What buzzwords get you triggered Jow Forums?

m i n i m a l i s t i c
e l e g a n t

Yep, blockchain tops my list too. It's the new "Blue Ocean"-like corporate buzzwords that excite old fart management trying to be hip

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Found this gem in one of our offices.

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agile software development

all
of
them

mainframe

>[not engineering] engineer

Delight
Agile
Scrum Master
"Tech"
Digital
Accelerator
Fireside chat
Huddle

>Internet of things
>Artificial Intelligence
>Cloud-based

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Boipussy

>surfing the web
>double you double you double you dot
>cyberspace
>information superhighway
>Linux
>distro

Agile (I think of athletes in business suits every time I hear this one)
Serverless (plain lying)
Military-grade encryption (any cipher that is not military-grade is worthless)

>she
>her
>coc

Thanks I puked from the eyes

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Missed opportunity to use the word synergies in that pile of buzzwords

I too get triggered at words that do not exist

"Real talk" that really grinds my gears

why are you incels like this?

>incels
Meh they don't trigger me but at the very least a vocal minority of Jow Forums is obsessed with trannies so usually gets them riled up.

>disruptive

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devops
full-stack
diversity

India

"coding"
Just call it programming. "Coding" sounds like 1337 try hard gamer shit.

I'm an adult so words nor anything can "trigger" me.
Life already took my soul, and you need one to feel things.

Container Orchestration
Kubernetes
Service Mesh

Cloud

>incel
Everytime.

> pic related

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blockchain
devops
agile
machine learning
deep learning
big data
data scientist
cloud computing
aws/azure
coding

>Life already took my soul, and you need one to feel things.
based doomer

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Software
>"Engineer"
Massive yikes

App

>Software
:D
>...as a service
D:

d e l i g h t

AI is the only buzzword that actually bothers me.

When did this anti-'coding' meme start? People have used the term 'coding' to mean programming long before Jow Forums.

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alt-right

ISP provider

The only thing that triggers me is "go back to Jow Forums" i dont even lurk Jow Forums yet you fucking kikes tell me to go there.

go back to Jow Forums

Why you do this?

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You were asking for it

hdr

>big data

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>logical increments

>tempered
>aesthetic
>user experience
>cloud
>Retina
>innovative
>industry leading
>Apple

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>harder daddy
Those bitches calling you their father make me puck.
I usually reply "ok little . Drink your milk and daddy will pound you before you go to sleep"

>Coding
Found the buzzfeed opinion editor.

agile
saas

Forgot to add.

Anyone else fucking hate the front facing phone cameras are commercially labeled as "Selfie Camera" now?

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what's wrong with the word tempered user

Tactical solution
Working session
Sprint 0
Productionalize
Continuous deployment
User stories

Any phrase that contains "code", "coder" or "coding" in it. Like "code artisan", "coding rockstar", "wholesome coder", etc.

JAVASCRIPT NINJA

SQL JEDI

AGILE PROJECT MANAGEMENT GURU

HTML ARTISAN

CSS KING

>"wholesome coder"
The fuck?!!!! Oh shit, Topkek!
Imma start saying that shit at work just to see how many douche-bags start repeating it!

These piss me off too. Also checked.

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>let's touch base

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The fuck, "workstation" is not a buzzword.

Such as "Office Hygiene Engineer"? And no, I didn't made that up.

I- (insert whatever)

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Data science and machine learning is an actually useful thing boomers can't accept because of their ego and ignorance
t. data scientist

muhh kubernetes
muhh laptop stickers

>baseball analogies

>rockstar
>ninja

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>artisan

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ssd
computer
programming
laptop
desktop
server

GNU/Linux

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>the cloud
>devops
>AI
>smart
>stack
>coder
>linux box
>machine
>touch base
>ping me
>agile
>nimble
>crypto
>quantum
>lightweight
>techie
>deploy
>flexible
>open-source
>streamline
>repo
>secure
>javascript

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based
remain
dev
developer
code of conduct

>computer science
telling a stupid computer how to do math is not science
also:
>machine learning
>data science
>emotional intelligence
>NPC
>Artificial intelligence

Not like you hear this in real life

>Scrum Master
reeeeeee

user, you're fired

revolutionary

>telling a stupid computer how to do math is not science
user, I...

>touching base
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's used way too much for goddamn everything, even for colour schemes on laptops/phones, just so overused and pointless.

>Nokia 8 tempered blue
>tempered steel

>Cyber security
>Any social media or messaging platform mining and selling user data/spying on users e.g. Facebook, Discord

w-what does t-t-touching b-base mean?

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Meeting on meatspace

Tinfoil

my ninja

>cybersecurity
I used to hate this word, but I've come to like it for some reason. Threat hunting, pentesting don't really fall under the category of "IT security".

>le internet police face

>tech
>techy
>synergy
>cloud
>web scale
>it whizz/guru

society

The word itself doesn’t bother me. It’s when people claim that social media & messaging apps spying on users and selling their data isn’t problematic or contradictory to cybersecurity because dAtZ nAwT wUt CyBeRsEcUrItY iZ

programming """""language"""""

normally i don't give a shit but boy oh boy does the word 'kino' trigger me.

how new are you?

Unix/Linux

why is everyone saying this?