What the fuck is an Agile™ environment
What the fuck is an Agile™ environment
Nathan Cox
Oliver Ramirez
corporate jargon
Kayden Moore
corporate buzzword for a team with two week cycles
Kevin Powell
based hivemind posters
So I should just lie and say I have worked in them before
Isaiah Clark
Newspeak for management
Made to make believe manchild code monkeys that they are free and not under a hierarchy
David Morales
>kyösti pöysti apustaja
eii vittu nyt on harvinaisuukseja tarjolla
Oliver Mitchell
It's nothing new really.
Julian Ward
Indeed.
Cameron Collins
pls translate this image for me
Hunter Foster
Only after you've looked them up, there's a boat load of associated jargon.
You need to be able to talk like you know shit like user stories and sprints and burn downs and velocity. They're all just buzzwords for simple concepts.
Tyler Barnes
*knock knock*
Hahahah retard (but misspelled) hahahha
Ian Sullivan
Thanks finnbro
Angel Robinson
Alright cheers anons
Isaac James
why would a man do "burn downs" and "user stories" instead of killing themselves ?
Jaxson Hill
Agile is not a trade mark, you autistic moron.
Matthew Martinez
Whatever happened to just let me work?
Josiah Lee
To figure out how productive your team is and to record project requirements from each involved party. The former is pretty much abstract bs that you have to put a lot of work into to make it just somewhat useful, but understanding and deriving requirements is the most important thing for any project.
Jack Jackson
>Agile™ is not a trade mark, you autistic moron.
The irony.
Also fixed™
Ayden Richardson
No one knows, not even those who claim they do it.
Jordan Allen
Don't project
Variations and interpretations do not mean there's a misunderstanding. Projects that aren't the same shouldn't be managed the same.
Jonathan Sanders
If you can't explain a concept simply, you have not understood it well.