Fuck the NSA

>your bootloader is fine
>your smart speaker doesn't listen unless you tell it to
>snapdragon processors don't have backdoors
>we can't see anything with this camera cover on
believe nothing

yeah, can confirm this is fucking useless. converting to grey scale and fucking with brightness reveals whos using a machine. nice try, NSA.

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This is the last time I fall for your tricks

nsa is to Jow Forums what atf is to Jow Forums

We need a scapegoat meme man to post whenever NSA shenanigans are afoot

EFF retweets hoaxes now.....? anybody can order those purple covers with any custom logo off Chinese website.

this is some tumblr tier faggotry

Trusting the NSA with personal security is like trusting Google with personal data

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Holy kek, you can't make this shit up.

>not buying a laptop with an integrated privacy cover

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>Not disconnecting the mic and webcam before first boot.

>not covering all user facing cameras with hard black plastic
Pic related, my phone front camera. Go ahead and try to see through that.

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>not buying a laptop with a mic/camera hard switch

>((hard)) switch
Good goy

>he connects his phone to the internet
Well, better off you'reselfs then.

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>people worried about cameras when there's microphones connected everywhere

THERE ARE NO MODERN LAPTOPS WITHOUT CAMERA!!!!!!

>yes, goy, leave your mic connected, no one will ever listen to you

with linux you can just disable your camera driver modules, these webcam covers are just retarded marketing bullshit

>tfw my NSA agent gets to watch and listen to fapping every day and night
You lucky dog you, wanna screen share?

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>Give it back
>Dusted for prints

(double)

What's wrong with the EFF? Surely there could be nothing wrong with the NSA.

You can do this with Windows too.
Alternatively, you can also disable the webcam in your BIOS.

>doesn't know the difference between transparent and translucent
What a shitty organization they are.

>not taping webcam with solid fucking black tape

Disable webcam in your kernel.

/thread

Remove the plastic, cut the wire from the camera, put the plastic back. Takes literally a few minutes.

it's not just nsa, man. all three letter agencies are shunned by Jow Forums.

this

It's almost as if...

>covering your webcam
Schizoposting belongs on /x/

tape also has backdoors

>implying the backdoor in your bios or even cpu can't enable the webcam
You need to physically disconnect it to be *safe*

What's a webcam?

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>owning a computer with a webcam at all

>Trusting a mic/camera hard switch

X200/X220 can be hardware removed in MINUTES.

if you don't know how to verify that the mic/camera is disconnected from the OS, you shouldn't be using a computer

Just stick a fucking bandaid over it you mongs.

Isn't it ironic that Chinese botnets offer more privacy ? For instance, the Xiaomi mi mix 3 needs to slide to reveal the front cam

Nice try, NSAfaggot
Is it a crime if I call NSA agent a faggot?

Not unplugging your webcam from the mother board :D

You can customise laptops on lenovos website. Seriously, it even reduces the price by a few pounds/dollars/euros. ofc that'[s if you want a new laptop without one. If you want preowned there are plenty of older ones from the early(ish) 2000's that don't have webcams. Idiot.

>not buying a laptop without a webcam

They have enough spies stealing industrial secrets to make hacking into webcams unnecessary,

Harro MR. American, you buy Xiaomi product, very privacy product. Web Camera protection and no USA back door. Legit seller A+++++++

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Then you have a China back door.

>implying China can read and english
Foreign data is useless to them, they don't know what it is. It's just gibberish to them, just like their language to us.

Post your ghetto webcam covers
>pic is the peel off aluminium from a strepsil lozenge

It's hard to tell if op is sarcastic or not.
Piss poor attempt at recreation. It's no better than the original. The only problem at the center of the plastic piece is the compression. It might aswell be clear glass.

>china backdoor vs americunt backdoor

I bet there's actually someone that thinks they're privacy aware who motivated their Chinese smartphone purchase this way.

>not destroying the webcam with a power drill

Most laptops you could pop off the bezel and pull out the mic and camera connector pretty easily.

>69644425
see below:

NSA cattle detected. You glow in the dark

An hero yourself you retarded sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

>replying to NSA agents
good goy, install windows 10 and remove the webcam cover

Every enterprise laptop from Dell/HP/Lenovo/Acer/etc can be specced without a camera.

If you don't want a camera then fucking remove it, retards.

sure sure, back to /x/ with you and don't forget to take your meds, you paranoid dorks lmao

>t. malware developer

>only the purple ones have this defect
clearly this was done on purpose in order to STALK people that like the color purple.

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You misunderstand.
This is not done in order to spy on people through their webcams.
It is done in order to recognize fellow intelligence agency agents. The glow from them shines through.

>civil libertarians
Aka controlled opposition spooks

I'll take china backdoor any day. They can take as much intellectual property as they want lol

Just buy a ThinkPad, wire the power to the webcam and the microphone to a switch and be 100% certain that it's safe. Only power them when needed. (Webcam connection is basically a usb 2)

Up to sandy bridge, you can repurpose the wireless switch for a stealth look.

dont have a webcam

what's your reasoning here? cause they cant imprison you?

>the glow from them shines through

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now he gets replies from reddit newfags like you

Ironically Xiaomi devices are some of the most developer friendly ones. Nothing is stopping you from installing a custom ROM and microG. But yeah, let's talk out of our asses about the "Chinese vs domestic botnet bro".

That's saturday morning cartoon villain tier