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gearbest.com/laptops/pp_647765.html
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lolis

Post thicc from alipic

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how do i buy sand

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?yteixna tropmi htiw laed ot woH

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will there be a sale after chink new year?

>being racist so close to Chinese new year

You guys have no chill

anniversary sale in late march

i need a 4 AA/AAA charger for my rewrapped eneloops from amazonbasics. don't care about power bank function. what do? liitokala lii-500? lii-402?

Are external hard drives ever worth it on aliexpress?

>Dear friends, we apologize for the delay, please contact your post office to see if the package is not being held. If not then reply in 7 days to this email to reship the product.
>7 days from now it is going to be a holiday there
I am already chinked aren't I?

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

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Please recommend me a non housefire usb hub, preferably works with 3.0

Yeah your fucked. What did you buy?

Cancer headphones

What was the price.

>make a dispute
>want 5$ refund
>seller wants to do it through paypal, setting up various loopholes to avoid paying me
>eventually aliexpress steps in with 7.33$ proposal
>the seller changes his proposal to 5$
Should I assume that chinks are the worst scum and just take the highest proposal or should I treat them as people and take the discussed 5$ (which I'm pretty sure the seller tried to dodge)?

$7

300 taco pesos, which at the current exchange rate is probably 2 USD.
Not really, it was 20 USD

thanks, I can't wait so long for such small things...
(comply tips and xbox controller joysticks caps)

Yep

Does anti-communist posting actually make an impact on thread activity?

Bought this for keks. Gonna display it at my desk at work.
Not American, so I'm not expecting drama, but the reactions will hopefully still be fun.

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>inb4 reported to HR

Recommend me a cheap backpack that won't shit the bed. /csg/. All the ones I've bought recently tore on me right away

I think it's rather that most people are broke at this time of the month

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Whichever one has the best controller and case construction. Replace the switches with BOX Jade/Navy. If tactile, BOX Royal. If linear, kys.

So, I just got my Mixza SD...
But no a Shark one, damn :(

4 of my Nendoroids are supposed to be to my house by tomorrow. They haven't even gotten to the US yet.
Should I just instantly bitch and put in a request and get some money back? Each one cost somewhere between $10-$15.

>hownewru

guys I need a cheap but functional wireless dac (or just some "wierless adapter").
>bluetooth
>3.4 jack
>usb would be nice desu
>replacable 18650 battery would make it perfect

How much are you willing to spend?

>be me
>order a laptop from goybest
>laptop arrives later than it should
>film the unboxing and first boot
>laptop keeps hissing from left speaker
>contact PayPal and ask for half of the price of the laptop to be refunded
>escalate the conflict
>PayPal asks to send the laptop back
>send it back and post the tracking number
>the post returns the laptop because they don't want to ship anything with a battery
>well fuck
>get half of the money refunded anyway
>open laptop and cut the wire powering the left speaker
>use my small Bluetooth speaker that is better than the laptop speaker anyway or just use headphones.

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So my 3 pairs of foam ear buds arrived, can you spot the fuck up?
Is it worth complaining?

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Anyone ever sent the Tiananmen square massacre copypasta straight to a seller?

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Suck a dick

>not american

no more than 15 dollas, it's for everyday use not camping or anyhting like that

Its over your budget but I bought this the other day it feels like its good quality amazon.com/gp/product/B01MU1Y9Z5/

so uhh bluetooth receiver or transmitter? Ugreen has those and they are decent, although transmitter is usb powered(no battery) and receiver has tiny battery(4-5h battery life). Both has aptX support too.

Dear friend, please understand

chinking the chinks: the best pasttime

You won't get anything of any quality from anywhere for $15, double your budget and then you might find something OK

It is chinee new yearr, plee bee patien an weit for post office to ship agen

receiver
I'd prefer something with replaceable battery.
I'm fedup with usbc-jack adapters :<

aliexpress.com/item/Sale-shy-frog-sexy-hipster-Girls-cotton-Panties-for-women-underwear-Thong-G-String-Briefs-Tangas/32814127539.html
which ons of you is selling ^^^ one
I'd buy it if it wasn't for 1488 price

so what?

post model / link

Alright, call me a faggot, I don't care, but I want to start streaming games on Twitch.

I've acquired a cheap lapel microphone from aliexpress (it's even in the infographic), but unless I turn the game volume down (audible, but pretty low), the mic picks it up.

The sound from the mic isn't terrible, just some pops occasionally, but I wish for a better solution.

So, are headphones with microphones included any good? If so, which?

If not, is it better then to have a headphone and a desk microphone? If so, which? The mics in the infographic require a separate power source, which sucks.

I'm looking for cheap solutions - third world tier, so "just buy x product that costs little but only on amazon on first world stores" won't help.

No I understand. I just don't really care about Chink New Year. Regardless of the timing, the estimated delivery date is tomorrow.

Get the Fifine K669 or the NW-3U. Those are USB powered, so no power phantom or other audio shanenigans are needed.

Dear, please.

gearbest.com/laptops/pp_647765.html mine came with defective speaker so I wouldn't recommend it

thanks

so for headphones, do I follow the infographic?

just wanted to take a look at brand, specs, etc.

How is the build quality (apart from the speaker problem)?

Yeah. Don't forget to buy some sound foam if you really want to keep the echoes out

That, or just put up a heavy blanket behind your head.

This meme isn't funny, it doesn't even make sense, and you're a fucking spastic.

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It's fine I quess for the price. It has aluminium case so that feels kind of premium I suppose.

This is turning into quite an investment (for my poor wallet).

Thanks for the tips, user.

Proper sound is difficult to get for cheap.

Btw, do you stream?

7, chinks arnt human enough. they wouldnt do the same for you.

newfag gets undeserved dubs

I do not, but I dabbled in sound recording for some sim adventures.

Weak meme. Just search for it on .cn domain and you'll see those are mention on shitton of chink govt sites it's only in the west it's called massacre and in China demonstrations. No one really knows how many casualties where there, my guesstimate is not more than on average hamburger country music concert.

y/n

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What do you have to lose, other than a bit of money?

like 2 or 3 weeks of not knowing whether my SD card is likely to work or not

That's the spirit of /csg/, newfag.

cool

Thanks again, user. If I go ahead with this I'll be sure to mention it in a future thread.

I have the regular (non shark version) and it works just fine but with these things it's always a gamble

i just want to know if anyone else got one of these since they are a popular chinese product. calm your tits user. many if not most 128gb micro SD cards are fake.

>but unless I turn the game volume down (audible, but pretty low), the mic picks it up.
It picks audio from speakers or headphones? If former, why not use headphones?

is it 128 gigs?

Speakers, yeah. Don't have headphones, but will acquire one. Taking a look at the infographic right now.

Yes

Looking for school girl costume for wife. Any recommendations?

Also links to reviews of similar with user pics (porn)?

>for wife
don't lie to us user

I'm looking for one for myself if I find anything decent I'll paste the link

If you want to keep it cheap initially then just use the lapel mic + some decent cheap (~$30) headphones like one of the Superlux headphones or Oneodio Studio Pro's.

Got my watch today pretry good

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Which one should i buy?

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Get an actual blouse to replace the meme thing and you're set, there's images of some cute girls in the reviews and one guy who also bought it for his "wife"

Huawei honor
Or
One plus 6

>pretry
pretty

Mixza are safe to buy. I've been in these threads since early 2016, anons must have bought hundreds of Mixza cards during that time, and I can remember only 1-2 genuine cases where someone got a defective card (ignoring the ones where people faked the test failing by pulling the card out early). I've got two Mixza cards myself bought in 2016 that are still working fine. Just order from the official Mixza store on Aliexpress and you won't have to worry about getting a fake (though most of the fake MicroSD cards are name brand ones like Samsung or SanDisk anyway).

Pocophone

thanks, user.

this might be a better start, I don't even know if this will work out. I'm quite shy.

Nice watch, gay bracelet though.

Holy shit, cute.

Yeah I'm going to get it and a couple other sets, they fall apart super quick but that just means you don't have to worry about ripping them while doing lewd things and can keep plenty of variety going

On a different topic any reccs for MSATA SSD's? the only manufacturer that comes up with numerous reviews and is also cheaper than buying in the west is kingspec who I've never heard of

>Please be gentle, this is my first time

I've had a couple things show up the last day of delivery date. Just wait

Thanks, what is the least gay bracelet?

the russians are at it again

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kingspec is fine

anyone have a link to pink mech keycaps with eng/rus or eng/jap? cant find any and ive been searching for like 10 minutes

also noticed that one, fucking Russians getting all the hot chicks

What kind of lewd things?

P O C O