/csg/ - Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• More info on chink portable monitor • user learns a hard lesson • user likes the new IEMs and BT cable • Electronic components arrive • A camouflaged clock (bomb) • DVI-2-VGA cable and a blonde wig • Smartwatch strap and IEMs • More IEMemes arrive • user is USB Type-C aficionado • More info on the chink Lenovo router • Yet more IEMemes • Chink shit cherry gone • "Dear friend" >Old news
• "Dear friend" • Ayy lmao • IEMeme BT cable • USB 3 hub/switch • "Please understand" • "McIntosh" cables • A wild Orange Pi appears • A chink Lenovo router • "Our warehouse is on fire" • Bamboo socks user shares experience • HOMELANDED • A bunch of cables and a RGayB light without remote • Chink portable monitor is nice Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/2-Pcs-Original-Ear-Foam-Tips-TX400-Comply-Soft-In-Ear-Earphone-Headphone-Noise-Isolation-Enhanced/32842458121.html?spm=2114.search0604.3.16.7a5076d8Bd0BeB&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_319_317_10696_453_10084_454_10083_433_10618_431_10304_10307_10820_10821_537_10302_536_10902_10059_10884_10887_100031_321_322_10103,searchweb201603_54,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=59be5f9f-abaa-469f-befa-9595e8c21f20-2&algo_pvid=59be5f9f-abaa-469f-befa-9595e8c21f20&transAbTest=ae803_5
aliexpress.com/item/220V-60W-Portable-Electric-Soldering-Iron-Adjustable-Temperature-Solder-Iron-5pcs-Tips-Welding-Repair-Tool-kit/32815385816.html
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Latest-LCR-T4-ESR-Meter-Transistor-Tester-Diode-Triode-Capacitance-Mos-Mega328-Transistor-Tester-CASE/32788437678.html
aliexpress.com/item/951-10ml-13cm-Soldering-Rosin-Flux-Pen-Low-Solid-Non-clean-For-Kester-Soldering-Solar-Panel/32908270559.html
cnet.com/news/iphone-users-are-part-of-the-invisible-poor-in-china-report-says/
aliexpress.com/item/Get-The-Strap/32961337255.html
aliexpress.com/item/xda-blank-convex-spacebar-grey-1-75u-2u-2-25u-2-75u-3u-4-5u-5/32827099386.html
kbdfans.cn/collections/cherry-profile/products/enjoypbt-pbt-iso-4key
aliexpress.com/item/dolch-color-pbt-keycaps-oem-cherry-profile-red-esc-108keys-for-usb-wried-mechanical-keyboard/32813764087.html
aliexpress.com/item/LEMFO-Bluetooth-Smart-Watch-Men-Q18-With-Touch-Screen-Big-Battery-Support-TF-Sim-Card-Camera/32862038594.html
youtube.com/watch?v=SB62AfXLEHY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>tfw didn't make the news again

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Good job user

Dear friend,
please understand, remove bad post and I guarantee 110% to link your post. Trust me, this hurts my post history, family much disappointed.
Many wishes.

Why does buying cheap shit from China make me feel better

Because it's cheap and fills the void.. temporarily

>I'm in the mood to buy some quality chinkshit. Pls give me some ideas on what to buy bros. Nothing lewd, because pls.

this fucking image almost made me spit my drink out, thanks user

How chinked am I going to get when trying to look for some nice headphones?

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Because you think you're saving money and that makes you feel good.

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>first time dealing with chinks
>get into the OP twice

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I've been asking for a bit and can't seem to find an answer. To anyone who's had experience with the likebook Mars, what were the downsides of it? I hear some people had issues with the UI.

I'm asking because I wanna get the Mimas, which just came out so it has almost no reviews, but is basically the same as the Mars, in terms of software.

something like this, but cheaper?
has to have that mesh inside

aliexpress.com/item/2-Pcs-Original-Ear-Foam-Tips-TX400-Comply-Soft-In-Ear-Earphone-Headphone-Noise-Isolation-Enhanced/32842458121.html?spm=2114.search0604.3.16.7a5076d8Bd0BeB&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_319_317_10696_453_10084_454_10083_433_10618_431_10304_10307_10820_10821_537_10302_536_10902_10059_10884_10887_100031_321_322_10103,searchweb201603_54,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=59be5f9f-abaa-469f-befa-9595e8c21f20-2&algo_pvid=59be5f9f-abaa-469f-befa-9595e8c21f20&transAbTest=ae803_5

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In ear or over ear?

Over ear I should've added

try Superlux HD681

Any good mechanical pencils recommendations? Looking at the pentel graphgear 1000, anyone know anything else that can compete with it?
Would like for it to have a retractable tip

What're you guys waiting on?
I've got a Mi Band 3 on the way, first wearable thing I've ever owned, anyone else got one?

buy our shillings

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1989天安门事件
台湾独立运动

>sellers gives me another $1 coupon after shipping my order
>i check my wish list, add a few items to my cart, look around for about 15-25 minutes
>notice the prices have been bumped up by about 10%
>check my wish list tab, still showed the old prices until i refreshed it
are u kidding me
i'll just wait for the anniversary sale

Come buy more shit

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More shit to the west

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See the lies of your guberment

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Demand freedom from poo bear

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Don’t run away from the truth

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recommend me fun stuff pls

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imgur.com/a/L1yTaWG

Scrotal lingerie.

Freedom

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Anons how to into HGH, steroids, performance enhancing drugs, and etc?
I can't find them on alie search.

is there rly some holiday going on or are they tryna bypass my dispute time?

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how to deal with import anxiety??

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Found some HGH on alibaba. Which one is safe, and made from live humans?

they're safer to buy in your country
southernsarms is great if you're interested in the stuff they sell (ignore evolutionary.org sarms1 shills, their solvent burns your throat and kills your appetite)

Do you really want chinkshit growth hormone in your blood, like that shit is forever user, you can't open up a dispute and have your tainted blood corrected.

Why are you so insecure user

I didn't know that I could buy these in my country, or at least buy real HGH for cheap.
>Do you really want chinkshit growth hormone in your blood,
As long as it's the good version that wasn't synthesized from corpses. It doesn't have to be chinkshit as long as it's cheap, and works.

I'm secure enough to use HGH. I don't compete in a amateur, or professionally, or plan to in the future, so I don't see why I shouldn't use HGH.

why do you need steroids. what kind a cuck are you?

Jow Forums is leaking out into Jow Forums, we'll need to build a wall

Alibaba.com
Search
>Adrenochrome
It's available. Oh shit bois. How do you get high from this?

Anyone able to suggest a good mp3 player with lossless audio and an SD/Micro SD expansion slot. I want it to be sturdy and have a decent battery.

chinese new year isn't supposed to start until 5 february, and only some sellers take long vacations during this time

I've plateaued. My goal is to be able to slice people in half with a roundhouse kick, but genetics is getting in the way.

go to your local gym, find the biggest guy, and ask him where to get steroids

But user I'm that guy.

good recent buys

>soldering set
aliexpress.com/item/220V-60W-Portable-Electric-Soldering-Iron-Adjustable-Temperature-Solder-Iron-5pcs-Tips-Welding-Repair-Tool-kit/32815385816.html

>electronic components tester
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Latest-LCR-T4-ESR-Meter-Transistor-Tester-Diode-Triode-Capacitance-Mos-Mega328-Transistor-Tester-CASE/32788437678.html

We have like 3 old pistol grip solder irons, ancient shits that kinda worked when needed, but spending just few € got me whole complete set with everything having its place and working great. From soldering iron with lot of tips that heats up quickly and to high enough temps to melt everything, to a nice small suction pump

Then theres electronic component tester, assembly required and the 9V battery barely fits, but it works, it really shows transistors and diods and capacitors and resitors... there are cheaper versions without a case but its worth few extra € as you dont want to worry about it

planing to fix few monitors that have issues, few have the classic "2 sec to black" but unfortunately just replacing caps was not enough so far

also ordered flux pen applicator, will see how it will be in a month or so
aliexpress.com/item/951-10ml-13cm-Soldering-Rosin-Flux-Pen-Low-Solid-Non-clean-For-Kester-Soldering-Solar-Panel/32908270559.html

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This isn’t Jow Forums at all, this is keeping literal shills out of Jow Forums. They could buy ads if they want to.

Pretty nice, though I'm surprised that cheapo iron is an upgrade.

Might also get a flux pen.

Pocophone F1 6/128 (300 EUR) or Mi A2 4/64 (170 EUR)?

4000 mAh > 3000 mAh

Headphone jack > no headphone jack

house shoe recommendations?

based. is wr1200js the new /csg/ meme router?
good enough?

I have it as a dumb ap main router is an AMD E-350 running opnsense

the seller from your link is away. anywhere else to buy that router from?

Remember that iToddlers in China are extremely poor. cnet.com/news/iphone-users-are-part-of-the-invisible-poor-in-china-report-says/

chinese new year.
not everyone is willing to run an x86 router. too advance for someone's needs. openwrt looks fine to me.

chinese new year
Sorry, I misread you earlier, just woke up, nice setup.

enjoy your house fire

Redpill me on chink shit, is the fun from gambling or getting good offbrand shit?

Ive ordered 37 things off of aliexpress and ive only been chinked once and it was my own doing by not reading the description and picking the wrong option. I still got the item it just wasn't the one I wanted.

It seems to be working fine I don't think you can find much that supports openwrt and has AC for the same price

yeah, only mt76 has an opensource driver for 5GHz AC wifi.

Looking for good and durable MMCX cable, preferably with mic included but not really necessary.

WHY ARE THESE SO EXPENSIVE
REEEEEEEEE

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are those tourniquets?

I found one for $13. Can't vouch for quality though. I assume you're complaining about the ~$20 ones and not the real deal.
aliexpress.com/item/Get-The-Strap/32961337255.html
Immitation of a Nato watch strap given to French Marines or some shit

> 2018
> still using headphone jack instead of bluetooth

kek

o i am laffin at this image, my postman fucking hates me as a result of chink shit

wireless is a meme

guess i'll wait then.

Check out what Ali suggests I search for when I load the website.

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Just get comply foams, everything else breaks in a week or is uncomfortable and irritating. Expensive but worth.

> Mi Note 6 Pro

unironically a good chink shit

>alitools
wtf nigga u got a virus

Bought this sennheiser mmcx cable for my tin t2s because I don't like the long plug and these don't tangle as much, would recommend.

OOTDTY Headphone Cables Cord MMCX Cable for Shure SE215 SE315 SE535 SE846 Earphones

>installing a toolbar malware

This is more of an /o/ thing but since i got it on aliexpress i guess I should post this here. Bought a Tactrix OpenPort, used for vehicle diagnostic and vehicle tuning for $21.97 using the new account $3 coupon. Ordered it on January 6 and I received it on the 16th. It came with the Tactrix itself, a sufficiently long mini usb cable, and four CD's containing the drivers for the Tactrix, the ECUFlash software, several versions of Toyota's Techstream diagnostic software and several diagnostic programs for Jaguar/Land Rover vehicles. I hooked it up to my Subaru to test it out using RomRaider and confirmed it worked.

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Got myself a flag

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*kicks ur balls*

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*kisses ur balls*

I'm looking for
>coiled type C cables
>blank single keycaps
>a durable black mousepad without carcinogen chinkprints
>a nylon/canvas shoulder bag big enough for a tablet
Open to suggestions.

Incidentally, are we ever gonna see an updated infographic?

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my KZ ATE anti-twist-thingie near the headphone jack is starting to shit the bed. I'm not sure what proper replacement jack am I to order, help appreciated.

thx

>blank single keycaps
what for?
aliexpress.com/item/xda-blank-convex-spacebar-grey-1-75u-2u-2-25u-2-75u-3u-4-5u-5/32827099386.html
kbdfans.cn/collections/cherry-profile/products/enjoypbt-pbt-iso-4key

>what for?
More specifically, I want a blank red R4 for my Esc because I'm a meme loving cock gobbler.

you might want to go for a full keycap set (i recommend cherry profile) for $20-25 or so rather than spending $3-5 or so on a single keycap. or ask sellers if they can sell you the keycap you want (they can probably get spares).

aliexpress.com/item/dolch-color-pbt-keycaps-oem-cherry-profile-red-esc-108keys-for-usb-wried-mechanical-keyboard/32813764087.html

Nice black people housing project faggot.

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So,
wr1200js vs lenovo newifi d2 (refurb), they get mentioned a lot lately. Can we/someone knowledgeable, maybe router user make a short list +/- or when should you get which one ? Maybe in a pastebin, so we can refer later. I am torn between them myself, already asked in prev thread, but can't make my mind up.

thx

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I know this is going to sound bullshit, but I'm in need of a small video camera that has built-in storage, that I can quickly take the files off via USB, the style you'd see in a spy movie or some shit.
Preferably one with a shirt button looking clip.
The part that'll sound bullshit is that I was hoping to use it for a meeting at a company I probably shouldn't be recording, but want to any way.
It'll also come in handy for job interviews, so I can review how I or others went, without just having my phone in my pocket recording, or just whipping out a lav or something.

>order fairly inexpensive (~$20 USD) power bank (~10,000mAh advertised)
>period of time in which it was supposed to arrive ends
>ask about it
>seller says to check with local tracking
>check
>nothing from them
>tell seller
>say they can't do anything
>dispute
>ends up being successful and I get a full refund
>few days later
>it arrives
How long until the Chinese mafia arrive?
When should I get a friend to baby sit my doggo?

It seems to suggest searches that other people made, possibly related to your searches. I had Russian words pop up a couple times.

Just ordered the KZ ZSN's because my ATE's fell apart. Are they any good/better than the ATE's?

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What about something a little less "spy" and a little more "modern wank"
aliexpress.com/item/LEMFO-Bluetooth-Smart-Watch-Men-Q18-With-Touch-Screen-Big-Battery-Support-TF-Sim-Card-Camera/32862038594.html

>local post holding my items for 20 days

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i'll hold you for 20 days

I think this is /csg/ related and also hilarious.

youtube.com/watch?v=SB62AfXLEHY