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BASED GOOGLE!
Justin Morris
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Blake Walker
TIC TOC AMERICANS
Andrew Nelson
shoes are now botnet
Dominic Cook
>letting google steal information related to your weight and current level of fitness so they can then sell it to food companies
pathetic.tar
Jaxon Ramirez
>google is making shoes I can finally make headlines with all these shoe-based puns I have that don't really make any sense
Thomas Reed
>shoe-based puns
Lmao, I had to look up twice
>sole mate
>soul mate
[sensible chuckle]
Julian Russell
Yeah, but what do soul mates have to do with google, or tracking your weight/health, or anything else here?
Justin Cruz
Well I think because a soul mate is supposed to take care of you. Since Google cannot be a soul mate, they made a sole mate which will take care of you.
Hunter Wright
will it shock you if you go into a right wing store? or just reduce your social score?
Grayson Wright
>silicon valley nerds in charge of styling shoes
I bet they will look like shit