Jow Forums humor thread

share your saved pics

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vcarrer.com/2011/10/draw-shapes-in-photoshop-with.html
youtu.be/RwmWex3ssA4
web.archive.org/web/20181229222651/http://h14s.p5r.org/2012/09/0x5f3759df.html
rrrola.wz.cz/inv_sqrt.html
github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee-Old-and-abbandoned/commit/6cd6b2485668e8a87485cb34ca8a0a937e73f16d
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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funniest part is the text "You know you want to try it!"
NSA is a pretty cool guy, eh steals your data and doesn't afraid of anything

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:)

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jej

What the fuck

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>there are people who would unironically use this

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can you do that in photoshop, though?

you are fake news

>time to add some items to a list
>:(
using linked lists for fized-size storage is retarded though

kind of
vcarrer.com/2011/10/draw-shapes-in-photoshop-with.html

>fized-size

oh shoot. i figured adobe would use actionscript if they had this feature, though.

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what causes this to happen? corrupted character sets?

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>it's real

I don't understand why this gentleman gets so much hate from everybody on the internet.

Actionscript always had a separate compilation step and Adobe had early JS implementations, one of which was donated to Firefox. That being said, before JS was utilized, Adobe had some attempts to use the preinstalled VBScript and AppleScript facilities.

reminded me of this Jow Forumsame
youtu.be/RwmWex3ssA4

Most likely dead ram that keeps bit flipping data , making some characters change.

It's italian, stupid

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cont.

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NSA was amazingly self-aware when they came for career fairs or company sponsored events. Gave out USB's that said "do you dare?" if you had any experience on your resume. Rumor was if you opened the drive using a virtual machine it would give you a link to skip the first round of intern interviews.

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oh god JPMorgan is that you?

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>an Agile team

"We have daily witch-hunts."

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kek

and that's all from me

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sage

most disgusting thing I read so far this year
if the -O5000 compiler decided to do that fine, but by design from the programmer?

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Attempting to read this out loud is more amusing than i'd imagine.

I just imagine it being a finnish spurdo voice.

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reading cached memory is probably cheaper than xoring two registers, I don't think compilers would ever do this
but it's a fun bit trick

Ebin

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s-source? asking for a friend obv

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// what the fuck?

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web.archive.org/web/20181229222651/http://h14s.p5r.org/2012/09/0x5f3759df.html
rrrola.wz.cz/inv_sqrt.html

>the terminal is the shell
this is where the conversation went sideways
it's not incorrect to call gnome shell "the shell", though it requires some context, especially since the most obvious shell on a linux system is bash
"the terminal is the shell" is just plain wrong, though, under no circumstance can a terminal be a shell

Luke is that you?

shit happens

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But how did they put it there?

I would give it a 10.

wtf is this shit

github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee-Old-and-abbandoned/commit/6cd6b2485668e8a87485cb34ca8a0a937e73f16d

OpenBSD mascot puffy

for polfags you're not very smart

sounds good but does it work?

Christianity confirmed for the "JavaScript" of world religions.

sage isn't a downvote reddit friend

dumping

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>>fized-size

lmao

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>chinese comment with 19 thumbs down
based

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