I have 2 and a half hours in Chicago. Wat do?

I have 2 and a half hours in Chicago. Wat do?

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Avoid getting shot

Pay a call to a gay bar

get a fucking haircut zoomer

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get shot three times

Get a pizza and say it's not as good as New York pizza. They'll give it to you for free.

get a damn pizza ya maroon

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I want to not get infected, thank you
I’ll try
>

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What are some good pizza places near Willis tower?

I think one would do

look for a drug dealer in a shitty alley and ask him if he has diet coke

But will he have mentos?

go find out

you look like a ginger gibby from icarly

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Alright than

GGGIIIBBBBBBYYY

I miss the disney channel and nick shows

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>implying they’re gone
Just watch them online lole

Update, going to a store called block 37

nephew of Jow Forums

loot and pillage it

climb something

commit as many felonies as you can

>I miss the disney channel and nick shows
>not boomerang and old cartoons
Literally zoomer lel

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Could someone ban this faggot pls?

I’m still on parole from last time

Actually loling right now

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>another attention whore le ebin Jow Forumsics circlejerk thread
:^)

Based.
Based

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why post your face AGAIN?

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So you can feel better about not being a fucking ogre

You already know
Because reasons

sup doc.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Some really tall buildings. Going to a big store

How did you know?

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Destroy some more art PD

You gonna climb em?

I’m in a big boy city, I might get shot.

I had a friend who looked like you.
in middle school.
whatever, have fun in chicago.

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No, but they’re so tempting...

outshoot the shooters

I guess I just have one of those faces.

Why are your cheeks so red?

doc if you do do me a favor and take a big panoramic photo.
Also what do you do for an occupation?

With what? 3 packs of top ramen?

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I write books. I want to move to Wyoming to try and be a fire lookout. And I’ll find a good place for that pano.

Are you that guy from the free real estate video?

>Top ramen
>not maruchan
Disgusting

Want an autograph?
I know I know. It was all I had.

go to cardozo's. best lawyer dive bar in the city. still has the smell of cigarettes in it. you are less than two blocks from it by the looks of your pic

cum in my ass

GET IT TOGETHER
>inb4 IRL meetup

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>writing books
meh
>fire lookout
are you gonna chill in the forest and simply watch out that there's no fire all day?
actually a nice job. must be idyllic to be in the forest all the time.
probably shit pay though i guess?

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lol

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also how did you escape the fuzz? are you literally homeless?

Ok, who wants to go on a little adventure with me?

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He's 16

No. I want off this ride.

did you ever watch gibby's youtube channel it's actually epic

Pretty much. And it’s $10 an hour with food and housing covered, basically.

is this going to be one of these threads?
do it faggot

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Sure I’ll go

I think not

DON"T DO IT U GONNA GET RAPED!!!!!1111

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It just lead to a train depot. Disappointing. On to the store!

Don't motivate him

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Went to get a haircut lole
It’s not the sams btw wizards of waverly place best show
I have not but I will now

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Feelings of destruction

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Fuck off pooftah

nice you're gonna like it
youtube.com/channel/UC6ZIKcLUAdxTUOB9yIo3baw/

Fuck off pooftah
:^)
>wizards of waverly place best show
Nein. The title goes to Tom & Jerry - the old ones, not the nu-Tom & Jerry

Spongebob before the movie is a close contender.
Lerl

Heh. I guess i'll never miss?

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He actually missed his first shot

Sounds cool. how's that book going btw?

I want to figure out all of the plots and pieces before I start writing as to not have any holes or inconsistencies.

say "FUUUUUUCK NIIIIIGERS" loudly

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works for me my man.

Join the Army

I’m good

Choccy bar

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Pussy

kot get

get me a girlfriend

Grow a fucking beard and get a job as an ironworker.

Post results.

Come to Hyde Park and I'll give you a Bourbon County. Not joking, 100% serious, get your ass down here to niggerville.

I have to catch a train though

buy a coke for the train ride

how much money do you currently have

What brings you to my shithole city?

do something already you fucking 15 year old teen poster

just do it you josh homme but a faggot looking motherfucker

bumped

>PD goes to Chicago
>Walks around
>Posts stairs and candy
>This user bumps
Good thread

>tom and jerry/spongebob being the best show

is this what zoomer hell is like?

Try not to get mugged.

Get arrested again

Who's that estrogen boy?

pikachu

pedo doctor