Install firefox

dumb people deserve to be spied on

Lets be real: all browsers are botnet now, you can escape that.

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tor with real vpn is not a full botnet

>install chrome
>can't opt-out of Google botnet bullshit

>install safari
>can't opt-out of Apple botnet bullshit

>install yandex
>can't opt-out of Yandex botnet bullshit

>install IE
>....

The tracker blocking is redundant if you use the right filter lists in ublock origin, it just slows it.

Is Firefox the ultimate brainlet filter?

Well, it's not optimal, but at least you can do it.

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> afraid of botnet
> goes on Jow Forums

what? spit it out

>not even close to unjewgled
into the trash it goes.

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browser speed tests are one of the most retarded and pointless things that has come out of this millennium.

Both of these numbers are pathetic, user. What kind of toaster are you using?

i3 m370 + 8gb

>about:telemetry
>literally more data than i thought they can collect, and implying it is all
>Telemetry is collecting release data and upload is """""disabled""""".

icecat you mongoloid.

Safari has tracking prevention and it's also the most barebones browser.

spyware.neocities.org/articles/brave.html

>bitch about thing in firefox
>thing in firefox can easily be disabled
>it's not ACKSHUALLY disabled! you have to flip this other setting HERE to ACKSHUALLY disable it!
>dur hur software switches you don't KNOWWWW it's ACKSHUALLY disabled
>what is wireshark
>b-b-but what about the normies! the normies are too stupid to care about privacy or follow simple instructions!
>BRAVE_DUCKDUCKGO_SPAM.py

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Pozzilla tranny damage control

>but you can disable it!
That's true, but it's still a shitty dick move of Mozilla that makes me not trust them. If they cared about privacy, everything that transmitted any data in any form back to the mothership would be strictly opt-in, not opt-out. Privacy, like security, should be the default setting.

>there is shit smeared all over your food, but you can pick out most of it if you want to
Imagine being at a Mozilla restaurant

>but muh privacy, I don't want Google to know I watch pictures of lolis

>dur hur muh sjw's let's just deflect the focus to something irrelevant to the product itself and ignore the fact that it already applies to every single other web browser as well
Like clockwork.

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>you are wrong
>(posts link to proven satire website)
user, I…

>install chrome
>first things first: have to opt-out of Google botnet bullshit
>whoops nevermind, it is impossible to opt-out of Google botnet bullshit

>every single other web browser
not epiphany

It's pointless to focus on the official versions of platforms like Firefox and Chrome when there is a fork of one or the other that comes with whatever level of privacy you desire... Ungoogled Chromium is a nice compromise between functionality and privacy/security, and if you want autistically super fine-grained control over it you can slap Librefox configs into IceCat.

At the end of the day though, the Firefox *platform* gives you the best level of control over your privacy and security, this is indisputable. You can take a default Firefox installation and make it as secure as aforementioned IceCat+Librefox if you want to take the time to do so.

>install Ungoogled Chromium
>no botnet to opt out of

>LiterallyWho browser
Like clockwork.

So, what should we use?

newfag report in

Yes, but at least the option is available.

>obscure == bad
Sasuga NPC

>obscure =/= bad therefore obscure = good

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What am I supposed to tell people when they ask why I use Firefox instead of Chrome? When I say I don't want to be part of Google's botnet they just laugh.

Just say you always used it and are comfortable with it. If they are normal people they won't bother you further.

>install icecat
>just use it

I bet you're fat

redundancy = security

wew

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Say exactly that but just use different terms. "I don't accept Google's privacy policy". If they laugh, ask if they've read it, and if they know what it allows Google to do.

i many cases the vpn decreases privacy of tor, unless you trust it 100% and it's not hackable

>it's not ACKSHUALLY disabled! you have to flip this other setting HERE to ACKSHUALLY disable it!
but that's true though
about:config is about as shitty as CLI: obscurity through undocumented setting variety

Chromium
Chromium everywhere

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>We are building this infrastructure and mindset that would be perfect for a malicious despot to abuse, and the most ridiculous thing is that we are just doing it to serve ads

also got a 49 on firefox 60
also i wouldn't even call this a good benchmark, of course the kike browser is going to handle repeated, huge javascript actions faster. They're an entire corporation dedicated to pushing their own javascript engine, their own browser, their own protocols, and their own media platforms all of which they self-optimize for and have been repeatedly caught intentionally de-optimizing other rendering and javascript engines for. Saying "chrome does javascript faster" is utterly meaningless because of course it would be, they lie and cheat and monopolize to make sure everybody uses their engine and their javascript libraries and designs everything around working best on their browser.
If somebody at jewgle catches wind of this website they'll probably merge a sneaky commit to optimize chromium for the benchmark too.

If you don't see the fundamental problems of a monopolistic internet giant whose sole purpose is to collect information about you and now has the literal keys to the internet with their total browser, search, and free media dominance, then you're so stupid even an american public school wouldn't let you into their special ed program

What's the difference between Speedometer 1.0 and 2.0? On the former I get ~115, on the latter ~70.

>doesn't post unjewgled results
Sasuga.

theguardian.com/technology/2015/jun/23/google-eavesdropping-tool-installed-computers-without-permission

>install chrome/opera/yandex
>can't even opt out

>install anything chromium
>can't have privacy because leaked addons and screen size

>install Firefox
>have a completely private browser after spending less than 5 minutes tweaking it or importing a pre-made config

>just updating in background, waking from being killed on android to update adblock, have fake anti-fingerprinting and lie to people that it actually works, have a shit adblocker which needs to be replaced with uBlockOrigin
>WERKS
No

What's your point? The result depends on your hardware, but Firefox always scores lower than blink. That's a fact and I'm a Firefox shill.

>install firefox
>Have to spent 5 minutes to make the browser as private as mozilla, the champion of users and their privacy, implies it is

>check Wireshark
>no unwanted connections
>check fingerprinting
>"your browser is not unique, congrats"
Think what you want of Mozilla but they DID make their browser and it's engine as private as possible and they're the only browser devs that give a shit about privacy.

imagine being that deluded
Firefox is spyware, has ads integrated into it, pocket is a privacy nightmare.
It can be a perfect browser, but the opt-OUT process is very convoluted and requires about:config fiddling

Paid shill is paid

Use brave.

Top kek

That's not even the implication. You're just saying that to get attention.

If that were the case, then I'd reply to (You) in some witty fashion trying to dispel that notion.
Nope, one big happy family. :^)

Vivaldi > Brave

install ungoogled-chromium instead, it's easy. that is what I am using

is there a checklist that lists all the botnet features to opt out?
>telemetry
>experiments
>pocket
what else?

The ghacks user.js is pretty thorough. but you do have to go through the whole thing and decide which of the settings you want and which you don't.

This is a pain but I don't think it can really be made much easier, the file is filled with comments explaining what everything does and flagging the ones that might break stuff.

last windows release five months ago...

>Windows
>caring about privacy

Kek

I don't know much about webdev and this whole thing is intimidating.
Basically I backup my profile in .mozilla/firefox, replace it with the ghacks .default with a user.js fitting my level of autism?

Tbh I'd be copy pasting since I have no idea what I'm doing.

chromium.woolyss.com/

This is Jow Forums, if you are a fucking brainlet and cannot do about:config you shouldn't be fiddling with any browser except chrome

nah, you just put the user.js in your profile folder. If you want things to go back to the way they were, you remove it from that folder and restart FF.

all that the file is doing is setting about:config things. Firefox executes the user.js file at start up, all the user_pref() functions just twiddle settings like you could on the about:config page.

ok thanks

>Install windows
>Have to fight it to uninstall bloat and try to block tracking

>Install Ubuntu
>Have to uninstall a bunch of bloated packages

>Install debian
>Just need a handful of apps that I like (one command) and I'm ready to be productive
Is there anything more comfy than Debian/devuan? Protip: no.

>reply to post mentioning ungoogled chromium with a article about chromium
Is the above confusing for you also?

>right click and uninstall is a fight
Found the guy who hasn't used win 10. The de-bloat process takes less time than it does to install all of the extra software you need to make Win 7 usable. The Win 10 tracking is something literally no one cares about beyond this board

Best distro for broke ass niggas with 2006 software lmaoooooo

>Hurr Durr Firefox telemerty is bad because the base browsers has it
>Uses a Forked Chromium which has numerous security flaws

github.com/gorhill/uBO-Extra

>The company behind the technology understands how hostile its technology is to users, and thus tries to hide what is being done by making it difficult to investigate by detecting whether the browser's developer console is opened, and when it detects it is opened, it ceases completely to make use of the obfuscation mechanism. The developer console-detecting code works only for Chromium-based browsers however, and therefore the obfuscation technology is not used when using Firefox (a different web page is served for Firefox).

>browser speed tests
not really. there's sites like Jow Forums which is just a bunch of mostly static text formatted with some CSS. There's absolutely not point in doing a browser benchmark to get Jow Forums to "be faster" or load faster, it doesn't matter what browser you use. if you turn some of the default spying off then firefox is a fine choice for sites like this as well as news sites and things like that.

Now try logging into a site with lots of JavaScript and on-the-fly generated content like Tradingview. That's s site where you can look up charts for stocks and currencies and whatever and use tools to draw lines, fib levels and whatever on various time-frames. I've got a Ryzen 2600 and a RX580 and I seriously can't use Firefox on that site. It's just too slow. I use chromium for that site and a few more like it because it really is a whole lot faster. There's a big difference and it is really noticeable. I don't need a benchmark like
to tell me that - but those numbers really do reflect real world performance. They aren't meaningless.

>remove or gut 99% of useful extensions
>make it impossible for devs to do updates for quantum
>add more botnet and ads
Mozilla used to be rebel rock stars, what the fuck happened?

>that 80’s Oldsmobile speedo
What the fuck is wrong with people? Is it supposed to be ironic?

Thanks

>install chrome
>can't opt out at all

I always thought they got shittier because you guys along with Reddit and many other sites triggered the big guys of Mozilla and now they're fucking shit up and burning it all because no one really likes it anymore and they no longer give a shit.
But many people still use it because it is popular and it just werks on the surface.

Kinda like Debian, I don't know?

>american public school wouldn't let you into their special ed program

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>first things first: make sure your good ol' profile is in ~/.mozilla so you don't have to change anything

>opting-out manually
that is totally unacceptable. no wonder firecuck is losing users. a serious browser needs ti be per-configured to perfection, like chrome.

my time is important, so i don't have time to fuck around with settings. i want to be able to watch gay porn instantly, thank you very much.

boomers have to get it through their thick skulls that their counter-productive ways are getting in the way of progress. stop hanging on to these ancient concepts of "settings" and "doing things yourself" - it's the current year for black's sake...

>irony.exe

Hush, he need not learn the secret art of the charitable trust.

Is there any user.js that removes telemetry and unecessary stuff without completely breaking most websites?

how is that satire?

privacy and security is not the same thing or how my networking professor put it
>using tor is like going out in public wearing nothing but a motorcycle helmet with tinted glass

trust the furfags and install palemoon

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