What technology can help me acquire a gf?
What technology can help me acquire a gf?
Hudson Rodriguez
Mason Brooks
credit card
Chase Cook
money
Jace Thompson
Jow Forums
No really. Worked for me. I'm more surprised than you are.
Hudson Sanders
you don't need technology when you have a big dick. If you don't have a big dig find a shorter woman. Their pussy is only as big as their hands.
Lucas Hernandez
ok, I got credit card and money, what nao?
found gf on Jow Forums, what?!
Noah Myers
install arch/gentoo/slackware and then when she sees how hard your computer is to use she won't be able to get enough of your genius cum
Luke Martin
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Yes. I found a gf on Jow Forums and I actually married her, too. As I said, I'm more surprised this actually happened than you are. It didn't even take that long. I had to filter through maybe 6 thots and 3 trannies before I found her. She was too perfect, we clicked and off we went.
Others were not quite as lucky, but it can work out, we are proof of that.
Ayden Rivera
Just go up and say hi bro, girls love that shit.
Justin James
Rohypnol
>married her
Good luck user, you're gonna need it when she divorces you.
Carter Long
>found gf on Jow Forums, what?!
It's mostly traps and fembots now. The board went to shit
Jeremiah Scott
Only if you're chad, if not you get pepper sprayed.
Wyatt Harris
be good looking and not a virgin
Hunter Edwards
>I got money
no, you don't. if you had, you'd be drowning in pussy right now
Elijah Brooks
brain implant.
Oliver Martin
build an AI gf, it's your only chance user
Jaxson Sanchez
Try "hey" instead, it works.
Wyatt Rodriguez
plastic surgery
Joseph Jones
Whatever gets you to gensokyo.
Colton Hill
iPhone Xs, MacBook Pro, iPad Pro
Jayden Peterson
A big black cock.
Jonathan Carter
I almost got an egf on r9k but after a few weeks of talking she confessed to me she's a thot who has cybersex with other anons on the board.
Plus, she was seeing a psychiatrist and had no father. Maybe it was for the better.
Mason Watson
drugs and alcohol, then go outside.
Zachary Scott
>Maybe
Here's a free tip stop going to Jow Forums
Josiah Garcia
super male vitality
Luke Torres
Genetic Manipulation, Fitness, Social Status and Money