>linuxfags don't have a voice assistant
Linuxfags don't have a voice assistant
Nathaniel Long
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Adam Butler
>What is dmenu
Anthony Gray
linux doesn't need a fake female voice covered botnet
Jackson Brooks
Why the fuck would I need one? It's almost as stupid as fucking smart devices. Like a cooker that messages you if it's left on. If it's so smart, why doesn't it just shut itself off. And what does it say about you if you left the cooker on in the first place and needed it to message you a reminder? That sounds like the onset of alzheimer's and you should probably be in community supported housing or assisted living.
Zachary Moore
In all honesty, I've come to appreciate minimalism and what my computers don't have. My overall experience is more pleasant when I've only got what I need, especially in this day and age.
Adam Myers
>mom, cancel all my meetings, X shit the bed again!!
yes we do
Hudson Thomas
kekd and checked
Isaiah Fisher
>install voice dictation software
> "sudo, what time is it?"
>"sudo, open my gym playlist"
James Torres
Google voice assistant works with GNU.
Tyler Cox
>sudo
>literally iSweat
Nice try sweatie
Adam Reyes
Linux is a kernel. Android runs the Linux kernel. Android has a voice assistant. In fact, several of them, including Cortana.
Sebastian Anderson
We do, it is just not pushed by default to anyone as it is a retarded feature for people with hands.
There are people who can't stand typing that much which have voice assistance and dictation software on gnu/Linux.
I never bothered trying to set anything like that up myself because I don't want to talk to my computer.
Lucas Jones
Lucas Robinson
Cortana is coming to linux though.
Hunter Turner
What is this shit? Why is it needed? If I yell out "Oi mate, turn the lights off" some cunt usually just gets up from their chair and turns the lights off for me.
Joshua Watson
>yfw opening the terminal and typing a command is like using a voice assistant
:O
Brody Carter
Tbh I see opensource text based assistant closer than voice based ones.
It is not particularly challenging to build a text NLP but voice recognition always require "the cloud" to work properly.
Using text based, you cut off the most difficult part to do offline: voice recognition
Ian Stewart
Aaron Roberts
Maybe I don't need one in the first place. Don't use it on the phone either.
Ethan Richardson
>Cortana play Dr. Shoko's Luscious Treatment
Charles Smith
We used to have keyboards. We typed what we wanted to do in a teletype and the computer did exactly as commanded. No bullshit.
Then we had GUI. Tasks that can be done in a few keystrokes had to be now point and click; point to another part of the screen and click and repeat until you get what you want. Inconvenient. But gets the job done.
And now, "Lexa, What time is it?", "Here is a Google search for pubs nearby."
Computers became shit when they made it for niggers.
Oliver Robinson
>linuxfags don't have something that records everything they say and sends their recordings to servers for voice recognition, identification, processing and analysis
>linuxfags don't have literal microphone spyware
ftfy
Aaron Harris
this desu. It actually feels so cool/comfy to say...
>move all the pdfs from my home directory to this other one
>hey, replace all the files on this external drive with this premade disc image
>"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I--"
>sudo !!
>hey can you find where I put this?
>...
>sorry, can you *locate* this thing
>"here you go"
>hey install this thing, and as soon as that's done, open it up, then seperate it from the terminal
>sudo !!
etc.
David Richardson
forgot my image