So yeah I agree having a powerful PC is pretty neat but have you ever tried having a gf with massive milkers?

So yeah I agree having a powerful PC is pretty neat but have you ever tried having a gf with massive milkers?

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They're not mutually exclusive, also
>Calling her your gf
>Not calling her your slave

The girl I had been seeing had literally no boobs or ass, at all. So no.
I'll probably hire a prostitute to see how it feels.

>have you ever tried having a gf

No.

>no drivers for logic
>hysteria bug hasn't been patched
Still in the early-adopter phase

How do you get the milk for your cereal in the morning?

youre spekaing to a room full of pedophiles

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I can have fun on a powerful pc without having to take it out to dinner or listen to it bitching all day.

>can't store my data, will only pretend it does
>can't compute programs
>can't replace parts if they get worn out/obsolete
>not allowed to do shit if get's hacked
>don't always know where it is
>bloatware for the bathroom
>doesn't turn off when you want to
>didn't turn on when you want to
>you have to make payments for the rest of it's usage
I can't see how it's better

>cereal

Are you 12?

do we have the technology yet so that i can BE the gf instead?

Porridge is the breakfast meal of boomers though

Hideri is such a good girl

>cereal
>porridge
fucking americans choosing their breakfast based on whatever has the most ads
eat sausage and eggs
or at least a fucking bagel

Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

Eating carb in general for breakfast is a bad idea, my point was that cereal based shit like porridge is more common with boomers since they got it from their poverty parents.

I'm battling sex addition and I would appreciate it if you didn't make provocative posts on blue boards

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO FUCKING LONELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>sex addition
Time for some super wet math

boob ass don't matter at all, what matters is pussy hygiene but you can't appreciate that because you're cut

there are no big breasted women in the west that don't have mental issues. having the attention of men with zero effort prevents them from developing properly and they expect to get anything they want. attraction to big breasts is a glitch in our evolution - we are supposed to be attracted to big round hips and legs and big breasts just imitate those while also being much more visible and accessible.

I like my granola, breh.

I've had both, and the computer held up better in the long run.

lol what a fucking faggot

>Caring about piv penetration at all
How dull

Last one tried to have her hand in every single part of my life and freaked out over random shit I never saw coming.

It was like systemd with tits.

>not having a cigarette and coffee instead of breakfast

>have you ever tried having a gf with massive milkers?
I've tried several and they were really wide, almost as boring as dipping it in a glass of water.

tell me that he at least had a big dick.

yes im aware you prefer pia to compensate [you can't] for your peepee

OP's post had landed me a promotion, but your post got me fired

I hate both, dull as fuck
The only time you should penetrate a cunt or butt is with a XL Flint lubed with chili sauce

I'm pretty sure she's been literally BLACKED.

She didn't even have a dick.
My ass is bigger than hers.

proof?

She's a porn star you retard (I forget her name)

Zishy (in the bottom right corner) is a porn company as well.

kylie page

I have both, it’s great.

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She is literally an escort in Seattle.

i sure miss being 14

I have both faggot, get gud.

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yes, not worth it, too much money for too little music

Great scene

>girl

Had multiple. It's pretty good.

>hysteria bug hasn't been patched
They found a plug to stick in that hole years ago.

P U F F Y
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F
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Scrotum.

My main problem is I'm dating a chubby girl but she has no tits or ass it's the most unattractive figure ever

Her face is very cute though that's the only redeeming feature.

go to gym and take the chance of her leaving you

>systemd with tits

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You on about azure?

Having a gf is the same as purposefully having a hardware bottleneck.

>systemd with tits
kek

Your relationships sound really fucking sad, I'm glad I found a good one (no big tiddies, but smol mommy gf)

>have you ever tried having a gf with massive milkers?
Does she have a penis?

DFC > milkers

No, but we do have the tech to permanently stop you from being male. It does involve being permanently deceased though.

Computers are far more interpretable that milkerpigs. More efficient and constructive too.
And you can probably use them to build superior milkerpigs anyway.

>cigarette and coffee
I know a guy that did this and ripped bongs before heading to work.
Fucking chefs ay.

>literally BLACKED
Turned into a literal negro?

Is fine too.

>Last one tried to have her hand in every single part of my life and freaked out over random shit I never saw coming.
>systemd with tits
fucking kek

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men who likes massive milkers has Oedipus complex

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why not both

Yep. Biologically speaking, true sexual value is in a woman's hips, not big breasts.

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Speak for yourself, homo.

this is true

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Most men do have an oedipus complex.
Women have the opposite with dads, but unlike men with their complex they refuse to accept that.

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not big ass boobs but sure had a lot of milk

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Actually, women have breasts because we are bipedal. Monkeys are attracted to big butts, but since we walk upright the butt is not as presentable anymore... hence big tits which do look like a butt when pushed up. Makes sense, I guess.

Can it run Crysis?

>So yeah I agree having a powerful PC is pretty neat but have you ever tried having a gf with massive milkers?
>women like cock
>liking cock is gay
>like people that like cock is pretty gay.
You gay man.

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n-no I just value online anonymity

How old was she?

Freud was a loony.

>implying I don't have both

how about

>have a gf with huge tits and a good ass
>become a big tit lover
>break up with her eventually

>get a new gf
>she has a better ass and better overall but small, even a little uneven tits

I fucking hate this feel bros

26

Nah.

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This is actually accurate AND funny!

Yes my mum has big boobies and I play with them every day

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how did he hide his penis?

Yeah, I had a gf with big titties, was my first proper gf when I was like 26. It was pretty good I guess, but I realized I don't care much about tits. I mean they're nice, but they don't have to be massive. My current gf has slightly above average size tits and they're fine.

Yeah it's called a gas chamber. It's been around for ages

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>tfw big tits gf but no powerful computer.
Anyone wanna trade?