BASED GOOGLE!

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shoes are now botnet

>letting google steal information related to your weight and current level of fitness so they can then sell it to food companies
pathetic.tar

>google is making shoes I can finally make headlines with all these shoe-based puns I have that don't really make any sense

>shoe-based puns
Lmao, I had to look up twice
>sole mate
>soul mate
[sensible chuckle]

Yeah, but what do soul mates have to do with google, or tracking your weight/health, or anything else here?

Well I think because a soul mate is supposed to take care of you. Since Google cannot be a soul mate, they made a sole mate which will take care of you.

will it shock you if you go into a right wing store? or just reduce your social score?

>silicon valley nerds in charge of styling shoes
I bet they will look like shit