"Hi codemonkey, I need you to go and mansplain to your wolfpack that there is a new Agile Scrum Master in town"

>"Hi codemonkey, I need you to go and mansplain to your wolfpack that there is a new Agile Scrum Master in town"

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>At which point the codemonkeys continue to ignore the scrum master as per usual.

*.45 to the face*
nothing personnel

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Agile scum... Oh yeah, the clogged shitter is down the hall and to the left.

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>I'm with you sis #meetoo #i'mreallyaman #mynostrilsarevaginas

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Sam Hyde looks like shit nowadays

WTF happened to jesse starr
Jeezus look at that fucking face

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>agile
obese-phobic and offensive to those who are movement-challenged
>scrum
i identify as a buzzword and your privilege gives you no right to use my kin by name
>master
offensive to literally everybody except you. how dare you casually use this term when it symbolizes the way niggers were treated as sub-human. the kind of behavior typical of the bigots who didn't live during that time period. learn to be respectful of others.
>town
do you have any idea of how many starved children there are in third world countries who don't have the luxury of living in a safe, peaceful town like you are able to? your arrogance has reached an unacceptable level and I think you need to take some mandatory time off from work and meditate on your actions and beliefs. you may come back when you' ve learned your place.