horse for a lower body would have a larger penis size but less flexibility due to having a more rigid spine and longer legs. For optimal sex you'd be looking for both penis size and body flexibility, but with a horse and a tiger being so different it's a bit of a trade off depending on which is chosen.

what about this
tiger for lower body
horse penis
human arms and chest
horse head

someone should draw this

>someone should draw this
Some degenerate furry out there already has, most likely.

Virgo and Yang Earth Tiger
Virgo is associated with Earth and Yin.
I'm literally based.

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Pic related is me apparently

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cute

Bang bitches with the force of a ram and speed of a rabbit

Earth snake and Pisces: 鰻 madafakas

Cusp of Power Monkey. So basically a gorilla.

I think that makes you an eel

I'm a sagittarius and... a horse...?
So I guess just a sagittarius then

it's you splinter ?
youtu.be/BaACrT6Ydik

The virgin rat vs the Chad monkey

I’m a Tiger with cancer

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Sagittarius Pig
Lerl

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Aries Ox. Rather horny and aggressive, I guess.

centaur rabbit

Capricorn tiger

Bull monkey

I'm a tiger with cancer. ;_;

bull goat

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Tasty eel mind you.