ITT we help each other to become better programmers. real programmers. the type who write their own engines, do low level optimization with assembly code blocks, etc'. needless to say, only low level languages (e.g: C++) apply.
I'll start with my own tip, I found out dolling myself up, wig, makeup, corset and all, and putting a mirror on my desk really motivates me to just sit down with visual studio open. the key is to wear a chastity belt so you don't fall into a masturbation loop, then just make cute faces to yourself in the mirror while you work with a podcast or a playlist on the background.
I'm not being ironic and would like to hear your own unorthodox concentration methods, lewd idiots can go to another board to jerk off.
I'm being serious, obviously a lot of image board users are prone to be overexposed to pornography, so chastising yourself while being dolled up (otherwise it feels like cuck bullshit and is gay s fuck) is the only real solution i've found to counter it.
What would you use if you not visual studio? I know it's bloated, but there's a bunch of comfy plug-ins and it's what I've been taught to use in university.
Unless you're 400+ pounds, all you need to do is get rhinoplasty to get a more androgynous nose and you're set. makeup, a wig and a corset can take care of the body shape, black circles under eyes, etc', but a large nose, even if feminine, is what stands in your way of seeing a cute anime girl in the mirror when you're back from a long day of work.
It really makes me sad to see people fall for the HRT/trans meme when you can just get a rhinoplasty for $3000 and enjoy both worlds.
I can only interact with people if I'm anonymous, you deserve something better than this loser. I just want you to know that you're awesome and cute and you'll probably find a nice friend.
Colton Baker
What the fuck? Go fucking neck yourself, you dumb attention whoring samefag.
Jace Smith
Don't you feel sad knowing that nobody likes you?
Benjamin Brown
lol noni, none of this matters. The only things that matters is: do you have a spare hour or two every couple of days? do we live in the same timezone, or can we coordinate to code at the same time? If you're chickening out in a polite way I accept it, that's beyond cute. But as long as you're willing to work together it can still happen.
I'm not looking for a boyfriend, this isn't a meme thread. Just someone to get better with.
oh my god dude just suck his dick already or better yet maybe reddit is more your speed you lonely, needy little queer
Evan Barnes
reminder to report all homos
Leo Jones
Just follow DRY and KISS. In most cases YAGNIy too and you'll be fine
Connor Reed
Yes, I have spare time. As for timezone I don't know, it's 6AM here and I haven't sleep. Maybe if I get the courage we could try, but it's hard.
Jack Sullivan
let's make a programming orgy
Ian Phillips
I FUCKING HATE REGULAR EXPRESSIONS
Connor Fisher
bump
Justin Roberts
I recommend finding a partner to pair program with, preferably someone who also wears programming socks. When you are stuck on a problem, it always helps to bump out the solution with someone else.
>next generation proprietary memory allocation techniques. STRINGS, VECTORS, STL, BOOST all this shit slow as f-ck INSTEAD OF USING NAMSPASES CREATE MUH OBJECTS then use em for creating memory leaks everevere
