Autism will never be cured. You will never be normal. You will never be happy

I'm okay with this.

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>wheres the function
Literally sides hurt. So true.

Transplantating faecal material has been shown to lessen autistic traits in mice initially lacking the bacteria.

>based user calls spergs mice
I like you, stick around

I sure hope so. I'm not even someone with autism, I just want to be left alone to do the things I like as a shut in. Nothing makes me happier.
While the people with autism that I know want the opposite, they want to have a social life and socialize, but they are unable to do it to the extent they want.

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Autism is an evolutionary trait. People with mild autism are able to set their mind on a single task and spend inhuman amounts of time and energy to complete it. Autists are more useful than not. Extreme cases of autism like with Chris Chan make him unable to function, though I don't think these cases are the norm for autists.

Not him but I'm not going to stick magic poop up my ass in an effort to connect with morons. Alcohol already exists.

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Well calling them rats is a little harsh.

>People with mild autism are able to set their mind on a single task and spend inhuman amounts of time and energy to complete it.
Literally everyone in higher education can do that. You're not special.

>I'm not going to stick magic poop up my ass in an effort to connect with morons.

You can always eat it instead

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Inhuman amount of time would be 14h a day on 1 task. The social failures aren't in that group

Autism is the norm now. If you don't have autism you're an outsider.

No they can't. I try to explain basic shit to retards at work and their eyes glaze over. Going through higher education is as simple as showing up and doing the work, and anyone with an IQ above 90 can do it. You aren't special because you got some meme degree.

I'm not going to eat shit.

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Autism spectrum is like depression, it's a symptom, what memers fail to see is that there is a wide range of possible causes.

But you are correct, I've personally experienced great improvement in my personal life just changing a few things regarding alimentation. For example lots of fermented food (kefir and kombucha for example) with prebiotics (is fiber rich food). This translated as a mood and general well being improvement.

Pardon my poor synthax, baguettefag here

>glaze over
Because you're dogshit at explaining, spergo.
>as simple as showing up
Hahahaahha you're american!

>Because you're dogshit at explaining, spergo.
If you say so.
>>as simple as showing up
>Hahahaahha you're american!
If the American education is bad memes are true, why haven't eurofags invented anything of value in decades? Get off my internet.

>Autists are more useful than not.
That's were you're wrong. 99% of autists are useless, sure the 1% has actually helped humanity as a whole.
But the 99% drag everyone else down by being socially unable to be useful at all. Take for example aspergers, socially unable to function and usually worse at maths and related than an average person.

>eurofags
Your companies are full of europeans and asians. No, seriously. Look up your favourite companies and count how many indians, russian, chinese, RUSSIANS, etc there are. If not that, said people work as outsource.

Yes, that's actually nothing. Even non-social failures spend 14-18 hours a day on a single task if that task is important.
I have the sense that you're actually very clueless about real life.

Cope. I don't interact with europoors at all at work. Asians, yes. Eurofaggots, no.

>Get off my internet.
Invented in Europe by Europeans.

I guess you're not very experienced in the real world? The reason why America has so many startups is marketing/taxes/laws, those startups are mostly made out of non-Americans.

Clueless retard.

Murica took our jobs

>I like to LARP on a cartoon forum
Yeah, a real thread for autists.

Autism is a choice just like gender.

The internet was invented by the US military, numb nuts.

Gay, butthurt, and european. SAD! Many such cases!

>angsty american sweats as his dreamworld is shattered

not only are you autistic you're also a hypochondriac placebofag
>kefir
>kombucha
both are mostly fungal food (a type of yeast culture) with minor amounts of bacteria
probiotics are yoghurt and pills with bacterial cultures that release bacteria once in small intestine
fibers are good for bacteria but aren't probiotics by themselves

nonetheless, it's more of a vitamin D deficiency, the remedy is literally just go outside on a sunny day
youtu.be/U_gw5i93T5I

>autism
>shitty gut bacteria from tendies diet
>not going outside

The pieces are all coming together

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you poor baby

>ITT: Actual autists arguing with autistic arguments

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I'm sitting here shirtless in my chair like a wad of chewed bubble gum, chowing down on McTendies and Coca-Cola corn syrup while you work yourself into a tizzy over sped posts on Mongolian tapestry weaving darkent forum. Imagine being a europoor. Lick my freedom balls, bitch boy.

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>The internet was invented by the US military, numb nuts.

This is what i've been taught in school as well, but google says it was invented by a Britfag at CERN. So i guess it's european.

But I don't have autism? I'm just special education

Google also says the holocaust happened.

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I made peace with that 15 years ago.

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You are fake news. You forgot to mention the lactobacillus acidophilus,Bifidobacterium bifidum,Streptococcus thermophilus,Lactobacillus delbrueckii subsp. bulgaricus,Lactobacillus helveticus,Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens,Lactococcus lactis, andLeuconostocspecies.

Also there is a difference between pro and pre biotics. I invite you to DYOR.

So... you guys like locomotives?

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But it is possible to cure it.

>user makes a joke about autists being autistic for not going outside
>autistic baguette spergs out about bacteria
lmao

We were talking about fermented food and gut bacteria, I mentioned bacteria in fermented food.
Duh that dude totally got you shaa.

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Actually sir Tim berners lee pioneered the world wide web. "inventing" the internet as we know it today.
The US Military played around with "ARPANET"
The first ever message sent was:
Lo

Until it cut out. The word they were trying to type was login.

As for you. Go back to This is retard. Keep anti-semitism on there please. We have issues with trannies and Poo in the loos here. We don;t need anti-semitism at the moment.

Replace autistic with nigger and we're talking

humans is ugly animals
just kill em oll and clone new

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Good, considering how life is becoming increasingly digital, I will be the master of the new world, you merely adopted the computer I was molded by it.

*happy isolated computer guy
I'm fine with this. My life is pretty fulfilling and I couldn't ask for much more. The only people I need in my life are my girlfriend and my son.

>Lick my freedom balls,
Your freedom is an illusion. I'm sure you also think only people in the US are able to have guns or that there exist no counties without niggers or jews.
The delusion of a slave living in a neo-capitalist nation.

>You will always be the grumpy isolated computer guy.
Autism.

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Bullshit, if you get a job and make any amount of effort to try and socialise you can completely lose all signs of autism in a couple of years.
Human interaction is just a protocol like any other and you can easily learn the rules.
I'd say it's nearly impossible to not grow out of autistic social skills when you're forced to spend 40 hours a week interacting with neurotypicals.

Yes I know user and I suffer from it daily. If I could cure it I would do so, sadly there is no cure. I have been born as a social animal inhibited in my function to make social connections. It's a special kind of hell.

You seem like a nice, gentle guy. And I hope you have a pleasant day tommorow. Your family loves and needs you :).

i don't see the problem on being half autistic.

i thing that the word autism should a better or another definition. for me, an autistic person should be some one who sadly are no able to be smart or have a low intelligence.

and it is sad because using my definition for autism, his o her life will be difficult and that is a real problem.

Good thing I don't have autism, just ADHD.

Yeah and what I"m saying is none of Jow Forums mongrels will take the chance.

That sounds like a subtle death threat

>Jow Forums - Technology

That's wrong already so...idk
I have/had tbi, the "joke" of why I like Jow Forums.

It's ok OP, life is what you make of it. I'm sure you'll be happy someday even if your autism can never be cured.

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You will always have down syndrome. Retard.

I can't see myself being normal and doing all the things normals do at once, to me is just incomprehensible, my head would explode
I can't see how an actual autist(and not a failed normalfag) would want to become normal, to me is just unnatural, like a man wanting to become woman and vice versa
a "normal" me wouldn't be me, my brain and personality would be totally different

>he isn't a high-functioning, self-aware autist
kys weakling

Was tested as a kid, no autism.
Stay mad.

>As for you. Go back to This is retard. Keep anti-semitism on there please. We have issues with trannies and Poo in the loos here. We don;t need anti-semitism at the moment.
>he doesn't know why those issues exist
lmaoing at you newfriend

Why does the text in this look so janky?

The "never be happy" part is unlikely.

You will understand this when you watch the My Little Pony fan club documentary where it is clear even the lowest form of life can be happy.

With normal people becoming more autistic through excessive smart phone usage (or phone golems as I would call them where the phone is literally their "precious") the actual autistic people despite their odd quirks (and clear warning signs to older gens) are blending in fine and will only be noticed as not being normal when idiots stop using their phone for a moment (and that is if they are not totally hopeless at social interactions with people in person).

Yeah it would be faster, more efficient, on the edge.