REGEX JS TO PARSE URL W/ PROTOCOL AND PORT

I had $10k in ECAD and CAD and graphics. Uni 1Gbps VPN protocol you can self-host. NOT NOW, UNGRATEFUL WRETCH.

Welp, I get ban for giving webdev fgts a gift, and I aint typing that out again. Enjoy it webdev fgts.

Explain Jow Forums, how it came to this. You're such shit before I miss moot and the days of the before, when people shitposted memes but also actually helped others. I've tried to help, and writing a paragraph and a line of code and it's 'oh wow someone helpful'.

Mod of Jow Forums can't recognize a regex. AN IMPROVED ONE THAN BERNER-LEE'S. Likely the best post that day with as much shit. HEYGUYZ THNKPAD GNRL HURR HEADPHONE GENERAL HEY GUYS SHOULD I LEARN PYTHON OR HTML FIRST????
fuck your shitposts, you're not funny inventing new memes like before and you aren't the least helpful. Tech news? Not here. Shit, I post a little bit of the RTL for an embedded device and it's oh wow post more.

Please stop puttingg 3435 MB on a static page that needs none of that shit. Pls don't let Google and Apple jewify the Internet with PWA, App Banners, and System Apps. SYSTEM, you know where they are heading. Even Mozilla are jews now. Those 3 define the standards, and
>kikes deciding my freedom? no sir, we're remembering the victims of their invasion and torture prison today back home
>WIR MUESSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN, SODASS UNSERER LAENDER FREI SEIN WERDEN. JETZT ODER NIE. AUSSERSEHEN SIE. ERWAEHLEN SIE DIE PLAETZE BLEIBEN BESTEHEN. WIR MUESSEN UNS NOCH NICHT STELLEN, DOCH WIR MUESSEN KAEMPFEN. KEINE LUEGENJUDEN LIEGEN UM MEINEN KLEINES INTERNET, NEIN. I SAGTE WIESO IMMER. GEBEN SIE NICHT SEINEN SELBST DEN JUDEN. DIE MODS SIND JUEDEN. ERWACH!
>Jow Forums ERWACH! 4CHANNEL? WO SIND moot, MEIN SCHATZ? WO? MEIN HERZ BRENNT. EIN GOOK FAEHRT UNS JETZT? NEIN, ER IST EIN HABIRU. ALLES WISSEN WIR DAS. ICH SEHE KEINEN ACTIONEN AUS DEM. ZEIT ZU GEHEN. Jow Forums 2005/6-2015/16 TSCUESSIE.

>not hosting your own VPN
>not using SOCKS proxies or TOR
>not hard resetting the modem
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Fucking CIA niggers ... Bring templeOS back!

kek

unmeasurably based thread

Seek psychological help

wut

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not sure whether to yikes or based

not surprising the mods can't recognize a regex, as it would require an IQ of 65+

I can't save you Jow Forums. I love you, but if you love something you must let it go. I love the memory of you. FAREWELL. I SHALL NOW EDUCATED /leftpol/ on why they are idiot dillententes that need to go amongst the working class before they speak from their basements.

FAREWELL, FRIENDS AND STRANGERS.

May Saint IGNUcius bless you with open access to free (as in freedom) software, in your sleep at least as this world belongs to the Jewish parasite, and the Jew has won by turning you all into Jews. Renting music? Renting television/movies? WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

SORRY, I NEED TO RETURN SOME VIDEO TAPES
>to Blockbuster

took me longer to find an ethernet cable than to connect to VPN server at research uni 1000s of miles away
>good speed, lol NordVPN keeps data on you as does ExpressVPN, and fuck cutting speed 50% for that
>now to disconnect something and self-host the VPN when I feel like getting up

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if it's not both, then shitpost is a shitpost
But I did give a real JS regex for you fgts but I'll keep the good shit for WORTHY NONJEWS

>Mod of Jow Forums can't recognize a regex.
there are literal filter threads on /qa/ with regexs and hash collecting. what the fuck.

terry, you have a stroke.

SORRY, I NEED TO RETURN SOME VIDEO TAPES
>to Blockbuster

fucking lost it.

don't leave op, shit mods are everywhere.

based schizo poster

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Jow Forums is filled with faggots. I think it's poetic mods are as dumb as the userbase. HEADPHONE THREAD!!! BUY CRAP GENERAL!!

You are right about the mods.
Its not as bad on Jow Forums as it is on other boards though. Both Jow Forums and 4channel are affected by this garbage. Even /a/ didnt survive, /v/ is so dead now I have surpressed it from memory.

>chinkshit general

This new generation sucks because I will not I CHOOSE NOT to believe it is my generation that has become so Judaized.

>PIC RELATED

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this is why i left the USA. the zionistic society known as american ''culture'' was extremely foreign to me as a second generational immigrant and once I was ready i went back to my country of origin. i really do feel sorry for all americans who are stuck in america. almost everywhere around the world that isnt a germanic-speaking country has their own proper culture and does not give a single fuck about protecting jews.

So it is just one schizo poster on Jow Forums lately or what

Are you me, the OP? I'm moving back where my Father is from on the Mediterranean. Why be a slave to Jews here when I am king (ruling class niggas) over there on the fucking beach/

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holy shit OP is based and redpilled beyond belief
please don't leave us

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>OP is based and redpilled beyond belief
this. I haven't seen a thread as based as this one in ages.

>FAREWELL, FRIENDS AND STRANGERS.
Farewell to you too, based OP. Maybe we will meet again somewhere whenever I get tired of this zoomer infested consumeristic shithole.

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I've been banned for some unusual reason as well recently and I haven't been banned ever in the near decade I was using Jow Forums. This neo mod is a faggot and I'm expecting I'll be banned for this post as well.

I've basically migrated almost entirely to Reddit.

put me in screencap when op anheros on cam

or gets raided by the verfassungssschutz

Current mod team across the site is just shit in general. They're extremely reluctant or just outright refuse to hand out bans for shit like blatant attention whoring with selfies for hours but they'll toss you a ban or 404 your thread on a board-appropriate topic randomly. It's a huge issue on /v/ and Jow Forums lately, and I'm basically convinced now that /v/ mods are all tranny freaks because they'll just delete posts (if that) instead of ban any tranny that's shoving their propaganda and pictures into random threads. I wouldn't be surprised if entire mod teams for any board are comprised of people that aren't even regulars on that board, or were pulled off some discord server with their buttbuddies.
The worst part is OP's ban is completely believable. How the fuck do you get banned for a regex on Jow Forums?? They do it for free but they could at least stop phoning it in.

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>this
the mods here are massive fags. some guy posted 10 threads that were essentially duplicates and they were there for ages.

Shit is bad when a thread is alive for this length of time.

>am I banned yet?
>wait pls I need you to zip up my gimp suit

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>namefag condemning people pointing out flaws in the board
kys

Sad shit I guess. I only browse Jow Forums though. I wouldn't be surprised if it's apart of some aggressive monetization scheme though.

I typically only browse Jow Forums on my computer but I'll read Jow Forums /v/ Jow Forums and Jow Forums between sets at the gym or on the bus. Jow Forums's mods are slow as fuck while /v/'s feel downright malicious with what threads they choose to delete. It's ridiculous for real threads to get nuked at random while pure shitposts get left up, and the only thing I've actually seen banned properly is hardcore porn. Pic related is kind of old now but nothing has changed since I screencapped this. Look how long that thread lasted on page 1, and this shit happens all the time in the middle of threads not just OPs. It's definitely a push by somebody and with the ways mods act across this site since the luggage lad craze was in full swing I can't help but believe it's intentional.

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