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BASED GOOGLE!
Justin Morris
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Blake Walker
TIC TOC AMERICANS
Andrew Nelson
shoes are now botnet
Dominic Cook
>letting google steal information related to your weight and current level of fitness so they can then sell it to food companies
pathetic.tar
Jaxon Ramirez
>google is making shoes I can finally make headlines with all these shoe-based puns I have that don't really make any sense
Thomas Reed
>shoe-based puns
Lmao, I had to look up twice
>sole mate
>soul mate
[sensible chuckle]
Julian Russell
Yeah, but what do soul mates have to do with google, or tracking your weight/health, or anything else here?
Justin Cruz
Well I think because a soul mate is supposed to take care of you. Since Google cannot be a soul mate, they made a sole mate which will take care of you.
Hunter Wright
will it shock you if you go into a right wing store? or just reduce your social score?
Grayson Wright
>silicon valley nerds in charge of styling shoes
I bet they will look like shit
Jaxson Powell
>food companies
Insurance companies and hospitals
>be amerilard
>eat a burger
>insurance bill is now higher
Austin White
Homos are best at fashion
Julian Garcia
mass suicide soon
Andrew Davis
So now that cars, refridgerators, light bulbs and shoes are part of the botnet, what will be the next thing that will be hooked up to skynet?
Caleb Walker
Thanks for explaining it none of us understood
Noah Baker
Owen Hernandez
dental implants, they will track the amount of sugar consumed and how much bacteria is on the surface. It will notify your smart phone when to brush.
Cooper Foster
sugar is already measured in realtime with modern diabetes devices. bacteria level in the mouth is not relevant to anything, also bacteria in the body are mostly useful.
David King
thinking people will research and not just buy into the marketing
Justin Diaz
stop making excuses for your half-assed attempt at predicting the future botnet.
Landon Morales
tiny device that monitors your brain waves 24/7. it logs emotions, alertness and sleep, among many other things.
Jason Myers
gipfelkreuze, aka crosses on mountain summits. they'll come with an integrated camera and a share button and each summit will have its own facebook page.
Dylan Morgan
>Thanks for explaining it none of us understood
James Collins
>wearing shoes
>being serious about body health
pick one
Gavin Ross
Wow, all things I don't want to know about made by a company I hate that I know will now track my fucking FEET on top of it all. Wonderful google, really knocked it out of the park.
Connor Murphy
Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.
Henry Barnes
botnet water is next
Thomas Ramirez
It should beep and call the authorities whenever wrongthink is detected.
Julian Evans
>be a fat fuck
>don't walk so it doesn't matter what shoes you wear
Camden Ross
>google glasses
>google phone
>google shoes
>google wristband
How much more botnet will the average glue-sniffing Mountain View s.o.y.i.m be tasked to carry? Google Gloves? Google Jacket and Pants? Google Hat?
Jason Morales
They arent homo's they're nerds. Expect new balance style boomer tennis shoes
Mason Clark
>being a shoecuck
>not walking barefoot
Carter Hernandez
Looks like I picked the right time to start going barefoot.
Wyatt Wright
>INSURANCE COMPANY GETS DATA
Has an entire math branch to not pay people.
Brody Morris
>be Google shoe wearer
>be hungry af
>be shopping
>be electrocuted by shoe because Google shoe thinks shopping bags weight = ate burgers
>be normal shoe wearer
>be happy again
Asher Hill
wow, I bet they're going to be cheap!
Ryan Davis
The privilege of being exploited by the botnet is never cheap.
Zachary Bailey
The internet of things was a mistake.
Nathaniel White
Oh look Google internet of things project #345
I give it 3 years before they give up on it.
Aiden Sanders
what