>be american
>get shot
Be american
Alexander Cruz
Julian Young
>live in romania
>what do you mean pickpocketing isn't a valid source of income
Zachary Sanchez
based
Gavin Williams
be romanaian
be gypsy
Colton Smith
>Be Romania
>Live with dracula
Blake Gomez
>live in america
>gets fat
>goes through walmart in a fat wheelchair
>goes out
>gets shot
Gavin Cruz
>be romanian
>get shanked in the street
>gypsies pickpocket your organs
>what do you mean i can't pickpocket my liver back oh fug XDDDDDDD
Liam Bennett
>be american
>bunch of niggers come to you
>"AYO MAN GIVE US UR MONEY CUZ"
>"i-i don't have any money"
>gets shot
Jordan Wright
BASED
Hudson Brown
We wuz Byzantines and shieet
Julian Cox
we wuz romans n shiet
>be jewish
>steal palestinian land
worse than a gypsy tbqh famalam
Dylan Brooks
MOSCOW- THIRD ROME
Ryder Reed
based romania
James Brooks
Shiiet u is right den amerika is da foruth rome
Jace Reed
Nah america is the second ottoman empire
Camden Wood
Stfu then Russia is the second USSR
Jack Cruz
Benjamin Flores
It's time to secure the future of the USSR
Noah Hughes
based
Grayson Diaz
>be american
>get shot
>befriend shootist
Kayden Brown
jk honest abe
I am actually a fascist
Asher Roberts
pol guy is that you?
Oliver Roberts
PUTIN RETIRED
Justin Allen
>American Police
>Shoot and kill
>Good
Colton Thomas
No I am just a philosopher king style fascist. My ideology is a little more feasible than Jow Forums's ideas
Easton Miller
is that really why your cunt is called Romania?
Jacob Lopez
yes because we wuz romans
Jaxson Perez
U wuz barbarians in the civilised world's eyes
Samuel Taylor
thats not feasible either
Ryan Martin
but i feared for my life
Carter Hernandez
benevolent dictatorships have worked historically. The problem has been how to choose a successor
Brayden Powell
racist
Caleb Reyes
Hunter Cox
Luke Cooper
>be brazilian
>get poor, unemployed, robbed and shot
Michael Ward
Ian James
Jonathan Myers
Camden Wilson
hheeehuhuhuhu heya.
need healz?
Brayden Stewart
Real americans don't die from getting shot once.
Most of us grow up building an immunity to bullets so that when we shoot up a school it'll take more than one cop with a handgun to stop it.
Connor Martin
oh dear..
Angel Nelson
>be american
>shoot up school
>finished
>points gun to himself
>gets shot
>cops arrive
>sees your dead body
>gets shot again
Owen Peterson
>be american
>get kot id
Jayden Hill
no chance burger
Kevin Wood
>be romanian
>steal
>gets stabbed
Colton Clark
>be romanian
>be romanian