Be me, kissless virgin about to be 22

how can a blowjob be disappointing
you just tell her to keep sucking it and apply some suction to the head, then she deepthroats you and you cum
jesus how hard is it

hey, i'm also about to be 22 & a KV.

before I make the same mistake OP did, what should I do? (besides installing gentoo)

Not a big deal but you are an idiot and you are throwing away money which makes me angry. If I got a hooker I'd make her do degrading shit. BDSM or some roleplaying. Then cum in 5 minutes.
You're paying for the whole hour. Use all of it.

>giving up on wizardhood at such an early age
What a faggot.

I can suck anyone off and get them to cum within 3 minutes flat, I did this once too because some dude bet me I couldn't get him off and basically he went from 1 inch limp to full mast in my mouth and came and groaned like an animal
I have magic lips you see

Talk to women. Be yourself (so long as you arent some r9k type) and stop being ugly.

If laptop is < 4gb ram and kinda low end: lubuntu
Else
kubintu

also yeah sex is overrated, Discovered /ona/ general two years ago, gave up on wummin ever since. I will die alone and sad but that's ok.

Go for the high score

Ask the hooker to install gentoo while you fuck her.

Sounds like you might be gay

i use arch btw

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i wont exploit people just because i pay them. Same as i wont go to shop and insult cashier for being stupid, its not her fault. Its fault of her parents and inhuman system in which we live. Technology and capitalism are mistakes

you should become a journalist

stfu faggot

Sex feels amazing when you love the person
I'm trying manjarno kde, because if the memes

Wrong

Install Slackware

kubuntu if not arch

this is why I love frogposters

>stop being ugly
might as well stop being poor and stop being non-white

How did this thread escape Jow Forums and got stranded on Jow Forums

>Sex feels amazing when you love the person
>tfw I've only loved a single girl in my entire life
>tfw I will never experience that feel

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Sex is the most overrated thing in the world.
It's good until you cum, then I have an urge to kill the girl.
Programming is literally 1000% more satisfying.

not fucking a women won't kill you
sex partner is just material thing

Congrats, user! You now know that sex is utterly worthless. Don't be disappointed with the experience. Instead, realize that your mental chains have been broken. Stop being a beta. Never let a woman put your balls in her purse ever again. Go get fit and go outside. Go do things that are fun. Meet new friends.

Here are the best hobbies:

>camping
>cooking
>black powder weapons
>homebrewing
>painting nature scenes
>woodworking
>low level programming
>restoring retro computers

Start by making some mead. It's cheap and easy and hard to fuck it up. There's nothing better than a big, fresh, piping hot steak with a tall glass of mead you made yourself.

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What happened to her user

Did you go to the hooker's place or did she go to yours?

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>all these pseudo virgins saying sex is overrated or only good if you love the person
c r i n g e

the key to good sex is mutual attraction and relaxation. you will never have good sex if you aren't have no self-confidence, if you even get that far

anyway Jow Forums is such a shit board jesus christ

turned out to be a really feminine guy

I've never fell in love. Is something wrong with me?

>aren't have
this is your brain in pre marital sex

Atleast you got sex and a kiss, I dont want to take the risk of getting something I dont need

Based and redpilled

Unrequited

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based

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based hobbyist

I suggest moving on then, try to get to know a different girl
you won't if there someone else who'd suit you if you don't look

getting fit is not fun. It's suffering

>in
fuck off pot you nigger

Fucking gay faggot

>black powder
>homebrewing
>painting
>retro computers

>fucking mead and steak

REDDIT get ye gone

Too late
I've interacted with plenty of girls since then, none have made me feel that way. I'm too old now

Don't give up. Next year you'll be 17 and the world will look so different.

See
You're meant to have sex with someone you actually care about and like to be around for reasons other than sex. You're doing it wrong.

Damn you sound alpha as fuck based pepe dude.

Not even bully.

>You're meant to have sex with someone you actually care about and like to be around for reasons other than sex. You're doing it wrong.
no u

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Married 14 years here, it gets better and better. Think about your favorite keyboard and how good you are with it.

Maybe if you're fat.

Nah, next year I will be 25, and the world will look as dull as ever

19.5bmi here. I hate working out

Fat cope.

It's only suffering if you're natty
You know that to do

Lose some weight.

Improve yourself in ways you'd like to and people will notice like pretty girls

lubuntu

just grab a fire axe and split the skulls of some of your work colleagues

you are correct but will be called a commie by some braindead drone regardless

JUST BEE YOURSELF BRAH

Mods are asleep, post feet

what's with the shortage of mods, I swear there's like 2 or 3

No one posted their triggerwords yet.
Getting banned here is easier than on the other boards

It's just the one with the spam filter.

mate

>>Be me, kissless virgin about to be 22
Cool, come back when you become an adult at 25+. At your age, you're still a kid and still think just like one.

>before I make the same mistake OP did, what should I do?
Reach adulthood, at that age your brain is still developing.

Without any emotional connection, sex is pretty much fapping, but using someone else's body instead of your hand

> >Disappointing sex, cum
At least you came. But, you know, since you didn't feel anything towards that woman, I'm surprised you got it hard for long enough time.

you forgot
>grooming your quirky facial hair
>amassing a fine collection of fedoras

Sup OP, you have be beat

I drove 18 hours to get my first kiss from a 16yo Jow Forums celebrity when I was 25. Crashed before I got there and broke both my hands, lost about 1000btc. All for a kiss.

I did end up barebacking her for like 4 days straight and getting arrested, and I'll never forget it ever, but I could have had millions instead.

32, haven't had gf or a date, have had sex with 29 women.

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and you forgot to go to Reddit instead of here

> lost about 1000btc
How?

how fucking hard is it to just ask a girl out
i cant believe how retarded and autistic some of you fuckers are just fucking ask a girl out

KDE neon guy is correct, it uses the same packages as Ubuntu but you'll get a bleeding-edge KDE experience.

Though that is a weird question, since Lubuntu is supposed to be super light while Kubuntu spares no resources to provide a better DE. If your laptop isn't super shitty just go with Kubuntu/KDE neon because KDE looks good.

Im guessing he is an American and he sold them for medical expenses.

Asking a girl out is easy. Not getting rejected and convincing her to fuck you is a different matter though.
Not a virgin here, but I realize I'm lucky to have good looks at least and that it's tough for some guys out there, nowadays bitches can have their pick and ignore the bottom 50-80% since there's no patriarchy to keep them in check.

I've had 3 girlfriends and it's been horrible. Sure I'd like some puss before I die but I can't be bothered.

>Not getting rejected and convincing her to fuck you is a different matter though
thats not true you autist
unless youre the fucking elephant man you have a decent chance with almost every girl if you act like a normal human being

the problem is that you faggots can only talk about linux and your favourite IDE which turns pussy completely dry

I don't know how should I do that to not look bad. I mean, I'm buffed, but muscles don't make Jow Forumstards any less autistic and, uhh. FOr example, the last time I spoke with that girl, she told something like "oh no, I should be able to lock myself inside! Didn't you watch horrors before?" and I replied "It is interesting that you even consider the possibility of being a heroine of a horror". Mind you, that did came out naturally, I didn't think about that sentence and in retrospect it looks kinda assburger for a casual conversation.
To sum that up, this is Jow Forums and "just do it" mentality is pointless here. I'm out to the bed.

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i have a steady relationship now for over 2 years but it took a couple of attempts

you will ALWAYS look and feel stupid the first time you ask a girl out but thats something you need to overcome, the important thing is that you need to learn how to show interest in a girl in a subtle way and you need to learn how to flirt

i am here to give advice to anyone who needs it, i can also give PHP advice since i am fucking pro at Laravel

Damn, sell me on Laravel. I'm a foundation guy.

I know that is a larp since you are a pro at php.

Soon.

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What are you using it for? Do you already have lubuntu on your first laptop? if so install kubuntu

kde neon

Fedora

fedora

It's because she was a hooker.
Don't go down that road user. I've been there and it sucks. Sex with a hooker is not even real sex.
When you get a girlfriend you will understand. It's not just about the sex, it's about love and romance and intimacy.
I know this sounds corny but it's true and when you are in love sex is so much better as well.
Good luck to you I am sure you will find someone. Just don't waste your time with hookers. They are not worth it and keep you from finding somebody special.

>sex is great user!
>I mean sex with someone you love not hookers!
>No I actually mean someone you really love not that girlfriend!
>Yes I know that bitch ruined your life but you have to keep trying!

You are a enourmous faggot, chasing a carrot in a treadmill

Save your money and get a high class escort that offers GFE experience. Sounds like OP fucked some cheap backpage hooker that's just there to be used as a 15 minute cock receptacle rather than provide any intimacy (even if feigned).

Oh, and if you actually don't want a hooker, your only option is shotgun approach. Have to ask out as many women as possible, and be realistic about your standards. How unattractive are you?

This. If you have a big dick you can just send it to 20 girls and say "wanna fuck". Eventually you'll get some girl that says "i need that cock inside me" and that's that.

Used it for a long distance motorcycle to see her. I sold 1000 at $5.