Hey, Jow Forums, have you ever left your country?

Hey, Jow Forums, have you ever left your country?

I sure as hell haven't.

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yes

yeah

Is this a Minecraft hunger games map?

Yeah I went to France

Lots of times.

yes

Typical Brit. You've probably been to Mallorca, Magaluf & Benidorm too.

Nah just France, I'm not exotic enough for Spain

>exotic
>benidorm

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Meaning you're too embarrassed to sunbathe by the pool or beach with your top off :^)

Ive been to Mexico, Cayman Islands(i was surprised its british territory), and Belize. My family like to go on vacation cruises in the gulf of mexico. They're pretty cheap.

You can't even visit Ireland or something?

several times. what keeps you on your island?

Chile

I went to Afghanistan once. And it was really shitty

I flew over your country on my way to the U.K. It looked brown and depressing this summer

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Oh so it looked just like your mum. Good to know.

military? or mohammed going back on a holy pilgrimage to fuck goats in the desert like his ancestors?

no my mother looked like a lobster this summer when we went to Florida

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So your mum is a fat brown crustacean?

Yeah I was in the military. If it wasn't for that I never would have went

basically like most Australians so yeah

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nah mate our mums are kangaroos

What’s that flag

A few times, yeah.

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wait so your mums are abbos that is nasty. I bet they nurse you guys on Victoria Bitter

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No you illiterate faggot our aunts are abbos our mums are roos. Grow a brain amerimutt.

same

I am not an amerimutt my ancestors are proud anglos

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>i has me white heritage xd i white xdd
lol mutt

Yep

at least I am 0% abbo and 100% american

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>100% american
more like 56% white

also a 100% white
I gave the Chinese government my DNA

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>mess of euro heritage
>2% iberian

yes

they refined it so actually I am 100% northern European you aussie mutt

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2% sandnigger

aussies can't do math

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No, I haven't left my country ever.

been to UK, Paris and mexico