Reminder: laptops & phones == property/luggage

'no'

>install Temple OS on laptop
>actual Linux OS is stored on a jump drive hidden tightly in my anus
Your move, Mr. Law Man

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Ma'am please, the harder you clench, the more I enjoy it. Kindly do the needful.

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music is haram and you should be beheaded according to sharia law.

fuck off

*unlocks*
[user@thinkpad ~]$_

now what?

>when user respects your pronouns

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*boots to bios*
Oh sorry sir I seem to have blanked my drive like I usually do.

Then I just remove the tape from the m.2 contacts

based

This unironically but just fuck up some setting in BIOS to prevent booting and say it crashed again and you're taking it to the repair shop when you get home.

>We got a live one boys!! This is not a drill.
>Alright user take off your pants

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we'll respect your pronouns if you pass

But anons said they like my hairy chest...

One time I got held up at a US airport and they told me to unlock my phone so they could look through it.
I did because the only thing it had on it was a folder full of trap porn and futanari hentai.
They told me to go sit down and I could see them laughing from behind the desk, then they called over a colleague and he laughed too.
Then they called me over, gave me my phone and told me I was free to go.

Why do I have to boot my laptop to show them it turns on? If I was going to do an epic Allahu Akbar anyway wouldn't I be satisfied hitting it in the fucking customs area packed with people?

What do they even look for?

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Brown people.

In my computer?

>living in Canada
>go to airport
>security person stops me
>"Is this your laptop?"
>sweat buckets
>please god don't ask me to log in or something
>"U-Uh, y-yes?"
>"It's really nice. What is it?"
>oh.

i then got to spend 17 minutes explaining what a pinebook was.

Maybe.

Then they take out your SSD and plug it in their machine.
>"Decrypt."

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>get xrayed
>tsa sees something in your ass
gl m8

its more likely than you think.

>Everyone on this site's worst nightmare the post

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>downloading porn
>to your phone

You deserved it.

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No fagit. It's more like unlocking your luggage by entering in 4 digits into a lock. It's not unreasonable to ask people to unlock their baggage.

Does this happen in the US?

All the damn time
I even had TSA follow me home one time for my password on a sticky note
You don't want to come here, foreigner bro

They look through luggage to search for weapons. What arrangement of electrons on my laptop could possibly be used as a weapon?

I live in Texas, user
I’ve flown with my laptop maybe a dozen times in my life and I’ve never even heard of this happening

>Reminder: anal & vaginal cavities == property/luggage
Alright just going to need to search through your rectum before you can go through. Please un-zip and spread em for me user.

Soldered SSD :^)

I don't know, selfies of you?

Sick burn, my dude!

But our security theater TSA isn’t being paid and they’re not checking anything.

>I even had TSA follow me home one time for my password on a sticky note
What?

>"Sir, would you mind showing us your USE flags? We also need you kernel configs."

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>"Why do you have the usb key with your /boot partition in your boot, user? Is this a joke?"

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"Put your thinkpads in here, we will only check for libreboot presence"

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>"again... stage 3 what?"

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Decrypt what? It's filled with random data because it had sensitive data on it from my work so I DBAN'd it.

Stage 3 cancer. It's CT scan data.

Are you actually required to decrypt your data or login? If so that's fucked up.

It's convenient

So is jail if you think that way.

You're not required to, but they will confiscate your property and hold it indefinitely. You can thank Barack Hussein Obama for that.

No if they wanted to know what it said they'd get someone else to translate it. If you were the only person who could speak the language them yes they would.

>Go to America
>Interested in the full body screening machine and tech
>At top of the line told to remove all cash from clothes
>Have a wad of cash in an inner pocket of your pants
>Ask if they got a room to go into to quickly pull out the money in private
>"HWAT DID YOU SAY?"
>Tell them you don't want to unzip your pants in front of everyone
>"C'MERE TO THIS OFFICE HERE, SOMEONE WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY"
>Go into office
>Guy comes in
>"I was told you refused to be screened"
>Tell him you just wanted to pull the money out
>Initializes pat search
>Lets you through
>Didn't get to experience the controversial screening

>Backup system to a server
>Wipe drive clean, maybe even install a normie OS and do some normie shit
>"Here you go officer"
>Get home, reinstall system
Not that hard

>do everything on live usb tails os without persistence
>store all information in head
>just use pc for shitpost and gayming and audio/video/art workstation

I kek'd

You know you can just request a pat down and that's all they can do.

It's not encrypted sir. The disk is filled with random garbage.