ITT: Things normies do with technology

looks like the car in that stockphoto has the same exact intention lel

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>darkmode

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I noticed that too

My stepdad uses his ipad to take photos..

>tap hard with their index finger and other hand

>hear nails hitting hard surface
>mfw mom tries to use her phone with fingernails

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FUCKING DAMMIT, EAT THAT SHIT UP

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But user im part of a foodporn group... I love good food and sharing concepts/recipea..
You mean i shouldnt be proud of the awesome things my girlfriend cooks?

Keek

Ipad photography is fun desu I like being able to compose my photo on a 10.5in screen.

SO-YBOY

>having a gf

>duuuude i cant help it not getting my display broken every month

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>wraps it in 3 protector cases
>still cracks the screen
I don't even know how they pull that off

I have a redmi note4 with a cracked screen and I couldn't give less of a fuck. As long as it works im keeping it

I've had my phone for 4 or so years now and the screen is still intact.
do they throw their phones at walls or something?
it's either cracked screen or badly applied screen protector with air pockets under it

>do they throw their phones at walls or something?

My ex dropped it. Seriously, she was walking and texting and it slipped out her hand.

I couldn't believe it. To this day I still cant understand how it happened.

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You misunderstand.
They break the phone first, and then buy cases to protect it.

...my cousin uses her tablet to take photos...

> he doesn't know

My gf does this. Bit embarrassing, but she doesn't share them, so it's fine by me

I dropped mine on the floor, screen cracked. What’s so hard to understand about that?

How embarising, she shares them with tyrone not with you.

I'll take, what is accidents happen for two hundred, Alex.

When you have a social group that likes to take photos of things and events, it's lovely to have these photos to remeber what yummy shit you ate and where you were. Photos are memories captured you dingus.

...my gf takes photos of the food every time we go to a resaurant...

Based suicidemobile

Fucking take a bus

But I’m not a poor person

Then take a taxi or an Uber

Not everyone is desperate for human interaction...

grats your gf is a normie

Would you really spent thousands of dollars in a car to not drive?

A car is a vehicle, its purpose is transport.
>Would you really spent thousands of dollars in a car to not drive?
Yes. I would rather own a personal autonomous vehicle than not.

Yes, I'd travel a lot more if it meant I could just read or watch movies the whole time

Don't mess with me like that, I want a non-touch phone. If it exists you have to let me know.

Hate to break it to you but they are definitely getting shared one way or another

I've had touchscreen phones for nearly a decade now and never, EVER dropped it. Ever. That's literally thousands if not tens of thousands of times handling it, and I have never dropped it.

Are you fucking retarded?

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I think iPhone 8 has 3 kinds of tapping and one of them requires it to be done hard.

My phone responds to my nail

that's not how seatbelts work

Underrated

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Accidents happen, user.
Why are you such a cunt?

My phone has been stepped on, thrown at the washing machine, hit with a magnet, and ran over briefly by my sister's motorbike. Its all the case man. This piece of shit is almost five years old and now I think its time to upgrade.

Good question, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID

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get with the times, old man.

>do they throw their phones at walls or something?
I've done that once and nothing broke because the screen was a plastic screen.
Really put some things into perspective. Once because of my aggressions and once because it actually didn't break, because plastic > glass (which I didn't think back then while I had it).

Have a phone with a glass screen again, there aren't any with plastic ones left. It's their business model nowadays.

>buy a new $1000+ phone every year
>only make phone calls/texts and browse social media

I have an LG Volt since 2015, and I let him fall at least once a week, not even a scratch to this date.

>My gf
Nice bait m8

>phone calls
What the fuck? Fucking freak!

Our grips are strengthened through extensive masturbation, that's why women are far more likely to have a broken screen.

Fucking this.
I seriously feel like there's some mind control I'm immune to, cause even dudes I know who are competent with their money will still fall for this shit only to do exactly what your second greentext said.
It's like their critical thinking skills are temporarily hindered respective to smartphones. They don't even talk about how much they like it or anything. Just act like it's natural

Literally nothing wrong with this technologically.

I have Lumia 435 and it took me well over a year to get it corner of the screen cracked. I cannot imagine having a more expensive phone and just not making sure it will be fairly save.
t. was too lazy to get screen protector

they are like monkey, they do not respect their items

I don't understand this either. In the 7 or so years I've had smartphones, the worst drop I've had was from pocket height onto a parking lot while getting into a car. It hit the corner and was scuffed a bit, but no screen damage. I've had another different drop that might have caused damage the the screen, but the screen protector saved it. I feel like you'd have to throw it around like a retard or do some other equally stupid shit to consistently need phone repairs.

The vast majority of "accidents" are easily preventable if you aren't stupid.

The vast majority of Jow Forums users judge others on their phone screen and not the lack of naked photos from their neet lives, on their devices.

STREAMING MUSIC

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>have HTC desire c, phone has a huge aluminum lip all the way around the edges that prevent the screen from being scuffed if it's placed facing downwards on a flat surface
>Work labor at a container port, drop phone dozens of times over 2-3 years, no damage that wasn't absorbed by the Aluminum chassis and silicone condom case
>upgrade phone to a Samsung S3, give phone to stoner friend who just broke his flip phone
>Desire C is cracked within the week, doesn't work in the span of the a month

I swear to god I never see my upright friends break their phones, it's always shitheads.

The closest I've ever been to breaking a phone was dropping a 3rd gen Ipod from a crawlspace in a theatre when I was 15, and it didn't even break, the case just bent a bit. It's not accidents, you're just retarded.

you're a dumbass. I've never cracked a phone screen in my life.

neither

I did training for phone sales in a call center once (quit after training) and it disturbed me how many of my coworkers were excited about upgrading from one high end phone to another without any specific reason as to why.

I also do this but only when I know it's someone else's favorite meal so I can send it to them and make them seethe with jealousy.

Literally over half the phones I see in public have cracked screens. There's no way. I don't buy it.

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>muh chinese drivers

boomers and phone typing with one index finger. Name a more iconic duo

I've seen the future -and it involves forehead-embedded telecom devices. I'd trust a self-flying plane over this tbqh. At least planes maybe have backup systems

What a time to be alive - oh wait, whats this big whit..

cop slowly typing on old mechanical keyboard with two fingers
13/12

My fucking Boomer Dad does this all the time. Especially on food that is not really unique.

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>GF
Get the fuck off this board. No cucks allowed and normalfags either.

People using touch screens looks painful. And the scrolling of irrelevant social media feeds makes them look like they have no brain.

I agree. I have never had a phone screen break on me. Maybe a scratch but never anything major.

BOOOM

right into a preggo woman, she miscarries, sues

lady is fucked

>how to neck yourself 101

I know a few people that are obsessed by bleeding edge specs they buy a new computer almost yearly and phones. It's crazy. Also you can get a good phone nowadays for 200-400$ to do multitasking and has good battery life.

I have seen this a lot where people literally have the phone on the middle of their windshield inside the car and watch YouTube videos and are unaware sometimes.

My father believes that his 2007 camera phone takes better pics than his current budget phone because the screen is smaller and it makes flaws less apparent or some other dumb reason, he also uses a scanner by taking a print screen of the preview window that his scanner takes when starting up making text unreadable and pics incredibly small

yeah its not hard to drop your phone when you actually go outside and use it outside the shallow confines of mummys basedment

mine does something similar
instead of right click -> save picture, he print screens and pastes to paint.exe, and crops there

This, it only happened to me like once or twice but it can definitely happen if you take your phone on the go like they are meant to. Mine slipped out of my pocket while I was leaving a cab and fell on the road, current phone is still fine but it has an carilic glass protector which is getting a bit chipped on the edges

...post her feet

Heared a guy talking to another guy that he has two phones one for web surfing because it has a smaller screen so web pages we load in a smaller format thus downloading less content, this is a phone which still uses 3g and is similar to samsung d500 and another one which is a smartphone that he uses for answering, texting exc. And that his neighbour has a college degree and knows how to connect a phone to a PC and that he doesn't.

Use their phones to take screenshots of computer screens.

Not realizing that us ancientfags like dark mode because it harkens back to the green and amber terminals.